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post #51 of 160
6/9/08 at 8:25pm
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Originally Posted by gravedigger View Post
I haven't seen too many Futurama episodes but the one bit that stands out to me is in the episode where Zoidberg is dressed as Jesus (Halloween episode maybe?). There's some disaster going on and a trapped guy calls out the Zoidberg Jesus, "Help me!" Zoidberg says, "Sorry, Jesus helps those who help themselves", and runs away. That killed me.
That was an X-Mas, Bender was being executed and the real Santa-bot shows up and, it goes on from there.
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post #52 of 160
6/10/08 at 2:26am
Zoidberg's Attorney: That's right, I'm a polygamist!

Fry: That's the saltiest thing I've ever tasted, and I once ate a heaping bowl of salt.

Dr. Fonzworth: Oh, if anybody wants me, I'll be in the angry dome.

Dr. Fonzworth: Dark matter, the densest material known to man. Each pound weighs a thousand pounds!
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post #53 of 160
6/10/08 at 8:45am
Fonzworth? I think you're thinking of the ultimate crossover show, Bender Loves Chachi.


I love Fry's little bit in the episode set on the moon (second ever episode?):

Fry: Its every man for himself! (Fry lands in Moon quicksand) Help me, Leela!
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post #54 of 160
6/10/08 at 7:01pm
"Guess where Ive been"

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post #55 of 160
6/10/08 at 7:03pm
I love how the people look completely non-plussed, but the robot looks absolutely horrified.
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post #56 of 160
6/10/08 at 7:07pm
"Scruffy is gonna die the way he lived" *licks finger and flips page*
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post #57 of 160
6/10/08 at 7:17pm
I tend to quote this one a lot when I drink.

Scruffy: Prison ain't so bad. You can make sangria in the terlet. 'Course it's shank or be shanked.
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post #58 of 160
6/10/08 at 7:35pm
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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll View Post
Zoidberg's Attorney: That's right, I'm a polygamist!
Then everyone Boo's until he mentions the flag and everyone cheers. Then he mentions polygamy again and gets booed.
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post #59 of 160
6/10/08 at 7:39pm
And then when he dies he wants a Satanic funeral and the boos come again.

Nixon's Head: My fellow Earthicans, we enjoy so much freedom, it's almost sickening. We're free to choose which hand our sex-monitoring chip is implanted in, and if we don't want to pay our taxes, why, we're free to spend a weekend with the Pain Monster.
Pain Monster: See ya April 15th, folks!

Fry: Hey, wait, I'm having one of those things…you know, a headache with pictures.
Leela: An idea?
Fry: Mmm! Mmm hmm!
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post #60 of 160
6/10/08 at 8:03pm
Thread Starter 
Blern. Blern! BLERNNNN!!!

and:

Hey Look! Its one of them things that are on my truck's mudflaps.
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post #61 of 160
6/11/08 at 1:04am
Fry: Ooh. "Big Pink." It's the only gum with the breath-freshening power of ham.
Bender: And it pinkens your teeth as you chew.

and my personal favorite:

Fry: But won't that change history?
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: [ultra sarcastic] Ohh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. "I'm My Own Grandfather"! Let's just steal the damn dish and get out of here! Screw history!

I love that episode.
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post #62 of 160
6/11/08 at 8:37am
Watched that very episode last night.

"Do you ever think you're just going with girls cos you're s'posed to?"
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post #63 of 160
6/11/08 at 1:05pm
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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll View Post
Fry: That's the saltiest thing I've ever tasted, and I once ate a heaping bowl of salt.
Probably my second most quoted line.

My first being:
Bender's pimptastic "Shut up, baby, I know."
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post #64 of 160
6/11/08 at 1:27pm
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Originally Posted by Caranthir View Post
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Fry: But won't that change history?
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: [ultra sarcastic] Ohh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. "I'm My Own Grandfather"! Let's just steal the damn dish and get out of here! Screw history!

I love that episode.
If that's the Roswell episode I also enjoy how Truman busts out of a box marked "Crackers" and how every picture the crazy old man takes looks like a classic "UFO" picture.
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post #65 of 160
6/11/08 at 2:35pm
Another one from the Roswell episode:
"That's no flying saucer! That's my ass!"
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post #66 of 160
6/11/08 at 3:15pm
The big brain am winning again! I am the greetest! Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin!
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post #67 of 160
6/11/08 at 3:23pm
Bender: I'll have a fuzzy navel and she'll have the girliest drink in the house!
Bartender: Two fuzzy navels, coming up!
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post #68 of 160
6/11/08 at 8:47pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
If that's the Roswell episode I also enjoy how Truman busts out of a box marked "Crackers" and how every picture the crazy old man takes looks like a classic "UFO" picture.
And the one time it was the Loch Ness monster.


Fry: But I can't play anymore!
Doctor Zoidberg: Yes, you can! The beauty was in your heart, not your hands.
Fry: [Plays holophonor badly]
Doctor Zoidberg: [Crowd boos] The music's bad and you should feel bad.
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post #69 of 160
6/11/08 at 9:17pm
From Bender's Big Score. A drunk in a present day telephone booth.

"Hello, bartender? I have rethought things over and have come to the conclusion that not only are you not a fat pig, you are actually very nice. And I would like another drin....yeagh! (Bender yanks him from phone booth mistaking it for suicide booth)

The gang is at a pet show and a sign reads "Pet Contest: Top Prize $1000.00 and a years supply of dog food."

Bender: "A thousand dollars you say?"
Zoidberg: "Dog food you say?"
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post #70 of 160
6/12/08 at 11:20am
Thread Starter 
Fransworth: Everyone's always trying to save Hitler's brain, but when you transplant it into a great white shark its 'Oh no, you've gone too far!'
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post #71 of 160
6/12/08 at 11:29am
Anyone see the new movie?

I thought it was funnier than Big Score, but liked Big Score's plot more.
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post #72 of 160
6/12/08 at 12:27pm
http://steeringass.ytmnd.com/
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post #73 of 160
6/12/08 at 2:08pm
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Originally Posted by Tati View Post
Anyone see the new movie?

I thought it was funnier than Big Score, but liked Big Score's plot more.
Is it out?
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post #74 of 160
6/12/08 at 2:10pm
6/24
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post #75 of 160
6/12/08 at 2:20pm
Thanks!
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post #76 of 160
6/12/08 at 3:00pm
If you're eager to check it out, you might be able to preview it online as of now and then buy a physical copy on the 24th.
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post #77 of 160
6/14/08 at 8:03am
wow, the new movie is almost absurdly bad.
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post #78 of 160
6/14/08 at 9:50am
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by JuddL View Post
wow, the new movie is almost absurdly bad.
Is it worse than Bender's Big Score?
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post #79 of 160
6/14/08 at 12:28pm
*After Bender becomes Human and starts to play with himself*
Fry: Bender stop you'll make god cry
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post #80 of 160
6/14/08 at 12:33pm
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Originally Posted by TURBO-1984 View Post
Is it worse than Bender's Big Score?
Oh yea.
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post #81 of 160
6/14/08 at 6:29pm
Probably going to watch my crappy, single layer review copy of the new movie tonight. Personally I loved Bender's Big Score. It was much better then either the Simpsons or Family Guy movies.

Anyway, I can't help but laugh every time I see Spanish Fry, when Bender turns the things Fry says into dirty double entendres.

Fry: Wait. Listen, I'm usually the first guy to toot my lower horn.
Bender: I'll say! Woooo!
Fry: But in this case, I just don't think it's going to do any good.
Bender: That's what she said! Woooo!
Fry: Yes! I never thought I'd escape with my doodle but I pulled it out.
Bender: Just like at the movie theater! Wooo!

It works especially well in surround sound.
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post #82 of 160
6/14/08 at 7:11pm
Are there more musical numbers? Please say no.
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post #83 of 160
6/14/08 at 7:48pm
Two Pages in and no one's mentioned goddamn Hypno-Toad!
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post #84 of 160
6/14/08 at 9:25pm
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Originally Posted by tcjsavannah View Post
Are there more musical numbers? Please say no.
Musical numbers, or musical montages?
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post #85 of 160
6/14/08 at 9:30pm
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Originally Posted by Gabe Powers View Post
Personally I loved Bender's Big Score. It was much better then either the Simpsons or Family Guy movies.
I loved it too, but let's not get crazy here. Was it better than the Family Guy Movie...Yes. The Simpsons Movie...No.

South Park:BLC still beats all though.
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post #86 of 160
6/14/08 at 9:39pm
Bender: You know, it's funny...

Fry: What?

Bender: Your weiner! HA HA HA HA
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post #87 of 160
6/14/08 at 9:50pm
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Originally Posted by Paul755 View Post
I loved it too, but let's not get crazy here. Was it better than the Family Guy Movie...Yes. The Simpsons Movie...No.

South Park:BLC still beats all though.
Yes, let's get crazy. It's much better then the Simpsons Movie.
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post #88 of 160
6/14/08 at 9:56pm
Oh hell yes it's better than the Simpsons movie. BBS tries to build on its parent show. The Simpsons movie is a lazy rehash of the formula.
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post #89 of 160
6/14/08 at 10:25pm
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Originally Posted by Gabe Powers View Post
Musical numbers, or musical montages?
Whatever they were in Bender's Big Score, they were bad.

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Originally Posted by Paul755
South Park:BLuC still beats all though.
QFT.
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post #90 of 160
6/15/08 at 5:11am
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Originally Posted by tcjsavannah View Post
Whatever they were in Bender's Big Score, they were bad.
I loved the montage of Fry number two's life. It was the closest the film got to the tear inducing moments of the original series.

I just finished the new movie, and it's not very good overall. The biggest problem is that Bender's Big Score had so much emotional closure, and the new film basically ignores it all. There's a tiny bit of interesting and original stuff in the last act, but it isn't as funny, well structured, or touching as BBS.
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post #91 of 160
6/15/08 at 10:09am
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Originally Posted by Gabe Powers View Post
I loved the montage of Fry number two's life. It was the closest the film got to the tear inducing moments of the original series.
Ok, you're right.. that montage wasn't bad. It was the Santa Claus/Hannukah Zombie/Kwanzaabot number and the Homeless Alley Singing Number that I was primarily thinking of, which both blew.

Sorry to hear about the second movie.. I guess this will kill any sort of chance it had on getting back onto the air.
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post #92 of 160
6/15/08 at 12:33pm
I'd say they were about neck and neck actually. There were a couple of moments in this one that really made me laugh, but it does kind of peter out towards the end. That said, its still full of invention, free of songs and at least tries hard. I'd still rate it above The Simpsons Movie overall.
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post #93 of 160
6/15/08 at 3:39pm
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Originally Posted by tcjsavannah View Post
Ok, you're right.. that montage wasn't bad. It was the Santa Claus/Hannukah Zombie/Kwanzaabot number and the Homeless Alley Singing Number that I was primarily thinking of, which both blew.

Sorry to hear about the second movie.. I guess this will kill any sort of chance it had on getting back onto the air.
You're right, those were musical moments, and I forgot about them. I didn't hate either of them by any means, but they were the weakest elements of the whole film. I'm sorry I forgot about them.
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post #94 of 160
6/15/08 at 5:42pm
It's funny...I can gladly acknowledge that Bender's Big Score is a bit lacking in the humour department (though there were some great moments), but there's enough clever stuff from a story perspective that I don't mind at all.
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post #95 of 160
6/18/08 at 10:16pm
"Look at me! I'm Dr. Zoidberg, homeowner!"
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post #96 of 160
6/22/08 at 6:23pm
From Bend Her:

HumourBot 5.0: Would you like to introduce this clip from All My Circuits, Calculon?

Calculon: No, I think its fairly self-explanatory.

[A screen appears, showing Calculon in the middle of a garden, a Pirate stood behind him tending a barbecue]

Calculon [on screen]: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Robot audience applauds for exactly 2 seconds]

Calculon: Funny story. The script actually called for me to say, 'Yes', but I gave it that little twist.

HumourBot 5.0: Anecdote accepted. Witty comeback not found.


I might be paraphrasing some of that, but it had me laughing yesterday...
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post #97 of 160
1/30/09 at 3:04pm
Every time the hyper chicken attorney shows up, I prepare to laugh uproariously. Favorite:

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Hyper-Chicken: Now Pramala, I know its scary up there in that witness box but, t'ain't no need to fear me... BAAAKAAA! I'm sorry I thought you was corn.
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post #98 of 160
1/30/09 at 3:12pm
Cereal poured on head... milk poured on head...

Go! Go! Go! Go!
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post #99 of 160
1/30/09 at 5:53pm
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Originally Posted by nekkerbee View Post
Fry: Hey wait, I’m having one of those things. You know. A headache with pictures.
Leela: An idea?
I got to bust this out at work today when my sleep deprived employer was trying to explain to me that he'd just had an idea, but couldn't remember the word. Deeply satisfying.
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post #100 of 160
1/30/09 at 7:13pm
It is proving remarkable difficult to find futurama video snippets on-line.
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