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Australia fatter than America

post #1 of 17
6/19/08 at 10:08pm
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"AUSTRALIA has overtaken the United States as the world's most obese nation, a new report says.

The report, Australia's Future Fat Bomb, says 26 per cent of adult Australians - almost 4 million people - are now obese, 1 million more than the last calculation in 1999.

The findings mean Australia is the world's most overweight nation, ahead of the notoriously super-sized Americans, who have a 25 per cent obesity rate."


http://www.smh.com.au/news/health/au...770827371.html

Take that losers, we're number one!
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post #2 of 17
6/19/08 at 10:20pm
What?!?! Fuck that. I don't give a damn what it is, but America is #1, baby!

USA! USA!

If I wasn't so damn fat, I'd come down there and show you how being fat is done.

Seriously, what the fuck kind of world is it where Australia is the fattest nation? Not one I want to live in. What the fuck are you guys eating down there?
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post #3 of 17
6/19/08 at 10:55pm
Quick, everybody! To McDonald's! We got some catchin' up to do!
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post #4 of 17
6/19/08 at 11:37pm
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Originally Posted by Doc Happenin View Post
Seriously, what the fuck kind of world is it where Australia is the fattest nation? Not one I want to live in. What the fuck are you guys eating down there?
I'm guessing cause we sit on the couch, watching your TV shows, eating your fast food and drinking shitloads of our beer.
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post #5 of 17
6/19/08 at 11:43pm
Well, Aussies are called 51st staters.
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post #6 of 17
6/19/08 at 11:50pm
51st Staters? The saddest thing is we've never even heard of that before.
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post #7 of 17
6/19/08 at 11:53pm
Wha-.. what about Canada? We want our natural resources back you dirty American sluts! And we're changing the locks when you go to work tomorrow!
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post #8 of 17
6/19/08 at 11:55pm
Well it's true. If not for the Creationists and guns, we'd be hard pressed to tell Australia from the US. Strange accent? Could be Australian, but could just as easily be from Louisiana.
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post #9 of 17
6/20/08 at 12:15am
Tonight I drank 3 oil cans in honor of our fatter brethren. We love you can can't wait to join you!
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post #10 of 17
6/20/08 at 12:47am
John Howard and Rupert Murdoch helped. And Seabass is posting from Canada's own 51 state.
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post #11 of 17
6/20/08 at 1:03am
You see what Bush had done to this country? We're not even number one at being fat fucks anymore! What the hell?!
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post #12 of 17
6/20/08 at 1:09am
Perhaps they should put a little less shrimp on the barbie...
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post #13 of 17
6/20/08 at 6:29am
I've been really good about going to the gym lately. (*Hangs head in shame*) I feel this is my fault.
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post #14 of 17
6/20/08 at 6:58am
Wow.

Are fat people banned from Sydney then? Because when I spent a couple weeks there on vacation, I saw ONE fat person the entire time. It got to be a joke that moving to Australia would be great fpr my health, as peer pressure alone would have me working out daily.

And a quick scan of all the gorgeous actresses (and actors as well, I guess - I don't track that as closely) we've imported from AUS makes me think there must be some HEINOUS people hiding elsewhere in that country to balance those scales (ahem).
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post #15 of 17
6/20/08 at 7:32am
I blame the aborigines, some of them are pretty damn fat!
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post #16 of 17
6/20/08 at 7:41am
The dingo didn't eat your baby... you did, fatty!



Eh, sorry.
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post #17 of 17
6/20/08 at 8:44am
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Originally Posted by Farsight View Post
I spent a couple weeks there on vacation, I saw ONE fat person the entire time. .
Sounds like a pretty fat person. That county's huge, it's got mountains and everything.
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