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This Viral Marketing for the Dark Knight is seriously getting of hand..

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http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/06/28/the...ity/index.html

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Teen decapitated at theme park, police say


ATLANTA, Georgia (CNN) -- A teenager died Saturday when he was decapitated at the Six Flags Over Georgia theme park outside Atlanta, authorities said.

The 17-year-old park visitor was killed after scaling two 6-foot fences around the Batman roller coaster, said a statement issued by park spokeswoman Hela Sheth. He was struck by the coaster and killed, she said.

It was unclear how fast the coaster was moving when it struck the teen, but according to the park's Web site, the ride reaches speeds of 50 mph.

"We do not know why this person was intent on gaining access to this restricted area," the statement said, noting that multiple signs are posted stating, "Danger Zone," "Do Not Enter" and "Authorized Personnel Only."
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"Some witnesses have stated that the individual was trying to retrieve something he had lost," Sheth's statement said. "Others reported that he was trying to touch the ride. This is merely speculation at this point, and we are working with park visitors and local police to learn more."

No one on the ride was injured, she said.

Police said the incident occurred about 2 p.m.

The victim's family was at the park with him, Sheth said, and park representatives were with them Saturday evening.

"Our thoughts and prayers are with the family," she said.

In May 2002, a worker was killed after he walked under the Batman roller coaster's track and was struck in the head by a passenger's leg, according to The Associated Press. After the incident, the ride was inspected and deemed safe by the federal Occupational Safety and Health Administration.

In June, a girl's feet were cut off when a free-fall thrill ride malfunctioned at the Six Flags Kentucky Kingdom Amusement Park in Louisville, Kentucky.

A cord wrapped around the 16-year-old's feet and severed them at her ankles while she was on the Superman Tower of Power, a police dispatcher said.
post #2 of 25
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"We do not know why this person was intent on gaining access to this restricted area," the statement said, noting that multiple signs are posted stating, "Danger Zone," "Do Not Enter" and "Authorized Personnel Only."
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Just a guess but maybe it had to do with the "Don't Miss" part of the signs.
post #3 of 25
Are they sure this was the Dark Knight ride and not the Darwin Awards ride?
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Moral of the story: avoid only the DC-comic rides.
post #5 of 25
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Originally Posted by Ratty View Post
Moral of the story: avoid only the DC-comic rides.
Or: LEARN TO READ. At least three signs are posted, telling anyone that views them that going where this kid went was really not a good idea, and Johnny Genius blows them off to retrieve a hat or "touch the ride" (dude, you were just ON the ride! You were touching it like crazy! Was it really THAT life-changing that you needed to touch cold steel and plastic again?).

Watch, the parents are gonna float a lawsuit over this... and they better lose.

ETA: Sorry for the rant, folks. I don't know why I'm upset. It's nothing to lose your head over.
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Originally Posted by Ratty View Post
Moral of the story: avoid only the DC-comic rides.
Fucking Dan Didio!
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Originally Posted by Timothy225 View Post
ETA: Sorry for the rant, folks. I don't know why I'm upset. It's nothing to lose your head over.
Okay, see - I spent 20 minutes last night, trying to find a YouTube clip of Austin Powers making the "Losing your head" jokes after Dr. Evil's bad guy gets his head bitten off by the shark. Nothin'. Shoulda just gone for the easiest route there is and beaten Tim to the punch.
post #8 of 25
Tim's quick, man. He's hard to beat to the pun(ch). As for Darwin award eligibility, I think this guy's head & shoulders above the rest we've read about here the last few months.

Oh, wait. . . . Maybe just shoulders above the rest.
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"Others reported that he was trying to touch the ride."
Accomplished!
post #10 of 25
I've been on this ride dozens of times. You have to be trying very, very, hard to get underneath the ride.
post #11 of 25
So the report says he climbed over two six foot fences to possibly retrieve a hat.

Must've been a hell of a hat...
post #12 of 25
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No one on the ride was injured, she said.

Police said the incident occurred about 2 p.m.
...physically! That would probably be my last BAT-ride for quite some time.

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The victim's family was at the park with him, Sheth said, and park representatives were with them Saturday evening.

"Our thoughts and prayers are with the family," she said.
Am I being overly cynical when I imagine that most amusement parks have a department just for this sort of thing? Complete with a file cabinet full of press release templates labeled "Thoughts", "Prayers", "Thoughts and Prayers", "Immediate Investigation", "Temporarily Closed" and "Undisclosed Settlement".
post #13 of 25
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Originally Posted by Timothy225 View Post
So the report says he climbed over two six foot fences to possibly retrieve a hat.

Must've been a hell of a hat...


Charles Foster Kane approves!

post #14 of 25
Hey, frowns turn upside down with the Bosstones around, Ed. Gracias.

ETA: Special tips of the hat to Lisa and Iggy!
post #15 of 25
His suspected last words were, "Hey ya'll, watch this..."

The sad irony is, if he had recovered the hat, how's he gonna wear it now with no head?
post #16 of 25
Our thoughts and prayers are with the family....along with the majority of their son.
post #17 of 25
That guy was an idiot, but this:

In June, a girl's feet were cut off when a free-fall thrill ride malfunctioned at the Six Flags Kentucky Kingdom Amusement Park in Louisville, Kentucky.

A cord wrapped around the 16-year-old's feet and severed them at her ankles while she was on the Superman Tower of Power, a police dispatcher said.

Is the scariest fucking thing I have ever heard. Just...just picture having feet when you get on the ride, then afterwards...not having feet.
post #18 of 25
Y'know, with the proper precautionary mesaures that ride didn't have to kill him. However, it didn't have to save him, either.
post #19 of 25
Apparently, on finding a pair of Mickey Mouse ears on the track, he was heard to say, "OK, who's the joke-ahhhhhhhh!!"
post #20 of 25
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Originally Posted by nekkerbee View Post
Y'know, with the proper precautionary mesaures that ride didn't have to kill him. However, it didn't have to save him, either.
(Insert overused remark about the state of the coasters' third loop here)
post #21 of 25
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
(Insert overused remark about the state of the coasters' third loop here)
WHY just the third loop?...kinda curious.
post #22 of 25
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Originally Posted by Graham View Post
Apparently, on finding a pair of Mickey Mouse ears on the track, he was heard to say, "OK, who's the joke-ahhhhhhhh!!"
Fuckin' Graham made me spit out my beer. Well played, sir! And don't get me started on nekkerbee's equally hilarious comment.
post #23 of 25
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Originally Posted by Syd View Post
In June, a girl's feet were cut off when a free-fall thrill ride malfunctioned at the Six Flags Kentucky Kingdom Amusement Park in Louisville, Kentucky.

A cord wrapped around the 16-year-old's feet and severed them at her ankles while she was on the Superman Tower of Power, a police dispatcher said.
She got cut off at the AnKa-Lel's.


(I take no credit for this joke, as it's a repeat from the previous thread about the incident)
post #24 of 25
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This Viral Marketing for the Dark Knight is seriously getting out of head...
Fixed. Too easy.
post #25 of 25
I don't want to hear one word about the Headless Horseman's family trying to sue the theme park. Not one word. That kid climbed those fences and put himself in that position to get his head hacked off.
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