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Kate Beckinsale is friendly

post #1 of 16
7/1/08 at 3:27pm
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So you are walking down the street with your husband, your kid, and your kid's friend... sounds like a nice family outing, right? Well, if you are Kate Beckinsale it involves flashing your boobs and rubbing your husband's crotch!
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post #2 of 16
7/1/08 at 3:39pm
Booooooo to that lamp-post being in the way. Booooo.
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post #3 of 16
7/1/08 at 3:45pm
Fuck. Len. Wiseman.
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post #4 of 16
7/1/08 at 3:48pm
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Originally Posted by Jonathan Banks is my hero View Post
Fuck. Len. Wiseman.
Indeed. For his movie-making skills, and the fact that he regularly puts his penis into this woman. And shame on her for such low standards.
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post #5 of 16
7/1/08 at 3:53pm
I'll admit, I'm jealous. VERY VERY VERY jealous of Mr. Wiseman. I don't hate him. Good for him

Fucker.
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post #6 of 16
7/1/08 at 3:56pm
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Originally Posted by Jonathan Banks is my hero View Post
Fuck. Len. Wiseman.
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And you know he wakes up every morning, turns over, sees his sleeping, smoking hot wife and just gets this huge shit eating grin on his face, turns back over and goes to sleep, and his last thought before he falls back asleep is: 'Yeah, I tap that.'

grrr...
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post #7 of 16
7/1/08 at 3:58pm
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Indeed. For his movie-making skills, and the fact that he regularly puts his penis into this woman. And shame on her for such low standards.
Well, he may not be the next Orson Welles, but he's gotta be doing SOMETHING to get Kate Beckinsale to touch his package in broad daylight, pants be damned.

Probably goes like a jackhammer at top speed. Shit.
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post #8 of 16
7/1/08 at 8:00pm
Kate Beckinsale had to suffer the indignity of Michael Bay casting her in "Pearl Harbor" because she wasn't "traditionally pretty" while also seeing Adam Sandler fast forward through foreplay with her in "Click"- what are some of these jerks thinking?

More hot Beckinsale, please.
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post #9 of 16
7/2/08 at 1:46pm
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Well, he may not be the next Orson Welles, but he's gotta be doing SOMETHING to get Kate Beckinsale to touch his package in broad daylight, pants be damned.
Cash?

Not to worry, from recent reports Kate has a poor self image of her body so she's just as damaged as any needy girlfriend.

Sob.
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post #10 of 16
7/2/08 at 2:05pm
She grabbed my crotch the other week.

It's a posh way of saying hi in the UK, try it today at a crosswalk.
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post #11 of 16
7/2/08 at 5:13pm
Well atleast we know she (with family in tow) was more likely on her way to eat pussy than sushi that day.
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post #12 of 16
7/2/08 at 5:16pm
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Originally Posted by KABONG View Post
More hot Beckinsale, please.
Ask and ye shall receive (kinda/sorta not safe for work...)



Is it cold in here?
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post #13 of 16
7/2/08 at 8:05pm
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Originally Posted by Jonathan Banks is my hero View Post
Fuck. Len. Wiseman.
Kate Beckinsale complies.
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post #14 of 16
7/2/08 at 8:11pm
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Originally Posted by Dr Vivisector View Post
Cash?

Not to worry, from recent reports Kate has a poor self image of her body so she's just as damaged as any needy girlfriend.

Sob.
Exactly. Rumor is that she had a body double for a shower scene in her latest flick because she thought her ass was too fat.
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post #15 of 16
7/2/08 at 8:44pm
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Exactly. Rumor is that she had a body double for a shower scene in her latest flick because she thought her ass was too fat.
I always thought she was at her cutest in Much Ado About Nothing when she still sported some curves and teen baby fat. Alas.
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post #16 of 16
7/3/08 at 10:22am
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Originally Posted by mastronikolas View Post
Kate Beckinsale complies.
Oh, that was him in that video?
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