Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Juggalos. - Page 5

"The kids want shit. They want MAAAAD SHIT!!!"

30 seconds. That's all that I could take.

That wrestler dude has some horrible teeth.

Observer effect. The juggalos now know we're watching and are ramping it up for us.

Just wanting to be well informed, I just watched "A Family Underground." I would comment further, but after watching it, I had the strong urge to call my sister and invite her out for drinks. We'll see where this goes.

You've got to admit that their ability to intentionally talk so goddamn stupidly and keep a straight face is kind of impressive taken on its own.

Why does she have to be so cute? I'm gonna stick with my theory that there are no attractive juggalawhatevers and say she's an actress reading a script.

Oh, it's totally an act. One she can sell, but there's a certain required level of oblivious dumbfuckery to be able to authentically talk like those people, and I'm willing to bet she's got juuuust enough brain wattage to make it sound so inauthentic.

Yeah, keep telling yourselves that. And try not to think about the fact that she's the mother of Violent J's children.

Seems like a nice thing for them to do. I hope some little ninjas gets some good shit.

The song at the end of the video features the line: "I seen Madrox finger banging Miss Clause". I'm taking this as a Multiple Man reference.

Not funny when they aren't being sincere.

Poor some syrup and stuff your mouth with these flapjacks! (NSFW)... or as the piece says 'NSFHumanity'

Another (unintentionally) comedic masterpiece from the ICP:

 

Wait, Vanilla Ice? I think they've just become self-aware. Not as funny when they're in on the joke.

Oh my sweet lord, watched that whole thing. I think my favorite part was the JCW wrestling guys, could never figure out what the red one was looking at.

 

Also: BOO MUTHAFUCKA.

They were always self-aware.

Glad to know the helicopter rides will be both "dangerous" and flown by pilots who are "definitely drunk."

 

In the "How did they get _____" sweepstakes, I enter George Clinton. P-Funk puts together an AMAZING live show, and I can't believe it will be wasted on this type of audience.

American Juggalo.  You may laugh and despair for humanity but these are the seeds that will give birth to The Humungus:

(Video very NSFW)

Fuckin'...

 

'n shit...

 

 

got love the preggos woman taking drags on her cigarette and trying to act concerned about the upbringing of her future juggalo.  

I watched that video for 7 minutes and got hepatitis. 

"The Whip-It's don't stop." might my favorite nugget of fried gold there.

The fact a brain surgeon is there makes me afraid of brain surgery.

Haha, Pyle wanting to get laid and wearing a sign for it.

 

*sighs*

Does that blonde girl at the end, with the ICP Breast Paint, seem painfully out of place?  

The fact that my favorite band is playing over the end credits makes me sad.

 

That is an awesome, awesome video, thanks for sharing. I almost admire these Juggalos and their dedication. I also like to pretend they don't/ can't exist. 

 

Im pretty sure the guy makes new members of the tribe by removing chunks of brain during his surgery operations...you probably wake up with a scar in the side of your head and already wearing makeup and wearing Juggalo clothing.

 

Also, im amazed there's no juggalo inspired tribes in the Fallout series; Hell, one of my greatest fears is that, like in Futurama, generations from now archeologists will find Juggalo burial sites and merchandise and misinterpret its meaning; "The Juggalo Horde: Scourge of the American Lands" would probably be an exhibition at NNYC Natural History Museum.