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post #51 of 59
7/1/08 at 2:12pm
Hey, hey, save it for the bbq.
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post #52 of 59
7/1/08 at 3:40pm
Not God, Lisa... too much pressure, and I look nothing like George Burns. Or Morgan Freeman. Though I wish I had Morgan's voice.

I'm also glad that when the Swiss destroy our world, it'll happen in August after the NJ bbq. Mainly 'cause I don't know if Iggy'll have enough burgers for Azathoth or his drummers and pipers, let alone Hastur the Unspeakable.
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post #53 of 59
7/1/08 at 4:56pm
"Hey, Joe? Can ya pass me that wrench that's half-sticking out of my back pocket? My hands are full hanging off this ladder like this."
"Need it to fix the torus?"
"The TORUS is 30 feet beneath us, dickhead, constructed by the finest minds of our world, I don't think a 'monkey wrench' figured into their calculations and this scaffolding is the only thing stopping a full power-up... Now can you grab the damn thing...I can feel it slipping out!"
"Sure, Boss!...I got i.......ohhhh, shit..."
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post #54 of 59
7/1/08 at 5:52pm
Maybe their discovery upon flipping the switch wiil make the world have to come to terms with the fact that we all exist in the imagination of an autistic child.
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post #55 of 59
7/1/08 at 8:13pm
The French/Swiss border? Sounds like a

Super COllider
.....of DoOm
..............7
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post #56 of 59
7/1/08 at 11:20pm
And he's coming to my BBQ! AWESOME!
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post #57 of 59
7/1/08 at 11:22pm
And he's coming to my BBQ! AWESOME!

Maybe he can shape the clouds into a banner that reads "Welcome Jersey Chewers!"
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post #58 of 59
7/2/08 at 12:36am
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Originally Posted by Timothy225 View Post
Not God, Lisa... too much pressure, and I look nothing like George Burns. Or Morgan Freeman. Though I wish I had Morgan's voice.

I'm also glad that when the Swiss destroy our world, it'll happen in August after the NJ bbq. Mainly 'cause I don't know if Iggy'll have enough burgers for Azathoth or his drummers and pipers, let alone Hastur the Unspeakable.
Burgers I got, but I ain't sharin' the bacon onion buttered steak with those amorphous motherfuckers.
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post #59 of 59
7/2/08 at 4:05am
Race profiling from you Iggy? Shame on you.

You'll be hearing from Rev. Ftgrhlui-Phtak, for sure.
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