Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Juggalos.

That baby's coffin looks remarkably like a cooler. Is...is that some sort of unintentional social statement?

I'm thinking we should just go ahead and sterilize Juggalos and Juggalettes with hot coals.

Fuck this waste of space.

And fuck anyone who listens to ICP and is over the age of 14.

Having just gone through the process, I can tell you that there's not much for infants in the way of caskets/funeral preparations. Our funeral director said that most couples use RubberMaid tubs instead of vaults (since infant vaults are expensive and most young couples are broke). The "transport container" (we had our son buried in KY) they sent us was just glorified tupperware (we got the permit to have him transported in his bassinet instead).

That said, I'll defend their casket choice, but not their lifestyle choice. How the hell does someone become a Juggalo anyway?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=nj2_8ryCp1Y

It's an ancient alchemical formula involving sexual frustration, morbid obesity, rampant acne, and the tendency to get off on torturing and killing small animals.

Jake forgot to mention the prerequisite of objectively having the world's worst taste in music.

The alchemists already assumed that would be a byproduct of the experiment, natch.

Could be a Dark Knight marketing thing.

We recently had a wave of vandalism sweep the city involving various clown related graffiti being scrawled all over cars, houses, businesses etc. Drawings of clowns fucking the house's inhabitants, and JUGGALO 4 LIFEZ all over. I seriously considered getting a bat and Walking Tall style rounding up quite a few of my old high school friends, they fit right into this douchebag trend and more than likely were behind it. Fuck the lot of them.

That does it. I can't stay away any longer. I've listened to the warnings and stayed away from learning about this particular group until now. I'm gonna check them out. Worse thing that could happen is I find a new reason to hate mankind.

I can't imagine the thought process by which this combination of words appeared on the author's monitor and she was convinced that it made ANY SENSE.

I don't understand. They dress up like clowns?

"Remember at a funeral we all follow together to the cemetary after the service..." and "seriously." are hilarious.

I had to wiki 'juggalo'. Now I wish I hadn't.

I'd pray for humanity, but any deity worth praying to probably gave up on us a long time ago.

I though the whole Juggalo movement burned out years ago, when ICP was doing backyard wrestling. And is this strictly a U.S. only trend, or has this shit spread worldwide?

I was thinking about starting my own post over the weekend about juggalos and taste in music after what happened to me over the weekend and what do ya know? I have one waiting for me.


I went over to my Dad's house to help him landscape. My 18 year old brother was also helping and enlisted the help of one of his "friends". I won't go into too much detail because I use my real name here, but the guy's physical appearance was not the best thing to witness throughout a 93 degree afternoon and he insisted on working shirtless.

To help pass the time while working I had a couple of my CD's playing, the best of Faith No More and the Pogues.


Faith No More was playing first and he asked me why I was listening to "this gay ass Aerosmith shit" I tried to explain to him about Mike Patton and FNM and why he may have not heard of them. He kept complaining at the start of every song, but I kept on working ignoring the little scamp.

When my Pogues CD started my hell really began as he started complaining about my "Gay Hobbit music".....

I asked him what he listens to and my brother tells me that he likes ICP and is a juggalo.

I've never punched my brother, but wanted to for bringing this guy around.

ETA: This guy also had a full arm tattoo of Jesus. WTF?

Sounds like a fun weekend, Swicegood. Nothing like having an asshole complaining at you in 93 degree heat.

I'd never heard of Juggalos before this. Yeah, they pretty much all sound like assholes.

"Juggalo Julz" in the video said God took her baby away for no reason.

God still loves us. He's just kinda lazy.

Well, I'm back from my excursion to Juggalo-land.

I wish I could reach through my monitor and slit the throat of every motherfucking last one of them. I thought wiggers were the lowest form of humanity (yes even lower than furries) but these pieces of shit take the prize.

C Swice, you need to stage an intervention with your brother. He may not be a Juggalo, but he obviously does not know enough to stay very far away from them. He will be listening to terrible music, watching amateur wrestling, and abusing the english language before you know it.

These kids worship a man who goes by the moniker "Shaggy2Dope", right?

So... they dress up as clowns, yeah?

...yeah. But it's that odd look of greasepaint and dirt. If you ever wondered what it would look like if a bunch of white trash kids started a rather pathetic gang, and it took off nationwide, look no further.

I don't think we have them here in the UK.

Is it something we should consider importing? If only to ease your burden. We're quite fond of immigration over here. The less they'll bring to society, the better.

Some do. On occasion. In a general sense, however, I think it's safe to say the lot of these folks are "clowns", or if you prefer, "assholes".

Fucking hate clowns.

EDIT: And assholes.

One of my best friends used to be a Juggalo. *hangs head in shame* We had to have an intervention. Haha. He now realizes what a waste of space ICP is. I figure I did my part.

You know, some mornings I wake up and think "hey, the economy is shit, I'm not making as much money as I want, and my love life is non-existent, but you know what? Life is pretty fuckin' good, and I'm glad to be a part of this world."

Then I remember that Juggalos exist and those mornings are instantly ruined.

Christ, this is the first I've heard of Juggalo's. I'm so pleased we don't have them over here...although it would be good in a 'point and laugh' way

Are you allowed to point and laugh, or is it juggalist?

*puts on flame-retardant suit*

ok

icp aren't that bad. its one of those things, you either get and love, or don't get and hate (and it seems i am in an extreme minority here)

Now before you start unleashing the flames of hell upon me, hear me out

icp has basically built an empire without any radio or video play, building on there own ability to promote there product (which it is. a niche market that exploded in popularity)

they have the longest running hip hop album on the billboard charts (the great milenko) gold and platinum albums, though in my opinion they have really gone down hill in the last few years.

alot of there early lyrics were pretty socially concious. taking hits at gov't neglect to the poor, spousal and child abuse, things like that (yea and givin love to dead bodies...meh)

i dunno, i don't think they really deserve the anger thats leveled there way (kiss used to paint there faces too...so??)

but then again, i'm ashamed to be in the company of three quarters of the retards who are juggalos as alot of them are like the r-tards in the original post.

If you want a really interesting and INTELLIGENT look at the group and what they have accomplished, read this article

http://www.paoracle.com/?archive=77

give it a read before flaming the hell outta me. i know it might not be your bag, but hey, whats your bag ain't what is someone elses bag. i mean shit, how many millions of idiots still vote for american idol??

I will give them props if only for their keen promotional/business sense. But the music just doesn't do anything for me.

I don't think it's the music we're bashing (it does nothing for me), but more of the fans who so zealously follow them. We'll show the same disdain/contempt/'eh' attitude for any sort of wacked out fanbase, whether it's religious, political or Whedon.

No, it's the music, too.

Swice, the reason that fat juggalo (is there any other kind? not being mean, this is a serious question) had a Jesus tattoo is because Jesus is the secret identity of the the Great Clown Hatchet Guy of Juggalonia.

OH, another question I have about the juggafuneral- did they use Faygo instead of wine during communion?

This shit started because of ICP? Really? I remember those guys being mildly popular for two months in 8th grade. And they sucked back then as well.

Check his papers.

Really? I mean, really??? Because here's the sad part about your statement when it comes to this fanbase- I can't tell if you're kidding.

Their= possessive/ belonging to

There= destination/ place

What Chris said.

LOLZ/ fear

I remember my buddy being pissed off when it was "revealed" that ICP WUZ DOWN WIT GOD...

He felt betrayed. And I laughed. Hard.

hahaha you just defended ICP and juggalos baahahahahaha

I think poor Alanthar just gained a reputation he might not have wanted. I won't flame you man, but I fear what others may do.

I remember when Phil had his thread a couple months back and we all did our Juggalo homework, but my God Gravedigger isn't too far off.

Their "Dark Carnival" religion is partly based on Christianity.

Dear God I just keep finding information I'd rather not know:

I know absolutely nothing about their music, so far be it from me to bitch about the band. But as far as I can tell, the point of the original post is that this complete waste of skin was on drugs while she was pregnant, dressed her deceased baby in full Juggalo wear for the funeral, and then called the radio station to go on a rant about why she didn't get more ICP loot.

I'm happy she and her fiancee have each other. It's like the two most worthless people on the planet finding happiness together.

Definitely the music.

I remember first hearing them when I was about 14 or 15 and not understanding how anyone could even remotely like what I was hearing. It just didn't make any sense. And it still doesn't. I get it, different strokes, but please. ICP is one of those bands that make music so objectively terrible that I can't take anyone seriously who takes them seriously. It's atrocious.

I just read this:

NOOOOOOOO!

Look at your sig, Spunkmeyer. You don't know about good music because you too are listening to gay ass Aerosmith shit.

It's amazing how powerful the clown makeup is. They're so incredibly terrible that if they didn't wear it, all these "fans" never would listen to them.