Damn You Los Angeles For Your Multitude Of Movie Choices!

It's enough to make your head explode! How the fuck do you people handle this avalanche of cinematic choices?! GAAAAAAGH so many incredible films!

WEDNESDAY June 18th
Big Trouble In Little China & Assault On Precinct 13 7:30pm The Aero
Monsieur Beaucaire 8pm Silent Movie Theater

THURSDAY June 19th
The Apartment & In The Heat Of The Night 7:30pm The Egyptian

FRIDAY June 20th
They Shoot Horses, Don't They & Jeremiah Johnson & Reservoir Dogs 7:30pm New Beverly
The Miracle Of Morgan's Creek & Hail The Conquering Hero 7:30pm Silent Movie Theater
Carrie midnight Silent Movie Theater
Full Metal Jacket midnight Regency Fairfax

SATURDAY June 21st
Gilda 1pm Silent Movie Theater
Cinema Paradiso 7:30pm The Aero
Shampoo 9pm Cemetery Screening

SUNDAY June 22nd
McCabe & Mrs. Miller 7:30pm Cemetery Screening

TUESDAY June 24th
Grizzly 7:30pm New Beverly
The Magician 8pm Silent Movie Theater

WEDNESDAY June 25th
The Sheik & Son Of The Sheik 8pm Silent Movie Theater

FRIDAY June 27th
Fist Of Fury & Fists Of Fury II & Fist Of Legend 7:30pm New Beverly
The Palm Beach Story & If... 7:30pm Silent Movie Theater
Rear Window midnight Nuart
Little Shop Of Horrors midnight Regency Fairfax

SATURDAY June 28th
The Young Girls Of Rochefort & Umbrellas Of Cherbourg 7:30pm The Aero
A Hard Day's Night 7:30pm The Egyptian
Humanoids From The Motherfuckin' Deep 7:30pm New Beverly
The Man Who Knew Too Much 9pm Cemetery Screening

SUNDAY June 29th
Love Story 7:30pm The Egyptian
T.A.M.I. Show 9pm Cemetery Screening

MONDAY June 30th
The Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring 7:30pm Samuel Goldwyn Theater

WEDNESDAY July 2nd
Ugetsu & Sansho The Bailiff 7:30pm New Beverly
Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore 7:30pm The Aero
Hula 8pm Silent Movie Theater

THURSDAY July 3rd
Mr. Hulot's Holiday & The Big Day 7:30pm The Aero
Yankee Doodle Dandy 7:30pm The Egyptian

FRIDAY July 4th
The Blue Angel & Lola 7:30pm New Beverly
Cabaret midnight Nuart
Psycho midnight Regency Fairfax

SATURDAY July 5th
The Treasure Of The Sierra Madre & Evil Dead 2 7pm Silent Movie Theater
Grindhouse midnight Regency Fairfax

SUNDAY July 6th
A Day At The Races & Room Service 7:30pm The Aero
Blade Runner: The Final Cut 7:30pm New Beverly

TUESDAY July 8th
Sunrise: A Song Of Two Humans 8pm Silent Movie Theater

WEDNESDAY July 9th
Why Change Your Wife? 8pm Silent Movie Theater

THURSDAY July 10th
Breakfast At Tiffany's 7:30pm The Aero
King Of Kings 7:30pm The Egyptian

FRIDAY July 11th
The Pink Panther & The Return Of The Pink Panther 7:30pm The Aero
The Big Gundown & Cut-throats Nine 7:30pm The Egyptian
Contempt 7:30pm Nuart
Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas midnight Nuart
Beetlejuice midnight Regency Fairfax

SATURDAY July 12th
Night Of The Iguana & Street Trash 7:15pm Silent Movie Theater
4 Flies On Grey Velvet & Bird With A Crystal Plumage 7:30pm The Egyptian

SUNDAY July 13th
Victor Victoria & Darling Lily 7:30pm The Aero
The Violent Professionals & Big Guns 7:30pm The Egyptian

MONDAY July 14th
Gangs Of New York 7:30pm Samuel Goldwyn Theater
All About Eve & The Tender Trap 7:30pm The Egyptian

WEDNESDAY July 16th
S.O.B. & The Party 7:30pm The Aero
A Girl In Every Port 8pm Silent Movie Theater

THURSDAY July 17th
Days Of Wine And Roses & Experiment In Terror 7:30pm The Aero
Deep Red 7:30pm The Egyptian

FRIDAY July 18th
Breathless & A Woman Is A Woman 7:30pm The Aero
Assault With A Deadly Weapon & Almost Human & The Cynic, The Rat And The Fist 7:30pm The Egyptian
The Cool World & Ruby Gentry 7:30pm Silent Movie Theater
Hook midnight Regency Fairfax

SATURDAY July 19th
Pierrot Le Fou & Masculine Feminine 7:30pm The Aero
Fat City & Dead Alive 7:30pm Silent Movie Theater

SUNDAY July 20th
Harold Lloyd Shorts 1pm Silent Movie Theater
Alphaville & La Chinoise 7:30pm The Aero
Navajo Joe & The Mercenary 7:30pm The Egyptian

MONDAY July 21st
Master And Commander: The Far Side Of The World 7:30pm Samuel Goldwyn Theater

WEDNESDAY July 23rd
Two Or Three Things I Know About Her & Band Of Outsiders 7:30pm The Aero

THURSDAY July 24th
The Good, The Bad And The Ugly 7:30pm The Aero
Caliber 9 & The Family 7:30pm The Egyptian

FRIDAY July 25th
Mikey And Nicky & Queen Of Outer Space 7:30pm Silent Movie Theater

SATURDAY July 26th
The Great Race 3:00pm The Aero
Once Upon A Time In The West 7:30pm The Aero
Under The Volcano & Riki-Oh: The Story Of Ricky 7:30 Silent Movie Theater

SUNDAY July 27th
Once Upon A Time In America 7:30pm The Aero
Bullitt & Point Blank 7:30pm The Egyptian

MONDAY July 28th
The Aviator 7:30pm Samuel Goldwyn Theater

WEDNESDAY July 30th
Duck You Sucker 7:30pm The Aero
The Temptress 8pm Silent Movie Theater

And I don't think I'll be able to go to a single one of these showings. Damn you Los Angeles, damn you to hell.

Because it hurts more than cutting myself. (Looks at list again and starts weeping blood)

Hoooooooly shit! I didn't even know these theaters existed! Now this makes it even fucking worse! GAAAAAAAH!