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Winning isn't always everything

post #1 of 24
6/6/08 at 6:07pm
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At this point, just stop running and take care of yourself man!
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post #2 of 24
6/6/08 at 6:15pm
His face says it all.

A good friend of mine does marathons here and there.... the last one I went to in NYC I saw all kinds of disgusting things. Like a guy whose nipples had chafed so bad they had bled through his whole shirt.
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post #3 of 24
6/6/08 at 6:34pm
I see that and I'm reminded of that Stephen King story involving the stop you die marathon.
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post #4 of 24
6/6/08 at 6:56pm
Is.. is that Brendan?

I didn't know marathons could be such horror-provoking events. Bleeding nipples, shit sprayed shorts/legs.. this should be spoofed in Run Fatboy Run

Between this and the Jessica Alba is Pregnant thread, there's some really sick discussion goin on around these parts.
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post #5 of 24
6/6/08 at 7:02pm
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Originally Posted by Alex Riviello View Post
A good friend of mine does marathons here and there.... the last one I went to in NYC I saw all kinds of disgusting things. Like a guy whose nipples had chafed so bad they had bled through his whole shirt.
Isn't that what nipple tape is for?
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post #6 of 24
6/6/08 at 7:06pm
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Originally Posted by Trejo View Post
I didn't know marathons could be such horror-provoking events. Bleeding nipples, shit sprayed shorts/legs.. this should be spoofed in Run Fatboy Run
Didn't they have the lubed nipple thing in Run Fatboy Run?
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post #7 of 24
6/6/08 at 8:49pm
Maybe he grabbed someones coffee instead of water?

Heh, the only "bad" thing I've seen was nipple chaffing in Las Vegas. Blood streaks right down to the guys waist. And it was at mile 18! He still had quite a ways to go... I saw a few twisted ankles in Ottawa but other then that nothing "horrifying". I wear band aids over my nips to protect them. Never had any problems.
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post #8 of 24
6/6/08 at 9:27pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
I see that and I'm reminded of that Stephen King story involving the stop you die marathon.
The Long Walk in the Bachman Books collection! Well played, Mr. Hocken. Well played.

Didn't Robin Quivers mention something like this happening to her on the Howard Stern show a few years back? And if this kind of accident is prevalent, why hasn't someone invented runners' Pampers or something? There's obviously a market, and sponsorship dollars, available.
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post #9 of 24
6/6/08 at 9:35pm
Runner's Colostomy Bag
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post #10 of 24
6/6/08 at 10:03pm
Runner's Pampers made me spit out my water.

And, yeah, I thought about Brendan as soon as that picture popped up (Sorry, B!).
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post #11 of 24
6/7/08 at 12:06am
I love the "eww, WTF?!" look on the face of the guy on the far right.
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post #12 of 24
6/7/08 at 11:55am
"Alright junior, the three legged race is up next are you read?"

"Um sorry, Already promised weekend Dad I'd run it with him"

"Weekend Dad? Son, your mother and I are still happily married"

"Just stay the fuck away from me"
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post #13 of 24
6/7/08 at 2:35pm
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Originally Posted by Alex Riviello View Post
His face says it all.
No, the face of the guy on the right in the background says it all.
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post #14 of 24
6/9/08 at 11:24am
There is a famous marathon runner over here called Paula Radcliffe and in one race, she stopped at the side of the road and pinched one off...fucking gross
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post #15 of 24
6/9/08 at 2:13pm
Moral: Day of the race..... make sure you are completely flushed out.
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post #16 of 24
6/9/08 at 2:21pm
I used to go running in the morning. I would always use the bathroom before heading out, but like clockwork about a mile in, I'd need to crimp one out.

Running has a way of working things out. Maybe he figured it would be a solid and went ahead and let it go.
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post #17 of 24
6/9/08 at 3:01pm
Aren't the shorts baggy enough to make even a solid pinch-out a risky move? I mean how embarrassing would it be for a nugget to just slip out in full view of everyone?
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post #18 of 24
6/9/08 at 3:06pm
Probably not as embarassing as the pic attached to Post #1. I think the crowd would forgive a small chunk as opposed to the melted Double Chocolate Fudge damburst we've witnessed.
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post #19 of 24
6/9/08 at 3:09pm
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Originally Posted by Rusty Oysterburger View Post
There is a famous marathon runner over here called Paula Radcliffe and in one race, she stopped at the side of the road and pinched one off...fucking gross
In front of everyone? Couldn't she at least go behind a tree. What's with these people?
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post #20 of 24
6/9/08 at 3:12pm
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Originally Posted by IggytheBorg View Post
Aren't the shorts baggy enough to make even a solid pinch-out a risky move? I mean how embarrassing would it be for a nugget to just slip out in full view of everyone?
It's only risky for the losers behind you.
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post #21 of 24
6/9/08 at 3:19pm
Was the guy at least running for a good cause? like to cure rabies?
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post #22 of 24
6/9/08 at 3:40pm
That might explain a lot! He was jogging for rectal incontinence!
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post #23 of 24
6/9/08 at 10:20pm
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It's only risky for the losers behind you.
Like hiking in the Grand Canyon & getting stuck behind the mules. Only at higher speeds, I guess.
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post #24 of 24
6/16/08 at 5:50pm
OH NO!

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