Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Juggalos. - Page 2

I find the white-boy dreads and way oversized jerseys to be more alluring than the clown makeup, personally.

QuiX, som1z geTs mi a badaZZ ICP quot to putZ in mi sigzzzzz!

It's like Scientology without Tom Cruise and with shitty fucking music.

But they don't have the hot chicks like Leah Remini and Doug E. Fresh.

How great would it be in an alternate reality to see Tom Cruise jumping on Oprah's couch while wearing clown paint?

Super great. That's how great.

"Hey Matt Lauer, WE'RE GOIN CHICKEN HUNTIN!"

Gets 'em out of circulation with the rest of the gene pool, too.

Manson was also big on this "family" thing, by the by. Just ask Squeaky. That being the case, is it wrong for me to hope at the next Juggalo Jamboree or whatever the hell it's called, the whole posse decides to pull a Heaven's Gate and chase a comet somewhere? True, we may lose a generation of gas station attendants, but still...

I've leared far more about shit I've never wanted to hear about in this thread than I have in the last year.

I'm seeing visions of a "Joker Gang" forming and turning into the punks from A Clockwork Orange, crazy shit man.

I used to listen to ICP and really got a laugh out of their The Neden Game song off the Great Milkenko but that shit was back in 1998\1999 when they were at least somewhat mainstream. Heck they were on the Family Values Tour back in '99 with Limp Bizkit, Primus, Crystal Method & Korn (bunch of others but ... it's been almost 10 years). Even then though that concert STILL wasn't as good as the entire act of Rammstein from the 98 Family Values Tour.

I can't fathom anyone who actually took on a persona or lifestyle from their music...

Hey Swice, have you picked up any of the Shane MacGowen and the Popes CD's? (I saw you listen to the Pogues) I'm a big fan of "the Snake" one, especially the haunted song w/ O'Conner. Haunted(song's on the bottom)

Yeah, I was also able to find The Rare Old Stuff a little while back at a used record shop in Ann Arbor for something like five bucks.

I have absolutely no idea what you guys are talking about ...

They dress up as "Dark Clowns."

In trailers. Don't forget the trailers.

Tom Cruise extolling the virtues of being a juggalo in a deadly serious interview would be wondrous.

Juggalos have the tendency to act like scientologists and jehovah's witnesses, meaning that if you aren't one of them, they won't associate with you. Lost a lot of friends (yes I have them) this way.

Most juggalos also seem to want to go into rapping, icp-style, wanting to earn some fame for themselves.

Sounds like you're a terrible chooser of friends.

Yep. Just terrible in general.

"How many of us have them...friends!"

Wow. Just wow. I wish we had them in England, they sound amazing.

Wait, there's a fucking subculture built around the Insane Clonw Posse "mythology"?

I say we use it as a roadmap to start a new religion founded on 2LiveCrew. Me love them long time.

ICP or Juggalos? Either way, you really do not want them in england.

Do any of them actually juggle?

Each other's balls in their mouth, yes.

Just the Juggalos, they sound hilarious.

Why? You hate your homeland that much, you'd want to inflict on it the senseless wastes of human life known as juggalos? Chavs not enough for ya?

Maybe we could just have them in Zoos?

Wow, just saw the YouTube video. I've never noticed this subculture, but man oh man ...

And the mom looks like that clown from Spawn ...

No, they are annoying.

All these people are nothing but pseudo-rappers who only write lyrics about killing people and necrophilia. It gets worse,they even have movies such as Big Money Hustlas and Bowling Balls. I once watched this shit with my ex-friends while I was high and I just remember a cameo by Dolomite and maybe Mick Foley. Go ahead, check Amazon if you think I'm lying about the movies. I have pics of these creatures in their natural habitat.

There is no God.



The gang sign they flash is "W.C." meaning wicked clowns.

The guy next to those two is so apparently ashamed to be photographed with those two clowns (pun!).

The scary thing is that you just know that somewhere out there on the internets there has to exist Juggalo porn

Trust me, ploid, I've seen it. You don't want it. Juggalos don't want it.

EDIT: To be fair to any potentially attractive Juggalettes out there, what I saw featured a snatch that looked like a sun-baked vending machine roast beef sandwich that had been run over by a car.

My town is full of these idiots. They have completely destroyed the Faygo machine at the gas station by my apartment. They stand out there chanting shitty white boy rap and yelling at traffic till someone calls the cops. Its like an every weekend event. Here are some jugalos in line for ICP http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtkCc...eature=related

For the love of God, Jake....

I posted this in Devin's juggalo thread. This is the license plate of one of my co-workers.



The front plate has a frame that reads "Chicken Huntin' with the Clowns"

Is "chicken huntin'" juggalo slang for attempted rape?

[Violent J]
Well, I'm heading down a southern trail; I'm going chicken huntin'
Chopping redneck chicken necks I ain't saying nothing
To the hillbilly stuck my barrel in his eye
Boomshacka boomshacka hair jumps in the sky
Why I never liked chicken pot pie?
Or the chopped chicken on rye?
So tell Mr. Billy Bob I'm a cut his neck up
Slice, poke, chop chop, stab, cut
What can you do with the drunken hillbilly
Cut his fucking eyes out and feed em to his Aunt Milly
Willy Willy chicken neck, chicken hunting gotta love it
Hit him with the twelve gauge bucket, chicken nuggets
Laid out all over the grass
Then his little hound dog will eat em up fast
Last as long as you can my man
Cuz when that chicken head hits the fan, you got
Blood guts fingers and toes [3x]
Sittin front row at the chicken show so...

[Chorus (1x)]
Who's going chicken huntin
We's goin' chicken huntin' [3x]
Cut a motherfucking chicken up, right!

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Let me get a chicken sandwich with manwich
I'm finna wreck on a chicken neck
Chopping up Hilly and Billy Bob Billy
Cuz I chop motherfucking redneck silly
Peeked in his yard and what did I see
I seen a chicken boy fucking a sheep
I say "Mister Mister, what the fuck you trying to do"
??"Ah, Billy Billy Billy Boo"??
Barrels in your mouth, bullets to your head
The back of your neck's all over the shed
Boomshacka boom chop chop bang
I'm 2 Dope and it ain't no thang
To cut a chicken, trigger's clickin
Blow off his head but his feet still kickin
Last as long as you can my man
Cuz when that chicken head hits the fan you got
Blood guts fingers and toes [3x]
Sittin front row at the chicken show so...

[Chorus (1x)]

[Violent J]
Went to Kentucky, I got lucky
Met this hot-collared bitch named Bucky
Riding on a chicken, milking a cow
Hittin switches in a drop top low ride tractor plow

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Redneck fella, moonshine sella
Hang him by his neckbones, chicken bones
Locked in the cellar, yellow belly chicken plucker
You redneck fucker!

[Chorus (1x)]

Fuck.

I can see why they'd think that was divinely inspired. Holy crap.

Also, I wish I had some clever way to say this, but: that's a HORRIBLE rhyme scheme. These guys suck so much.

EDIT: On the plus side, they seem to be all about eliminating their own gene pool, which I do appreciate.

Outside the "rap tip", I'd have gone with GWAR.

In '97, my roommate decided to move to NY before school started so housing services set me up with a random freshman. He used to play that shit all the time. Never wore any make-up, tho. Made me wish that dead roommate = 4.0 wasn't a myth. Accidents happen. Even if they look like murder.

Wow. Now I think we need to see a statistical map of the Juggalo population. How many are located in the South?

The gang sign they flash is "W.C." meaning wicked clowns.[/QUOTE]

"Wicked Clown"?!

Honestly, the "sullen teen" thing is so precious, especially with that feller in the center. I mean, clearly he took a shower earlier that day, his voice still creaks, he can't grow a mustache, and deep down he's kinda happy that grandma is coming to visit for the weekend, even if it means that she'll be sleeping in his bed while he gets stuck on the couch.

I'm not sure if such a map exists, but I think the web of Juggalos extends into industrial towns all over the U.S., with the smelly nexus being the ICP's hometown of Detroit.

According to Wikipedia, a Juggalo annual event known as "The Gathering of the Juggalos" has been held in various towns in Ohio, Illinois, and Michigan, so I'd guess a lot of the fanbase is probably largely concentrated in small, midwestern towns. The article also mentions various incidents involving Juggalos in Colorado and Washington.

"The Gathering of the Juggalos" sounds like some nature documentary on Discovery.

"Oi, we're here today to observe the wild Juggalo. Many scientists fear they will become extinct due to massive amounts of inbreeding and attacks from outside forces. Crickey! There's one now in his tribal colors. Let's see as he tries to attract a female with his inherent WC-ness."

While awaiting a phone call I decided to image google juggalo. Along with the plethora of disturbing imagery, I found this little gem.


She's somewhat cute for a clown lover. So how does this work? Do they take normal looking girls and add ugly, 200 lbs and clown make up?

I just saw a juggalette (that's the term for the female variety, yes?) in the wild! She was wearing a shitload of face piercings and an oversized t-shirt featuring that running man/clown thing with an Uncle Sam top hat. The back said "<running clown picture> for President in 2008". I would be interested to hear about the Juggalo platform.

ok can someone explain the differance between a Juggalo and someone who plays white wolf games, reading level?

Best post in the thread so far.

Oh, you mean "The Hatchet Man."