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post #1 of 259
6/16/08 at 7:38pm
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She was hospitalized today after fainting at home. In between this and that little racist chant incident she seems intent on not just throwing her career away, but throwing her life away in the bargain.
She is making Spears look good in comparasion.
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post #2 of 259
6/16/08 at 7:41pm
I'd be a complete liar if I said that she wasn't in my 2008 Dead Pool.
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post #3 of 259
6/16/08 at 7:42pm
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I'd be a complete liar if I said that she wasn't in my 2008 Dead Pool.
She should have been the first overall pick. She's the most obvious #1 overall pick in any draft since LeBron in the 2003 NBA Draft.
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post #4 of 259
6/17/08 at 3:30pm
Yeah, it's Perez Hilton... but it made me laugh.

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post #5 of 259
6/17/08 at 3:36pm
See, comparisons like that are why we need to resurrect Stan Winston. Winehouse Rex would be amazing.
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post #6 of 259
6/17/08 at 3:57pm
I'll take my chances with the Alien.
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post #7 of 259
6/17/08 at 5:02pm
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Originally Posted by mastronikolas View Post
I'll take my chances with the Alien.
Just like a man. You're only saying that because the Alien's prettier.

(And healthier looking. And not even as scary.)
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post #8 of 259
6/17/08 at 6:04pm
You know, I think my Ugh. thread addressed this already.

So, for the record... ugh.
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post #9 of 259
6/17/08 at 6:12pm
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Originally Posted by Jake View Post
I'd be a complete liar if I said that she wasn't in my 2008 Dead Pool.
Judging by some of her recent pictures I'd say you might be a year too late.
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post #10 of 259
6/19/08 at 7:16pm
I thought it was Stan Winston operating her...or is Carlo Rambaldi still alive?

Will we be seeing Ray Harryhausen's stop-motion bitch next?
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post #11 of 259
6/22/08 at 8:31pm
She's got emphysema from smoking cigarettes and crack. Sad.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/200...D91FDSK80.html
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post #12 of 259
6/22/08 at 10:02pm
Why is it sad?
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post #13 of 259
6/22/08 at 11:34pm
Sad = pathetic.
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post #14 of 259
6/23/08 at 12:56am
She looks like she smells worse than the garbage shute in my dorm. She is every episode of Jerry Springer embodied in one vessel.
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post #15 of 259
6/23/08 at 2:12am
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Originally Posted by Brendan View Post
Why is it sad?
It's always sad when a young girl loses her promising future in such a pathethic manner. Show a little symphathy, people.
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post #16 of 259
6/23/08 at 11:39am
Deleting my comment. Totally thoughtless and uncalled for, sorry.
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post #17 of 259
6/23/08 at 11:46am
Then it's sad that we probably won't get much more of her (very good) music.
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post #18 of 259
6/23/08 at 12:02pm
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Originally Posted by felix natalya View Post
It's always sad when a young girl loses her promising future in such a pathethic manner. Show a little symphathy, people.
She's a great talent, but I can't feel sorry for those who get trapped in drugs and liquor. You get yourself get trapped in that shit.
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post #19 of 259
6/23/08 at 12:08pm
Don't worry, there are a half dozen other sultry, soul-singing white girls to take her place. A lot from England, too! Winehouse just did it first, and she did it very well.
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post #20 of 259
6/23/08 at 12:13pm
What James and Felix said.
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post #21 of 259
6/23/08 at 12:25pm
I'll probably get nailed for this, but I'm one of those bleeding-heart idiots who thinks that addiction is an illness. Having been there before, it's a tough, depressing thing, but you DO get better if you have the right support systems in place and the willpower.

I was scorned and treated like shit for a while by a lot of people whose understanding and support I could have used, so I'm used to people tossing out callous responses to things like this. Sure I was weak, sure I didn't have my shit together, but the people who claimed to be there for me under any circumstance also ditched me. And you know what? Fuck them. In the end, I didn't need their hate, their sympathy, or their help, and when they came back afterward to give their praise I told them to go pound sand.

At least she's got her family, and on a humanitarian level I hope that she comes out golden in the end - though I can't help but think that her story isn't going to end well.
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post #22 of 259
6/26/08 at 1:31am
Interesting article...

http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/europe...ef=mpstoryview
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post #23 of 259
6/26/08 at 2:16am
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Originally Posted by Jake View Post
I'll probably get nailed for this, but I'm one of those bleeding-heart idiots who thinks that addiction is an illness. Having been there before, it's a tough, depressing thing, but you DO get better if you have the right support systems in place and the willpower.

I was scorned and treated like shit for a while by a lot of people whose understanding and support I could have used, so I'm used to people tossing out callous responses to things like this. Sure I was weak, sure I didn't have my shit together, but the people who claimed to be there for me under any circumstance also ditched me. And you know what? Fuck them. In the end, I didn't need their hate, their sympathy, or their help, and when they came back afterward to give their praise I told them to go pound sand.

At least she's got her family, and on a humanitarian level I hope that she comes out golden in the end - though I can't help but think that her story isn't going to end well.

Jake, I'd rep the living shit out of you for that if I could mate - as it is I'll let Jack Twist say:



I wish I knew how to rep you...
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post #24 of 259
6/26/08 at 4:23am
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Originally Posted by JacknifeJohnny View Post
Interesting indeed but I have another reason, at least for myself. I too have a somewhat self-destructive streak in me. It's just that seeing these good-looking, wealthy, successful, sometimes talented people do some of the things I do and sometimes even worse doesn't fit with the rationalization I made for my behavior. I don't have that many things going for me so I don't really care about fucking up. So these people, by those standards shouldn't be behaving this way. Why do they? Amateur psychoanalysis by proxy, I guess.
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post #25 of 259
7/9/08 at 10:01am
I'm going to hell for linking this, but it's funny to imagine people's faces when they lay eyes on it (NSFW): http://egotastic.com/entertainment/c...ou-puke-003778
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post #26 of 259
7/9/08 at 11:33am
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Originally Posted by Sonic Boom View Post
I'm going to hell for linking this, but it's funny to imagine people's faces when they lay eyes on it (NSFW): http://egotastic.com/entertainment/c...ou-puke-003778
I clicked on that link, saw the page name and immediately closed it. There are some things you can't unsee in this life, and that's one of them
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post #27 of 259
7/9/08 at 11:52am
Oooh, boy, this is gonna be a long day at work till I can get home and click on that!
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post #28 of 259
7/9/08 at 12:46pm
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Originally Posted by LisaNY View Post
Oooh, boy, this is gonna be a long day at work till I can get home and click on that!
This is like being anxious to get home to be a victim of an armed robbery. It's atrocious.
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post #29 of 259
7/9/08 at 12:49pm
I will not click on that.
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post #30 of 259
7/9/08 at 12:57pm
This pic should be mandatory for every visitor of Comic-Con. At least this would annihilate any sexual pressure on the side of the fanboys and save some Leias from getting raped by GI Joe.
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post #31 of 259
7/9/08 at 1:38pm
Thanks a ton for that, Sonic. I just renounced all of my worldly possessions and have a call in to a nice monastery.
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post #32 of 259
7/9/08 at 1:50pm
Yeah, my eyeballs have been seared enough by Winehouse pics. I'll happily pass on that action.
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post #33 of 259
7/9/08 at 2:33pm
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Originally Posted by Martin Savage View Post
This is like being anxious to get home to be a victim of an armed robbery. It's atrocious.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't curious. And completely willing to go blind.
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post #34 of 259
7/9/08 at 2:36pm
Being blind won't protect you from the pubes of the Winehouse. You'll fell them on your chin.
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post #35 of 259
7/9/08 at 3:40pm
She just needs a slight shave.
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post #36 of 259
7/9/08 at 3:49pm
She looks like an orangutan.
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post #37 of 259
7/9/08 at 3:58pm
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Originally Posted by chiana View Post
She just needs a slight shave.

My name is Eric Cartman and I approve this message.
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post #38 of 259
7/9/08 at 4:17pm
Cecilia Cheung still wins the Muff of the Year award.
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post #39 of 259
7/9/08 at 4:29pm
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Originally Posted by reggie-wanker View Post
Cecilia Cheung still wins the Muff of the Year award.
Ah yes, also known as The Muffies.
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post #40 of 259
7/9/08 at 4:47pm
It's... The Muffs! I'll take Kim Shattuck over Amy Winehouse any day of the week, yo.
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post #41 of 259
7/9/08 at 4:50pm
Everybody grow up, they're pubes.
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post #42 of 259
7/9/08 at 4:54pm
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Originally Posted by JacknifeJohnny View Post
Negra suggested the negative tone of much coverage reflects public concern about the growing number of celebrities with no obvious talent -- people like Paris Hilton or the stars of reality-TV shows, who are famous simply for being famous. The criticism is a way of addressing troubling questions about the link between talent and fame.

I think this is key. People seem to be activelly rooting for Robert Downey Jr (several people I know went to see Iron Man specfically becuase they "like" RDJ. All enjoyed the movie) becuase he is so obviously talented. The perception of people like Spears, Lohan et al is that they are untalented, stupid and shallow, and deserve what happens to them.
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post #43 of 259
7/9/08 at 5:05pm
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Originally Posted by Tati View Post
She looks like an orangutan.
How DARE you, sir!!
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post #44 of 259
7/9/08 at 5:14pm
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Originally Posted by Graynadian View Post
Everybody grow up, they're pubes.
Christ, didn't her Grandma teach her to SHAVE??

I am fuggin' dis custard.
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post #45 of 259
7/9/08 at 5:48pm
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Originally Posted by Graham View Post
Christ, didn't her Grandma teach her to SHAVE??

I am fuggin' dis custard.


I mean, if I'm going to spend hours a month following her every sad move, the least she can do for me is remove all body hair.
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post #46 of 259
7/9/08 at 9:17pm
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Originally Posted by Graynadian View Post
Everybody grow up, they're pubes.
They're nearly at Winehouse's belly button, carrying the remains of the lost city of Zsinj latched to them, that also comes with the usual sporadic outburst of angry man-eating white gorillas. So no sir, they're not just pubes.
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post #47 of 259
7/9/08 at 9:56pm
I think, in some sick, abominable way, they're extensions of that weird ass bouffant hairdo she's sporting. Somehow, the hair not only grows out, but grows inside her, and some of it comes out her Play-Doh Fun Factory of Life, snagging some poor passerby on the street like Spider-Man's webbing.

The hair then pulls said victim into her holiest of holes, and what's left of the poor schlub is stored in the bouffant for later consumption. She's kind of like a walking version of Slither, except without Elizabeth Banks.
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post #48 of 259
7/9/08 at 10:37pm
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Originally Posted by Cylon Baby View Post
Negra suggested the negative tone of much coverage reflects public concern about the growing number of celebrities with no obvious talent -- people like Paris Hilton or the stars of reality-TV shows, who are famous simply for being famous. The criticism is a way of addressing troubling questions about the link between talent and fame.

I think this is key. People seem to be activelly rooting for Robert Downey Jr (several people I know went to see Iron Man specfically becuase they "like" RDJ. All enjoyed the movie) becuase he is so obviously talented. The perception of people like Spears, Lohan et al is that they are untalented, stupid and shallow, and deserve what happens to them.
How dare you try and bring a REAL discussion into this thread about Amy Winehouse's pubes. You should be ashamed of yourself!
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post #49 of 259
7/10/08 at 4:03am
If she ever has a baby, it's going to need a machete to hack it's way through the jungle she's got going on down there.
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post #50 of 259
7/10/08 at 4:22am
She will never have children. She wouldn't be able to stop taking drugs for nine whole months. Anything that springs up in that womb will be killed, either by a doctor or by her bad habits. She is just a sad, disgusting little thing. I've never seen anything like it.
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