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post #1 of 50
6/12/08 at 1:20pm
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His son crying in jail was quite funny but now his ex-wife is nailing a teen: http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/sho...eartbreaks.cnn

It's weird now that Brooke Hogan seems like the only sane one in the family.
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post #2 of 50
6/12/08 at 1:25pm
That Psychologist is hott.
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post #3 of 50
6/12/08 at 1:35pm
The father is dating a woman who looks just like his daughter. The mother is dating a 19-year schoolmate of her daughter. The son is in jail.

And still not as skeevy as the Lohans.
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post #4 of 50
6/12/08 at 1:44pm
The most fucked up thing in my mind is that their son's driving caused another person to become brain damaged, but both Hulk and his wife claim it's God's will and that he did it to make the kid a better person.
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post #5 of 50
6/12/08 at 2:00pm
Well, don't most idiots think things that happen are god's will to take responsibility off themselves?
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post #6 of 50
6/12/08 at 2:38pm
This isn't about Sandy Duncan at all.
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post #7 of 50
6/12/08 at 2:57pm
I find the "Hulk's new girlfriend looks like his daughter" comments kinda dumb. His daughter also looks like his wife. So? He likes blondes and tits. Big surprise.

And if I was the teen getting with Mrs. Hogan, I'd try to convince her to let Brooke join in. Just sayin'.
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post #8 of 50
6/12/08 at 3:15pm
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
The most fucked up thing in my mind is that their son's driving caused another person to become brain damaged, but both Hulk and his wife claim it's God's will and that he did it to make the kid a better person.
Wait, what? I don't follow these imbeciles at all, although I heard about the son's accident. But what the hell?
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This isn't about Sandy Duncan at all.
REP!!
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post #9 of 50
6/12/08 at 3:31pm
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Originally Posted by LisaNY View Post
Wait, what? I don't follow these imbeciles at all, although I heard about the son's accident. But what the hell?

REP!!
His son was in the slam talking to his Dad about God's will and also firing up a new reality show.

They record every conversation that goes in and out of prisons. Someone released the record and we got this "not news" all over prime time news stations.

I'm surprised you've never heard this.
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post #10 of 50
6/12/08 at 3:36pm
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Originally Posted by DARKMITE8 View Post
He likes blondes and tits.
Hulk Hogan's new girlfriend looks like Hulk Hogan!
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post #11 of 50
6/12/08 at 4:23pm
Speaking as someone who used to watch WWF every week without fail since I was five, it really pains me to see just how big a douche this guy is. Your son practically kills someone, and you blame it on God. What an ass.
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post #12 of 50
6/12/08 at 4:58pm
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Originally Posted by billylove View Post
I'm surprised you've never heard this.
Nope, can't say as I bother much with Hulk Hogan and his family.
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post #13 of 50
6/12/08 at 5:13pm
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Originally Posted by HarleyQuinn22 View Post
Your son practically kills someone, and you blame it on God. What an ass.
Again... don't most idiots blame it on "god"? Isn't that why "god" was invented?
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post #14 of 50
6/12/08 at 5:29pm
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Originally Posted by Raspberry Leper View Post
This isn't about Sandy Duncan at all.
ROFL, that's exactly what I thought - wait, no Jason Bateman? Who the hell is Hulk? Oh, those Hogans...

But now I feel the need to eat a Triscuit and watch AD.
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post #15 of 50
6/12/08 at 8:02pm
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Originally Posted by BobClark View Post
Hulk Hogan's new girlfriend looks like Hulk Hogan!
QFT!
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post #16 of 50
6/12/08 at 8:35pm
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Originally Posted by BobClark View Post
Hulk Hogan's new girlfriend looks like Hulk Hogan!
So she's tanning until she turns orange? I'm confused...
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post #17 of 50
6/12/08 at 8:47pm
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Originally Posted by MikeShaynePI View Post
Again... don't most idiots blame it on "god"? Isn't that why "god" was invented?
The manner in which he said it absolved his son of all responsibility, basically proclaiming that it was God's will for his son to speed for the millionth time even though the kid has gotten several tickets, get in a wreck, end his friend's life, and bitch about being in prison while his friend lays comatose in a hospital in Florida. They also said in the prison tapes that the kid who got in a wreck was a "negative person" who basically deserved what he got. The mother claimed that the kid's family wasn't even suffering at all, that SHE was the real victim, yada yada. Hogan and his son can also be heard discussing how to get a reality TV deal after the prison stint, and trying to get as much money out of this situation as possible. Seriously, you NEED to hear this shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VE7etAINZ_c
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post #18 of 50
6/12/08 at 9:07pm
Linda Hogan's reaction was just ridiculous. At some point she claimed that the comatose boy's mother didn't even care about him, and that Linda cared more for the poor kid. What on earth is wrong with her? With any of them?

If your kid drag races someone into a coma, a reality show is not what he needs. But it's to be expected, as there is a video out there of Linda saying she loves to drag race with Brooke in the car.
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post #19 of 50
6/20/08 at 3:26pm
http://thesuperficial.com/2008/06/ni...ouldve_got.php

JESUS.
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post #20 of 50
6/20/08 at 3:33pm
Fucking hell. That shit... can't be real. That looks like a Batman villain becoming reality.
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post #21 of 50
6/20/08 at 3:34pm
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Originally Posted by BTSMGL View Post
Holy SHIT...how the hell is that guy even still alive (technically speaking)? That's seriously horrifying. I don't normally get disturbed by stuff I see on the 'net, but god damn...that's awful.

Oh, and fuck Hogan and his entire family. What a bunch of cocksuckers.
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post #22 of 50
6/20/08 at 5:54pm
I once a TV show profiling a kid that got shot in the head and had the same deal going on, except they made a half-helmet thing with hair he'd put over the space to camouflage it.
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post #23 of 50
6/20/08 at 6:34pm
There was something like that on Maury yesterday. A guy with the same kind of injury was trying to get a college degree.


Yes, I watch Maury. It makes me feel good about myself.
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post #24 of 50
6/20/08 at 6:50pm
I don't care about who said what. Street racing is some pretty dumb shit. Take it to the track.

That video should be required watching for anyone that gets caught street racing.
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post #25 of 50
6/20/08 at 7:44pm
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Holy SHIT...how the hell is that guy even still alive (technically speaking)?
An intact brain stem.
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post #26 of 50
6/20/08 at 11:03pm
Wow.

That's the type of thing you could see in a movie and dismiss as impossible in real life (or cheap CGI tricks).

Horrible ...
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post #27 of 50
6/21/08 at 12:19am
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Yes, I watch Maury. It makes me feel good about myself.
Me too, especially the teen whore episodes. Makes me value my folks even more that I don't run around screeching "whaEVA!" and having sex for cheesburgers.
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post #28 of 50
6/21/08 at 12:25am
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Originally Posted by HarleyQuinn22 View Post
Makes me value my folks even more that I don't run around screeching "whaEVA!" and having sex for cheesburgers.
*hangs his head, tosses the sack of cheeseburgers aside, and trudges away like a kicked dog*
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post #29 of 50
6/21/08 at 12:27am
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Originally Posted by BTSMGL View Post
Oh my God. That video just raised my hatred of the Hogan family to a brand new level. You have GOT to be kidding me.

I'm sorry, and I know that this following comment is going to draw heat, so please understand that I'm not trying to be insensitive like the fucking Hogans, but this guy is clearly never going to have a life again. Does anyone else find it a bit...I don't know how to say it without sounding like a cunt, but would you rather have your loved one in THAT state forever, or would you rather just let them pass on? It's a tough decision I know, but MAN.
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post #30 of 50
6/21/08 at 12:41am
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Originally Posted by HarleyQuinn22 View Post
Oh my God. That video just raised my hatred of the Hogan family to a brand new level. You have GOT to be kidding me.

I'm sorry, and I know that this following comment is going to draw heat, so please understand that I'm not trying to be insensitive like the fucking Hogans, but this guy is clearly never going to have a life again. Does anyone else find it a bit...I don't know how to say it without sounding like a cunt, but would you rather have your loved one in THAT state forever, or would you rather just let them pass on? It's a tough decision I know, but MAN.
You make an excellent point, and in most cases like this I'm all for pulling the plug. But in this case I'll make an exception. Clearly this guy is going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life; 100% of his medical expenses should be charged directly to the Hogan family.

I hope he lives to be 80.
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post #31 of 50
6/21/08 at 2:24am
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Originally Posted by Big Jim Slade View Post
You make an excellent point, and in most cases like this I'm all for pulling the plug. But in this case I'll make an exception. Clearly this guy is going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life; 100% of his medical expenses should be charged directly to the Hogan family.

I hope he lives to be 80.
He won't. I just showed the video to my mother, who is a pediatric surgeon. She told me that in situations like this, it's usually an infection that ultimately kills the person. Pneumonia will probably get him, or a blood clot will stop his heart. My mother also said that it is incredibly unlikely that he will ever wake up because the section of your brain that commands you to wake up is the frontal portion that he is missing. His brain stem is intact which will allow him to breathe in some capacity, but my mother said that he will probably only live for another year tops.
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post #32 of 50
6/21/08 at 6:34am
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So when the kid bites the dust could Hogan's son be charged with his death or some shit?
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post #33 of 50
6/21/08 at 6:50am
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So when the kid bites the dust could Hogan's son be charged with his death or some shit?
Here's hoping. And the family should sue the Hogans blind for this.
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post #34 of 50
6/21/08 at 9:14am
I can't imagine what he must have looked like when they first found him. If something like that ever happened to me I would pray that they would just let me die.
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post #35 of 50
6/21/08 at 9:56am
So really, his family should sue the fucking hell out of the Hogans for every dime they've got, and when this poor guy dies, charge the asshole son with vehicular manslaughter. Sounds fair to me - these assholes deserve no slack.
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post #36 of 50
6/21/08 at 10:12am
Looks like Hulkamania literally ran wild all over that poor guy.
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post #37 of 50
6/21/08 at 12:27pm
Terrible, but really cool if you play that video on mute and instead fire up the "Troy" soundtrack.
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post #38 of 50
6/21/08 at 1:16pm
Doctor: "Mrs. Graziana, your son is........."
Mrs. Graziana: "Dead?"
Doctor: "No, a jack-o-lantern."

Don't worry, as long as VH1 keeps running those Hogan Knows Best marathons, Hulk will have plenty of money to buy his son out of trouble.

Like Vince Neil did back in 1986 when he killed Hanoi Rocks drummer Razzle in a 1984 car crash. Vince did 15 days in jail for manslaughter, and paid 2.6 million to Razzle's family.

He had a tour to go on after all.
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post #39 of 50
6/21/08 at 3:41pm
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Originally Posted by Timothy225 View Post
Here's hoping. And the family should sue the Hogans blind for this.
Most likely, they'll file a wrongful death lawsuit. If the Hogans are smart, they'll settle out of court. But since the Hogans aren't smart, they'll fight it in court, but the judge will side with the victim's family, especially in light of how callously the Hogans have behaved. Now, Brooke must be excused from this, since she has not been seen in interviews or anything saying one rotten thing about the family. The rest of 'em are fair game.
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post #40 of 50
6/21/08 at 7:24pm
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Originally Posted by HarleyQuinn22 View Post
Oh my God. That video just raised my hatred of the Hogan family to a brand new level. You have GOT to be kidding me.

I'm sorry, and I know that this following comment is going to draw heat, so please understand that I'm not trying to be insensitive like the fucking Hogans, but this guy is clearly never going to have a life again. Does anyone else find it a bit...I don't know how to say it without sounding like a cunt, but would you rather have your loved one in THAT state forever, or would you rather just let them pass on? It's a tough decision I know, but MAN.


Sometimes death is bettah.
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post #41 of 50
6/23/08 at 10:01am
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Originally Posted by HarleyQuinn22 View Post
Speaking as someone who used to watch WWF every week without fail since I was five, it really pains me to see just how big a douche this guy is.
Same here. Let's hope WCWs Sting (remember him?) isn't a douche irl...
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post #42 of 50
6/23/08 at 1:36pm
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Originally Posted by FilmNerdJamie View Post
Same here. Let's hope WCWs Sting (remember him?) isn't a douche irl...



Looks like he's staying out of trouble.
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post #43 of 50
6/23/08 at 10:44pm
Oh my God....what the fuck is going on this year?
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post #44 of 50
6/23/08 at 10:57pm
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Originally Posted by FilmNerdJamie View Post
Same here. Let's hope WCWs Sting (remember him?) isn't a douche irl...
You know who's supposedly really nice but I expected to be kind of a pain in the ass? My uncle who lives in NYC has run into Shane McMahon twice in the street and said the guy was nice as hell. I think Shane actually lives somewhere in Tribeca with his missus and the kids, if I'm not mistaken. He even let my uncle take a pic with him. I've also met Matt Hardy in the parking lot of Best Buy, swear to God, and he was nice as hell. He lives in Cameron, NC which is literally a twenty minute drive from me, but it's in the middle of nowhere, so he has to come to Fayetteville to get shopping and crap done. He'd just gotten a new computer
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post #45 of 50
6/23/08 at 11:07pm
I guess Sting's a born again Christian now, from the bio page of his official website:

""Now Sting is a born-again Christian with a passion for others to know Christ as their personal savior. Steve "Sting" Borden often speaks at churches, conferences, and appears on TBN to share his testimony to the world. Sting is often heard quoting 2 Corinthians 7:10, " For godly sorrow produces repentance leading to salvation, not to be regretted; but the sorrow of the world produces death.""

Send Sting a message!
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post #46 of 50
6/23/08 at 11:19pm
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Originally Posted by Jack Dnim View Post
I guess Sting's a born again Christian now, from the bio page of his official website:

""Now Sting is a born-again Christian with a passion for others to know Christ as their personal savior. Steve "Sting" Borden often speaks at churches, conferences, and appears on TBN to share his testimony to the world. Sting is often heard quoting 2 Corinthians 7:10, " For godly sorrow produces repentance leading to salvation, not to be regretted; but the sorrow of the world produces death.""

Send Sting a message!
Wonder if he thinks the car crash was God's Will?
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post #47 of 50
6/23/08 at 11:22pm
You can ask him!

I used my wish on praising his work in Ready To Rumble. It's a wrestling classic!

edit: I hope he responds.
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post #48 of 50
6/23/08 at 11:55pm
The idiocy continues:

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Originally Posted by WWTDD
It takes a previously undiscovered level of dumb to call 911 to say you feel threatened because someone is outside your house, and then tell the operator you’re in the car stalking the person who was supposed to be stalking you as he drives away. Hey guess what Linda Hogan did this weekend?

Linda: He’s been ordered away because he’s threatened my life before and I don’t want him around I’m shaking, I’m following him until he leaves.
911: Okay, you said he left, or he is leaving?
Linda: Yeah he left, I’m following him right now.
911: Why are you following him?
Linda: I don’t know
911: Stop following him!
*Edit: Apparently the stalker is the Hulkster himself although Linda's claims that Hulk was violating an injunction were listed as "unfounded" on the police report.
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post #49 of 50
6/24/08 at 12:05am
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Originally Posted by Jack Dnim View Post
You can ask him!
I just did. Ten bucks says I get no response.
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post #50 of 50
6/24/08 at 1:17pm
While we're discussing the latest news on these guys, check out the status of Lex Luger:

http://www.ajc.com/news/content/metr...rd_center.html

I bet the Hulkster would say Lex got what God wanted him to get. Ass.
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