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Doritos: The Quest

post #1 of 16
Thread Starter 
I don't know what kind of deal Pepsi worked out with Satan so that Mountain Dew flavored Doritos don't suck, and yet, here I am, with half the bag gone in 5 minutes.

Bastards.
post #2 of 16
What in the hell?
post #3 of 16
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Originally Posted by Justin Clark View Post
Mountain Dew flavored Doritos

What?!?!
post #4 of 16
Did you just say Mountain Dew flavored Doritos? I mean....I love Doritos, and Mountain Dew, but those two flavors are only supposed to mix mid-digestion. That said, it's nice to see Frito Lay is finding the quickest way possible to have people join me in the wonderful world of diabetes. Yeesh.
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post #6 of 16
Thread Starter 
They're dead on. Personally, though, I like the sweetness.

That said, having tried them at work, I can say for certain the three new Mountain Dew flavors taste like Godzilla's ball sweat.
post #7 of 16
This sounds awful. Mountain Dew is terrible and the rejiggered Doritos formula is terrible. It's the perfect storm of terrible.
post #8 of 16
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Originally Posted by gravedigger View Post
Mountain Dew is terrible
you just crossed the line mister.
post #9 of 16
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Originally Posted by MountainDew.com
Dewmocracy: The Pulse of a Nation.
What's a dewmocracy?
post #10 of 16
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Originally Posted by gravedigger View Post
Mountain Dew is terrible
nuh uh
post #11 of 16
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Originally Posted by Andrew Eaton View Post
What's a dewmocracy?
Contrary to Chinese Democracy it at least exists.
post #12 of 16
I'd rather drink Crab Juice

post #13 of 16
There has been at least two discussions on the boards about the dewmocracy.
post #14 of 16
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Originally Posted by Tieman View Post
I'd rather drink Crab Juice
That might go well with Khlav kalash, but mountain dew is still the sweet nectar of the gods.
post #15 of 16
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Originally Posted by Tieman View Post
I'd rather drink Crab Juice

I once went food shopping for the two of us when I roomed w/ my brother for a few years. He asked that I pick him up a 12 pack of Mountain Dew. He's addicted to that stuff. I personally can't stand it. Anyway, I bought said 12 pack, and a bottle of clam juice (closest thing I could get to crab juice) and when I got home I emptied it out and left it on top of the 12 pack on the floor in his room. Being a huge Simpsons fan, he instantly got the joke, and laughed his ass off.

I love Doritos too, and have tried damn near every flavor. I at least like most of them. But this? This is like some stoner's wet dream. I can't imagine it being good. I just can't. . .
post #16 of 16
These fucking Dorito's Quest chips are awful, awful, awful shit. And now I learn that they're Mountain Dew flavored? Now I feel even stupider for buying them. Total crap, I'm boycotting all Frito-Lay brands now, just because one good fuck you deserves another. I want my fucking money back on this bullshit. I think I'll start eating healthily.
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