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Hey Jesus freak! Would you like to train with God?

post #1 of 14
6/12/08 at 9:35am
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Enter the Lord's Gym!
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The gym offers classes including “Yogod,” its take on yoga, and “Chariots of Fire,” a spinning class. Spaghetti-strap tank tops and short shorts are not allowed, and women’s tops must cover their bottoms.
Amazing. I'm not even Christian and I want to join in.
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post #2 of 14
6/12/08 at 10:05am
I posted about Christoga: a Christian yoga DVD. I guess there is a demand for this kind of stuff. Unlike you, I do not find it appealing. What happened to separation between church and gym?!
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post #3 of 14
6/12/08 at 10:13am
Yogod sounds positively Lovecraftian. Where can I join?
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post #4 of 14
6/12/08 at 11:14am
Now they have to make a Yoga Jesus Sports Statue, and the circle will be complete.

http://www.catholicshopper.com/produ...t_statues.html
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post #5 of 14
6/12/08 at 11:18am
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Spaghetti-strap tank tops are not allowed
Take that, blasphemous whores!
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post #6 of 14
6/12/08 at 11:34am
Yogsotth? The Yoga for Old Ones?
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post #7 of 14
6/12/08 at 12:02pm
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Originally Posted by Trejo View Post
Take that, blasphemous whores!
This works great with your avatar.
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post #8 of 14
6/12/08 at 1:29pm
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Spaghetti-strap tank tops and short shorts are not allowed, and women’s tops must cover their bottoms.
Discrimination! What if Chesty Morgan or Busty Russell suddenly got Jesus in a big way, yet simultaneously wanted to drop a few pounds?
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post #9 of 14
6/12/08 at 1:44pm
Hey, they make muu-muus for a reason.
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post #10 of 14
6/12/08 at 2:00pm
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Originally Posted by LisaNY View Post
Discrimination! What if Chesty Morgan or Busty Russell suddenly got Jesus in a big way, yet simultaneously wanted to drop a few pounds?
Then let the skanks please the Lord and drop even more pounds by doing their aerobics in a snow suit!
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post #11 of 14
6/12/08 at 11:12pm
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Hey, they make muu-muus for a reason.
True enough, but that reason is antithetical to the concept of aerobics.
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post #12 of 14
6/12/08 at 11:15pm
The Flying Spaghetti-Strap Monster is not pleased.
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post #13 of 14
6/13/08 at 12:32am
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Yogod sounds positively Lovecraftian. Where can I join?
I thought it sounded like Holy Yogurt. BUt Lovecraft works better.
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post #14 of 14
6/13/08 at 3:52am
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Originally Posted by IggytheBorg View Post
I thought it sounded like Holy Yogurt. BUt Lovecraft works better.
You and me, buddy. $50k to start it up...I'll make you a partner. Full rights.

Whaddya say?
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