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post #51 of 227
6/24/08 at 2:51pm
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From the misspelled name in the thread title to the awful, awful response, this thread has it all.
Sorry, my bad on the title! ... although I didn't quite expect the homophobia to run rampant.
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post #52 of 227
6/24/08 at 2:52pm
My to-do list:

1. Call Nick, ask him to lock thread.

2. Call Bill Internet, ask him to shut off the Internet for a couple of days. I think that might benefit everybody.
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post #53 of 227
6/24/08 at 2:59pm
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Originally Posted by Phil View Post
Same. Timothy and I would make an awesome gay power couple, though. We'd be asexual and Disneyfied, a gay couple the whole family can enjoy.
You're SO amusing, pookie.
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post #54 of 227
6/24/08 at 3:06pm
No homo.
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post #55 of 227
6/24/08 at 3:12pm
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Might want to adjust your criteria a bit, hun. For example, I've been married for seven years, we don't have a kid yet, and guys really don't turn me on.
(*Psst... just a reminder, Tim, you still haven't sent me the money for that "photographic evidence" you'll be wanting to toss into the fireplace*)

And really - by that silly criteria, anyone who doesn't have or want a kid must be gay? Because, last I checked, I never wanted kids and I like guys. As a matter of fact, I believe Harley herself has expressed not wanting to have kids either, so she might want to be careful about painting those who don't have kids with such a broad brush - which has been dipped into a can of big gay paint.
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post #56 of 227
6/24/08 at 3:16pm
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Originally Posted by LisaNY View Post
(*Psst... just a reminder, Tim, you still haven't sent me the money for that "photographic evidence" you'll be wanting to toss into the fireplace*)

And really - by that silly criteria, anyone who doesn't have or want a kid must be gay? Because, last I checked, I never wanted kids and I like guys. As a matter of fact, I believe Harley herself has expressed not wanting to have kids either, so she might want to be careful about painting those who don't have kids with such a broad brush - which has been dipped into a can of big gay paint.
By those criteria Devin would be one of the leaders of the Bear Movement.

EDIT: For that matter my girlfriend would be gay too then. Maybe now's the time to propose that threesome.....
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post #57 of 227
6/24/08 at 3:21pm
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By those criteria Devin would be one of the leaders of the Bear Movement.
Well, any excuse to trot these guys out...
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post #58 of 227
6/24/08 at 3:28pm
I'm not one for chivalry, but aren't we overblowing Harley's statements? I'm guessing from her comment, which was meant in humor that, since's he gay, it may help to explain why he doesn't have a kid. I didn't get any acrimony towards gays. Only Harley cracking wise about not caring for an actor, whether he's gay or not.

Someone? Anyone? I'm just trying to make sense of all this.
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post #59 of 227
6/24/08 at 3:32pm
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Originally Posted by Doc Happenin View Post
I'm not one for chivalry, but aren't we overblowing Harley's statements? I'm guessing from her comment, which was meant in humor that, since's he gay, it may help to explain why he doesn't have a kid. I didn't get any acrimony towards gays. Only Harley cracking wise about not caring for an actor, whether he's gay or not.

Someone? Anyone? I'm just trying to make sense of all this.
Doc, you know that I've normally got a sister's back, but Harley's really been bringing the pure, uncut HUH? as of late. She might not deserve the defense of an honorable gentleman such as yourself.

That being said - what the hell is going on around here lately? There's this thread, the one in which eenin's talking about sodomy, and the Mike Myers thread. Are we working on some sort of collective nervous breakdown? Is everyone okay? Do we all need a nap?
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post #60 of 227
6/24/08 at 3:34pm
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Originally Posted by MissZooey View Post
That being said - what the hell is going on around here lately? There's this thread, the one in which eenin's talking about sodomy, and the Mike Meyers thread. Are we working on some sort of collective nervous breakdown? Is everyone okay? Do we all need a nap?
Something about babies and planes, I think.
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post #61 of 227
6/24/08 at 3:35pm
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Originally Posted by Jake View Post
Something about babies and planes, I think.
God dammit, Devin...
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post #62 of 227
6/24/08 at 3:35pm
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Originally Posted by Doc Happenin View Post
I'm not one for chivalry, but aren't we overblowing Harley's statements? I'm guessing from her comment, which was meant in humor that, since's he gay, it may help to explain why he doesn't have a kid. I didn't get any acrimony towards gays. Only Harley cracking wise about not caring for an actor, whether he's gay or not.

Someone? Anyone? I'm just trying to make sense of all this.
'Cos the part about calling a possibly gay person a "fudgepacker" was hilarious?
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post #63 of 227
6/24/08 at 3:39pm
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Originally Posted by Chris Olson View Post
Well, any excuse to trot these guys out...
That particular meme eluded me till now. Thank you. Oh, God, thank you.

As for Harley, it's really easy to overplay the "hate the world" pose into something a wee bit more offensive. Some internet blowback may rattle her back down to planet earth.
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post #64 of 227
6/24/08 at 3:52pm
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Originally Posted by MissZooey View Post
That being said - what the hell is going on around here lately? There's this thread, the one in which eenin's talking about sodomy, and the Mike Myers thread. Are we working on some sort of collective nervous breakdown? Is everyone okay? Do we all need a nap?
No, we just need to throw a serious lemon party. We can do it at my place, but someone has to stay and help me clean up. Hazmat suit optional.
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post #65 of 227
6/24/08 at 4:22pm
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Originally Posted by LisaNY View Post
As a matter of fact, I believe Harley herself has expressed not wanting to have kids either, so she might want to be careful about painting those who don't have kids with such a broad brush - which has been dipped into a can of big gay paint.
would that be rainbow paint? cause that would be gay.
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post #66 of 227
6/24/08 at 4:27pm
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Originally Posted by MissZooey View Post

That being said - what the hell is going on around here lately? There's this thread, the one in which eenin's talking about sodomy, and the Mike Myers thread. Are we working on some sort of collective nervous breakdown? Is everyone okay? Do we all need a nap?
just speaking for myself, and maybe Duke Fleed, these last few days have been down right disturbing, what with the FISA bullshit in the house and me moving to the north shore in Pittsburgh. Frankly, I could use a little more zaniness in my life.

And besides, if we're not talking about sodomy, or dissecting Austin Powers 2 for potential "gay-oisity," people would just argue about whether the Dark Knight should be 158 minutes or 154. So I welcome the odd threads.
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post #67 of 227
6/24/08 at 4:29pm
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would that be rainbow paint? cause that would be gay.
Hey, Lucky the Leprechaun is just using rainbows to sell his marshmallow filled cereal, he sure isn't gay. So what if he didn't want kids? They were always stealing his Lucky Charms, can you blame him? Little brats were ruining his livelihood.
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post #68 of 227
6/24/08 at 4:32pm
That is a good point. But Lucky's a dealer and Lucky shouldn't be surprised when the people he's gotten stuck on the junk come crawling back to him and demanding his goods. Frankly, I'm surprised Lucky hasn't been taken out yet in a horrible deal gone wrong.
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post #69 of 227
6/24/08 at 4:32pm
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Hey, Lucky the Leprechaun is just using rainbows to sell his marshmallow filled cereal, he sure isn't gay. So what if he didn't want kids? They were always stealing his Lucky Charms, can you blame him? Little brats were ruining his livelihood.

JUST TRY TO GET MY LUCKY CHARMS YOU LITTLE FUCKERS!

Maybe Miss Zooey is right. It's time for a nap.
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post #70 of 227
6/24/08 at 4:35pm
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Originally Posted by Devildoubt View Post
Maybe Miss Zooey is right. It's time for a nap.
MissZooey is always right.

Here's your mat and a pillow. There will be graham crackers and cartons of chocolate milk when you wake up.
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post #71 of 227
6/24/08 at 4:38pm
Joke or no, it was a fucking dumb post. So I brought out the highlighter.
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post #72 of 227
6/24/08 at 4:41pm
You certainly seem to be sensitive about faggotry, Matchstick. Hey...maybe YOU'RE the fag!*

*Kids in the Hall ref. I'm not anti-gay, I promise.
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post #73 of 227
6/24/08 at 4:43pm
Impossible, he doesn't have a new movie to promote. What would be the sense?
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post #74 of 227
6/24/08 at 4:43pm
I love the word fudgepacker. It's a job AND a sexual orientation.

Also, Mike Myers is almost certainly gay.
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post #75 of 227
6/24/08 at 4:45pm
I'm pretty sure the star in question is Alfonso Ribeiro.
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post #76 of 227
6/24/08 at 4:51pm
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Originally Posted by LisaNY View Post
(*Psst... just a reminder, Tim, you still haven't sent me the money for that "photographic evidence" you'll be wanting to toss into the fireplace*)

And really - by that silly criteria, anyone who doesn't have or want a kid must be gay? Because, last I checked, I never wanted kids and I like guys. As a matter of fact, I believe Harley herself has expressed not wanting to have kids either, so she might want to be careful about painting those who don't have kids with such a broad brush - which has been dipped into a can of big gay paint.
(Money? You told me you wanted a lil' somethin' somethin' with that Randolph Mantooth lookalike I know... you know, the one you said had a "delicious pooper." Geez, I wish you'd make up your mind already...)

All seriousness, I think Harley just had a bit of a brain fart this time around. Her previous posting history's been pretty stellar, so I'll chalk this one up to "bad day at the office" or something.

As to the weird ass posts of late, probably a full moon or CHUD's karma readjusting. The good posts were outweighing the bad lately, so we were due for a course correction.
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post #77 of 227
6/24/08 at 4:52pm
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JUST TRY TO GET MY LUCKY CHARMS YOU LITTLE FUCKERS!

Maybe Miss Zooey is right. It's time for a nap.
The Trix Rabbit has had it up to here with this bullshit!
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post #78 of 227
6/24/08 at 4:55pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
The Trix Rabbit has had it up to here with this bullshit!
That bunny has it coming. Lucky's gonna mount him on a spear and lead the Dead Rabbits to glory, you watch.

Yep, I'm headed for a nap.
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post #79 of 227
6/24/08 at 4:57pm
Not so fast pal. The Cookie Crisp cop is gonna bust this thing wide open. And when he does, the shit will rain down like you wouldn't believe.

Now I'm off to lunch.
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post #80 of 227
6/24/08 at 5:03pm
I like to fudgepack in my heterosexual relationships. And I'm not sure if I should find this thread offensive.
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post #81 of 227
6/24/08 at 5:19pm
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Originally Posted by misfit View Post
2. Call Bill Internet, ask him to shut off the Internet for a couple of days. I think that might benefit everybody.
Ask Bill to hold off on closing the intertubes until tomorrow. I haven't downloaded Doolittle for Rock Band yet. Thanks.
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post #82 of 227
6/24/08 at 5:23pm
As long as the internet's back by Thursday night. The Dark Knight post-release thread starts up then.
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post #83 of 227
6/24/08 at 5:25pm
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Originally Posted by Doc Happenin View Post
As long as the internet's back by Thursday night. The Dark Knight post-release thread starts up then.
And will shortly thereafter kill the internets twice.
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post #84 of 227
6/24/08 at 5:35pm
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Originally Posted by devincf View Post
Also, Mike Myers is almost certainly gay.
Whew, I was starting to feel way off base. Unless that's Devin-sarcasm.
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post #85 of 227
6/24/08 at 6:14pm
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Originally Posted by rabigjb View Post
And I'm not sure if I should find this thread offensive.
Sure, why not? Everybody gets offended by everything.
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post #86 of 227
6/24/08 at 6:19pm
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Originally Posted by Sonic Boom View Post
Sure, why not? Everybody gets offended by everything.
Sonic Boom, I find your suggestion that I'm easy to offend offensive. I await your apology.
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post #87 of 227
6/24/08 at 6:43pm
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Originally Posted by Mr. Freeze View Post
Whew, I was starting to feel way off base. Unless that's Devin-sarcasm.
Mike Meyers is a big Streisand fan. The prosecution rests.
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post #88 of 227
6/24/08 at 6:44pm
Frankly, I'm offended that you're offended. I want some cereal.
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post #89 of 227
6/24/08 at 7:21pm
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post #90 of 227
6/24/08 at 7:33pm
This thread is silly. Every actor and actress is gay. Fact.
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post #91 of 227
6/24/08 at 7:47pm
And they apparently enjoy fudge quite a bit.
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post #92 of 227
6/24/08 at 7:49pm
Not only do they love the fudge, but the turd burgling is unprecedented.
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post #93 of 227
6/24/08 at 7:54pm
There's so much I don't know about Hollyweird (HA, see what I did there), thank Thor and his mighty hammer for threads like these.
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post #94 of 227
6/24/08 at 7:56pm
Hollyweird! Zing! Oh you crazy bastard you!
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post #95 of 227
6/24/08 at 7:58pm
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Originally Posted by Jack Dnim View Post
This thread is silly. Every actor and actress is gay. Fact.
It's true. Every actress is gay in Schwartzvision.
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post #96 of 227
6/24/08 at 8:07pm
Even Dame Judi Dench?
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post #97 of 227
6/24/08 at 8:08pm
That would be grey. Not gay.
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post #98 of 227
6/24/08 at 8:14pm
Dench is gay too, but it's far worse a phenomena in Britain. All British people are gay. That's why they talk like that. Fact.
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post #99 of 227
6/24/08 at 8:17pm
I'm gonna give Harley the benefit of the doubt and assume it was a poor attempt at humor. Remember, she is a college girl constantly surrounded by brain-dead frat boys. Something could have rubbed off on her.



Oh fuck, someone is gonna make that last comment dirty and perverted.
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post #100 of 227
6/24/08 at 8:19pm
Good lord does CHUD suck.
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