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Where do you want to go this holiday season? FUCKING!!!

post #1 of 37
6/20/08 at 10:51am
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http://thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/new...cle1308874.ece


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THIS Austrian town is a major hit with foreign tourists – and it’s no f**king wonder.

Situated some 35km north of Salzburg, the village of F**king has been so named since 1070, in honour of a man called Focko.

Residents held a vote on whether to change the name in 2004 after becoming sick of village traffic signs being constantly stolen.

But the vote was defeated and it looks like the village of F**king is here to stay
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post #2 of 37
6/20/08 at 10:54am
Apparently, both Quentin Tarentino and Samuel L. Jackson bought villas there.
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post #3 of 37
6/20/08 at 11:03am
I bet that town is heavily copulated. Hachachachacha!
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post #4 of 37
6/20/08 at 11:13am
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Originally Posted by Moltisanti View Post
I bet that town is heavily copulated. Hachachachacha!
A torrent of green boxes upon you, sir.
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post #5 of 37
6/20/08 at 12:14pm
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post #6 of 37
6/20/08 at 12:19pm
Gone Fishin' 2: Gone Fuckin'
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post #7 of 37
6/20/08 at 12:25pm
I can't even begin to imagine what the local high school mascot must be.
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post #8 of 37
6/20/08 at 12:32pm
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Forget the school. What about the Church...

"Welcome people to this beautiful fucking sunday morning, in which we can surely feel the lord's blessing on fucking"
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post #9 of 37
6/20/08 at 12:33pm
Yeah, I mean I know you're not supposed to cuss in church. But this is unbelievable.
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post #10 of 37
6/20/08 at 12:36pm
I think Fucking in the springtime is best. Fucking summers are too hot. But Fucking in the fall is spectacular.
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post #11 of 37
6/20/08 at 12:37pm
Any word on Fucking in the winter or during the holiday season?
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post #12 of 37
6/20/08 at 12:42pm
Fucking during the winter is surprisingly warm, though still very festive and Christmas-y.
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post #13 of 37
6/20/08 at 12:44pm
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in honour of a man called Focko.
...They couldn't have just called the place 'Focko'?
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post #14 of 37
6/20/08 at 12:45pm
They're Austrians, meaning they have a similar kinky nature to the Germans.
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post #15 of 37
6/20/08 at 12:54pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
they have a similar kinky nature to the Germans.
Was the original name "Scheisse in my mouthing"? I don't understand.

(advance apologies to Jan...and everyone else...for the terrible joke)
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post #16 of 37
6/20/08 at 12:55pm
Hey, yeah, wait a minute, where is Jan? I think we need to set up a PayPal account and send him on a field trip. I want pictures of Fucking!
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post #17 of 37
6/20/08 at 12:57pm
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Originally Posted by MissZooey View Post
I want pictures of Fucking!
Degenerate.

*stomps out of the thread in disgust*
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post #18 of 37
6/20/08 at 12:58pm
Make sure to get plenty of footage. I need to see Fucking on tape. And also get the Fucking Mayor and the Fucking police chief also.
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post #19 of 37
6/20/08 at 1:00pm
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Originally Posted by Jake View Post
Degenerate.

*stomps out of the thread in disgust*
Oh, you love it! Come back here!

Question: What do the residents of Fucking call themselves?
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post #20 of 37
6/20/08 at 1:02pm
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Fuckers? Fuckettes ? Fuckins?
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post #21 of 37
6/20/08 at 1:04pm
Fucks.
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post #22 of 37
6/20/08 at 1:13pm
Too bad this town isn't anywhere near the Virgin Islands.
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post #23 of 37
6/24/08 at 8:02pm
I live about an hour from Dildo.

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post #24 of 37
6/24/08 at 8:05pm
God help if ya need to buy batteries from that town.
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post #25 of 37
6/24/08 at 8:11pm
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Originally Posted by Big Jim Slade View Post
Fuck yes. Dildo yard sale.
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post #26 of 37
6/24/08 at 8:17pm
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Make sure to wash anything you buy!
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post #27 of 37
6/24/08 at 8:19pm
So how is the procreation rate around there in Dildo? My sources tell me that Fucking is some kind of boomtown right now.
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post #28 of 37
6/24/08 at 8:41pm
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Make sure to wash anything you buy!
And don't trust the chocolate there. I know I won't.
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post #29 of 37
6/24/08 at 11:27pm
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Originally Posted by Nexus-7 View Post
Fuck yes. Dildo yard sale.
Uhhh.... no, no! Of course not - it's an immersion blender, silly. $1.00. And, here, have some baby-wipes with that.
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post #30 of 37
6/25/08 at 12:08am


Here's a google map. If you'll note there are several fucking roads and you can zoom in to some fucking houses and if you look at the fucking house to the right of the fucking town center you'll see a fucking citizen.
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post #31 of 37
6/25/08 at 12:14am
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Awesome. It's fucking small.
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post #32 of 37
6/25/08 at 12:32am
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Originally Posted by Snaieke View Post
Here's a google map.
Fucking A.
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post #33 of 37
6/25/08 at 1:14am
Hulk Sez: FUCKING SMALL!
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post #34 of 37
6/25/08 at 3:24am
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Originally Posted by Big Jim Slade View Post
I live about an hour from Dildo.
Haha, that's great. There's a Boner Ranch in Wyoming.
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post #35 of 37
6/25/08 at 3:29am
And let's not forget Intercourse, Pennsylvania.
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post #36 of 37
6/25/08 at 7:43am
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Originally Posted by Tati View Post
Awesome. It's fucking small.
Oh, it's not fucking small. It's just fucking cozy, that's all.
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post #37 of 37
6/27/08 at 7:56am
It's gone from making puns, to just fucking tourettes now.
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