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Mike Meyers is Gay? Always has been? Maybe?

post #1 of 227
6/24/08 at 11:23am
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http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=8391

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Yesterday the New York Daily News ran a blind item that asked...

Which divorced comic superstar is exploring a groovy new real-life persona: that of an openly gay man?

And Gawker said the answer was obvious, even though this is the first I’ve ever heard of it.
Some of you commenters told us that the guy we were all guessing. Mike Myers, star of the "groovy baby" catchphrase-apalooza Austin Powers films and the current dud The Love Guru, has been out 'n proud in Toronto for years.
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post #2 of 227
6/24/08 at 11:26am
Somebody's desperate to get some buzz for The Love Guru. I don't care if he takes it up the ass, he's still unfunny to me. Now he'll just be an unfunny fudgepacker.

But it does explain why he was married to whatshername for ten years and never popped out a kid.
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post #3 of 227
6/24/08 at 11:26am
Tolerance happens.
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post #4 of 227
6/24/08 at 11:27am
How long until they formally announce Austin Powers 4?
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post #5 of 227
6/24/08 at 11:30am
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Originally Posted by HarleyQuinn22 View Post
Somebody's desperate to get some buzz for The Love Guru. I don't care if he takes it up the ass, he's still unfunny to me. Now he'll just be an unfunny fudgepacker.

But it does explain why he was married to whatshername for ten years and never popped out a kid.
What if you wrote this? I mean, seriously. What if you did?
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post #6 of 227
6/24/08 at 11:34am
That would be awful.
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post #7 of 227
6/24/08 at 11:57am
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Originally Posted by HarleyQuinn22 View Post
Somebody's desperate to get some buzz for The Love Guru. Now he'll just be an unfunny fudgepacker.
i now have a sudden craving for chocolate.
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post #8 of 227
6/24/08 at 11:57am
From the misspelled name in the thread title to the awful, awful response, this thread has it all.
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post #9 of 227
6/24/08 at 12:07pm
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Originally Posted by Phil View Post
That would be awful.
Oh come on, that's nothing compared to 'polesmoker' or 'manspunk receptacle'.



Seriously, that was weird. And this thread makes me want to punch everything.
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post #10 of 227
6/24/08 at 12:16pm
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And this thread makes me want to punch everything.
Great. Mr. Freeze just ruined a shit-ton of people's day today. Nice going.
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post #11 of 227
6/24/08 at 12:18pm
*shrug*
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post #12 of 227
6/24/08 at 12:29pm
And shit like this is the reason why the rep system was so important. I know I learned what threads not to start back when I first got here because of all the bad rep I got.
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post #13 of 227
6/24/08 at 12:31pm
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Originally Posted by misfit View Post
From the misspelled name in the thread title to the awful, awful response, this thread has it all.
Well, it didn't have any mention of the rep system. Thanks, Face Man!
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post #14 of 227
6/24/08 at 12:31pm
You shouldn't need a rep feature to avoid being a wankjob.
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post #15 of 227
6/24/08 at 12:34pm
Wait...wha? What the hell's going on in this thread?
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post #16 of 227
6/24/08 at 12:40pm
Wankjobs.
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post #17 of 227
6/24/08 at 12:41pm
"I've been openly gay for a decade in Toronto in order to promote my new filmbortion."
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post #18 of 227
6/24/08 at 12:41pm
I cry every time I think about Shadow of the Colossus
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post #19 of 227
6/24/08 at 12:46pm
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Originally Posted by Doc Happenin View Post
Wait...wha? What the hell's going on in this thread?
Ya got me, man. Ya got me.
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post #20 of 227
6/24/08 at 12:49pm
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Originally Posted by HarleyQuinn22 View Post
Somebody's desperate to get some buzz for The Love Guru. I don't care if he takes it up the ass, he's still unfunny to me. Now he'll just be an unfunny fudgepacker.

But it does explain why he was married to whatshername for ten years and never popped out a kid.
Holy full of contradiction!
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post #21 of 227
6/24/08 at 12:50pm
Hmmm, is it David Brenner?
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post #22 of 227
6/24/08 at 12:51pm
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Originally Posted by Minsky View Post
I cry every time I think about Shadow of the Colossus
It really does prove video games are art.
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post #23 of 227
6/24/08 at 12:55pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
Ya got me, man. Ya got me.
My mind is boggled as well. But then again, it's not hard to confuse me.
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post #24 of 227
6/24/08 at 12:56pm
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Originally Posted by Doc Happenin View Post
Wait...wha? What the hell's going on in this thread?
I think this is the place where you can air all your grievances about mexicans and the jews.
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post #25 of 227
6/24/08 at 12:59pm
What about jewish mexicans?
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post #26 of 227
6/24/08 at 1:01pm
Bill Murray.
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post #27 of 227
6/24/08 at 1:01pm
They grieve.
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post #28 of 227
6/24/08 at 1:04pm
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Originally Posted by Minsky View Post
I think this is the place where you can air all your grievances about mexicans and the jews.
If that's your cup of tea. Me, I prefer to talk shit about Eskimos, those whale-hunting, igloo living assholes.
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post #29 of 227
6/24/08 at 1:05pm
Or, as I like to call them, 'snow Mexicans'. Try again!
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post #30 of 227
6/24/08 at 1:09pm
Hondurans are responsible for all the wars in the world.
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post #31 of 227
6/24/08 at 1:14pm
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Originally Posted by Doc Happenin View Post
Or, as I like to call them, 'snow Mexicans'. Try again!
Damn! Someone else owns Skanks for the Memories!

Can we curse out the swiss?
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post #32 of 227
6/24/08 at 1:19pm
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Originally Posted by Devildoubt View Post
Can we curse out the swiss?
The Swiss? Shit man, get with it. It's those motherfucking Luxembuorgians we need to keep an eye on.
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post #33 of 227
6/24/08 at 1:22pm
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The Swiss? Shit man, get with it. It's those motherfucking Luxembuorgians we need to keep an eye on.
Bomb Tibet!
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post #34 of 227
6/24/08 at 1:29pm
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Originally Posted by HarleyQuinn22 View Post
Somebody's desperate to get some buzz for The Love Guru. I don't care if he takes it up the ass, he's still unfunny to me. Now he'll just be an unfunny fudgepacker.

But it does explain why he was married to whatshername for ten years and never popped out a kid.
Might want to adjust your criteria a bit, hun. For example, I've been married for seven years, we don't have a kid yet, and guys really don't turn me on.
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post #35 of 227
6/24/08 at 1:30pm
Same. Timothy and I would make an awesome gay power couple, though. We'd be asexual and Disneyfied, a gay couple the whole family can enjoy.
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post #36 of 227
6/24/08 at 1:35pm
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post #37 of 227
6/24/08 at 1:36pm
That chick needs to shave.
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post #38 of 227
6/24/08 at 1:42pm
Now we go from Gay to Tarantino-Foot-porn?
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post #39 of 227
6/24/08 at 1:48pm
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Originally Posted by Timothy225 View Post
Might want to adjust your criteria a bit, hun. For example, I've been married for seven years, we don't have a kid yet, and guys really don't turn me on.
Three years to procreate otherwise you go queer apparently.
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post #40 of 227
6/24/08 at 1:53pm
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Originally Posted by TzuDohNihm View Post
Three years to procreate otherwise you go queer apparently.
Thanks. Now I've got the mental image of some poor bastard humping feverishly away at his pained-looking wife, yelling "fuckfuckfuck it's MARCH C'MONN SPERM"
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post #41 of 227
6/24/08 at 1:54pm
fudgepacker? This thread, is no mere thread my friends. It is a gateway to the 5th grade.
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post #42 of 227
6/24/08 at 1:54pm
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Originally Posted by JacknifeJohnny View Post
We were all just kidding around, and you have to go and post a picture of the four-legged man. What'd he do to you?
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post #43 of 227
6/24/08 at 1:57pm
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Originally Posted by Jake View Post
Thanks. Now I've got the mental image of some poor bastard humping feverishly away at his pained-looking wife, yelling "fuckfuckfuck it's MARCH C'MONN SPERM"
I call that Saturday.
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post #44 of 227
6/24/08 at 1:58pm
Let's set up Harley with SAIRUS. Talk about a fun couple!
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post #45 of 227
6/24/08 at 2:01pm
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Originally Posted by Trejo View Post
fudgepacker? This thread, is no mere thread my friends. It is a gateway to the 5th grade.
Maybe she meant:



Fudge, Packer?
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post #46 of 227
6/24/08 at 2:01pm
Why is the foot on the far left so much smaller than the other three?

The Jeremy Beadle of feet?
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post #47 of 227
6/24/08 at 2:02pm
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Why is the foot on the far left so much smaller than the other three?

The Jeremy Beadle of feet?
Herve Villechaize.
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post #48 of 227
6/24/08 at 2:05pm
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Originally Posted by Jake View Post
Herve Villechaize.

Ahhhh.
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post #49 of 227
6/24/08 at 2:07pm
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Herve Villechaize.
Did you have to knock the dust off that joke?
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post #50 of 227
6/24/08 at 2:50pm
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Originally Posted by Mr. Freeze View Post
Mike Meyers is Gay? Always has been? Maybe?
I care? Never have? Good for him if he's come out of the closet. Either way, that doesn't effect my life.

I just remember Weird Al talking about how his family would say at reunions and what not behind his back, "Yeah, he's famous, single and in his 40s. You know what that means!" HAHAHA.
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