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Shauna Sand flashes her goodies and it ain't a pretty sight

post #1 of 17
6/10/08 at 12:13am
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Holy mother of god!

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Shauna Sand, who used to look like this (NSFW) when she was a Playmate and married to Lorenzo Lamas, got out of her car over the weekend and for some reason decided to climb over the driver instead of opening her door like a human being. And that’s when this happened, when the world was subjected to her tits disfigured by years of plastic surgery. It's like her nipples have an overbite. I could have mittens on my hand while a big mean dog chased me around the room and do a better job at sculpting titties than her plastic surgeon did.

(go HERE and then get ready to say, "what am I looking at it? Is that ... oh god OH GOD!")
I would say this is NSFW, but this is not safe for your eyes.
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post #2 of 17
6/10/08 at 12:26am
It's like her nipple has a nipple!
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post #3 of 17
6/10/08 at 12:27am
And to think I used to throw one out to her repeatedly in high school. Her centerfold was in the first "Playboy" I ever bought from this convenience store that didn't card goofy teenagers like me.
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post #4 of 17
6/10/08 at 12:32am
Somewhere in the world Kathleen Kinmont is laughing her ass off. You go Kathleen, you deserve it!
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post #5 of 17
6/10/08 at 12:37am
Well I'm off roast beef forever. Oh, and having erections. I've never seen a girl who parts her vagina on the side.
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post #6 of 17
6/10/08 at 12:38am
"Who's Shauna SaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!" - Me upon clicking the link
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post #7 of 17
6/10/08 at 12:58am
"Society 2"!
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post #8 of 17
6/10/08 at 4:40am
she has lips that hang like wizards sleeve
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post #9 of 17
6/10/08 at 8:01pm
Please tell me she just sat in some old chewing gum, please...

And her nipples look like they were run over by a car and then hastily glued back on by Stevie Wonder.
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post #10 of 17
6/10/08 at 8:26pm
It's like her nips opened the Ark of the Covenant and were melted off.
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post #11 of 17
6/10/08 at 8:29pm
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Originally Posted by HarleyQuinn22 View Post
It's like her nips opened the Ark of the Covenant and were melted off.
reprepREP
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post #12 of 17
6/10/08 at 8:39pm
It's the Lorenzo Lamas curse.
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post #13 of 17
6/10/08 at 8:59pm
Huh. She has the same BlackBerry as me.
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post #14 of 17
6/10/08 at 9:02pm
So, if those pictures are in sequence, the next one shows Kurtwood Smith running over her crotch in a brand new car, right?
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post #15 of 17
6/10/08 at 10:24pm
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Originally Posted by Justin Clark View Post
So, if those pictures are in sequence, the next one shows Kurtwood Smith running over her crotch in a brand new car, right?
Hahaha, awesome.

If we're talking about Playmates who used to be pretty good looking but have gone the way of a "Tales From the Crypt" episode, Stacy Sanches is another excellent candidate.
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post #16 of 17
6/10/08 at 10:28pm
Can't say much about the wayward nipple, but from what I understand, Shauna's only modeling Playtex's new Rooster Tampon, so nothing odd going on there at all.
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post #17 of 17
6/11/08 at 10:30am
/me pukes

/me pukes again
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