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post #51 of 82
7/5/08 at 9:26pm
No way that's Carla Gugino. I know Carla Gugino, sir. And that is not Car...well, if I look at her from the right angle with my yang in the correct hand in just the right light, I guess I can kinda see it.

Magazine shoots have the most amazing way of making everyone look exactly the same. Everything that makes Ms. Gugino distinguishable seems to have been airbrushed or lit out of the picture...
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post #52 of 82
7/5/08 at 9:32pm
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Originally Posted by eatatjoes View Post
Magazine shoots have the most amazing way of making everyone look exactly the same. Everything that makes Ms. Gugino distinguishable seems to have been airbrushed or lit out of the picture...
You strike me as the kind of person who cusses their car out when it starts in the morning.
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post #53 of 82
7/5/08 at 11:05pm
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You strike me as the kind of person who cusses their car out when it starts in the morning.
Not at all. She looks hot as hell. I was simply stating that she doesn't look like herself in that particular shot.
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post #54 of 82
7/6/08 at 7:27am
Yang?
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post #55 of 82
7/6/08 at 1:48pm
I don't know how the hell I missed this meltdown as it happened, but kudos to El Cap for the Google retrieves, and untold imaginary rep for the article. One of the most brilliant bitsI've ever seen around here.
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post #56 of 82
7/9/08 at 3:25pm
I shed tears of joy reading that El Cap. Bless you.
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post #57 of 82
7/14/08 at 5:23pm
Thread Starter 
Ok Im back.....you know I like these boards alot so I guess I aint leaving. As far as this thread goes, I will say that I did do it and it was the most amazing thing EVER!

By the way I do not have an erectile problem, idiots.....lol
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post #58 of 82
7/14/08 at 5:31pm
Worst meltdown ever then.
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post #59 of 82
7/14/08 at 5:57pm
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post #60 of 82
7/15/08 at 10:50am
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Originally Posted by DarthSidious View Post
Ok Im back.....you know I like these boards alot so I guess I aint leaving. As far as this thread goes, I will say that I did do it and it was the most amazing thing EVER!

By the way I do not have an erectile problem, idiots.....lol
Care to try something else then? Go for a mix of heroin, cocaine, crystal meth and a pack of Red Bull, and repeat as often as you can.
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post #61 of 82
7/15/08 at 11:10am
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Originally Posted by DarthSidious View Post
Ok Im back.....you know I like these boards alot so I guess I aint leaving. As far as this thread goes, I will say that I did do it and it was the most amazing thing EVER!
No offense or anything, but mixing any drugs with ecstacy is kind of pointless, since that drug overpowers nearly all others when your on it (I have no idea how it works with viagra or cialis....thats never been a combination I knew anyone even considered...or survived). But still, its pretty stupid (and pointless) to take anything else on top of ecstacy (except smoking weed, you don't get high but its relaxing when your rolling like a mother fucker). You must have had a pretty small dose to have enjoyed it. Go do us a all a favor and take a triple stack next time.

And to anyone whose not DarthSidious, I wouldn't recommend using drugs to fix your relationship. Ex makes you love everyone, even the most annoying, retarded people you've ever met in your life (trust me). It might be a nice temporary fix, but in the end it makes things worse. Not to mention the saratonin hangover that makes you feel not-even-human the day after.
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post #62 of 82
7/15/08 at 11:24am
Fuck me for having a life. I missed this thread.
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post #63 of 82
7/15/08 at 2:07pm
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Worst meltdown ever then.
More like "the worst return after the best meltdown ever".
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post #64 of 82
7/15/08 at 2:16pm
This is not a Return. One cannot leave this site by merely by stating it in a meltdown thread. Statements made in a Meltdown thread are unreliable at best.

In order to leave the site, a poster must create an "I'm Leaving Thread". For it to be a official ILT, it must contain the request to have their account deleted. Otherwise it is merely a Brett Favre situation.
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post #65 of 82
7/15/08 at 2:20pm
Ooooh, I can't believe I missed this thread!

I wish we had a meltdown/I'm leaving repository thread so we could keep tabs on all of the meltdowns and leave threats. They're so, so, so hilarious and are all worth pointing back to, especially the leave threats.
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post #66 of 82
7/15/08 at 2:28pm
Well, without shilling too much, I actually posted a meltdown repository thread shortly after I was gazing into that abyss called CHUD.

Though due to the redesign some of these gems are lost there is still plenty of food for thought to find. And as a bonus it became a self-fulfilling prophecy of sorts.
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post #67 of 82
7/15/08 at 2:33pm
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Originally Posted by DarthSidious View Post
Ok Im back.....you know I like these boards alot so I guess I aint leaving. As far as this thread goes, I will say that I did do it and it was the most amazing thing EVER!

By the way I do not have an erectile problem, idiots.....lol
Oh Darth ... don't feel ashamed ... we're not here to make fun of you but to help you.

I have mixed feeling about your "return". You promised you were going to leave, so you lose credibility, but by your return the chances of seeing this picture become a reality gives everybody hope;

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post #68 of 82
7/15/08 at 3:34pm
ElCapitánAmérica es el propietario de mi corazón (en una manera totalmente heterosexual)
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post #69 of 82
7/15/08 at 3:39pm
...propietario DE MI corazon...

otherwise, perfect.
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post #70 of 82
7/15/08 at 3:45pm
Oops. Still a cracker at heart, I guess.
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post #71 of 82
7/15/08 at 3:47pm
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Originally Posted by Jan View Post
Well, without shilling too much, I actually posted a meltdown repository thread shortly after I was gazing into that abyss called CHUD.

Though due to the redesign some of these gems are lost there is still plenty of food for thought to find. And as a bonus it became a self-fulfilling prophecy of sorts.
It's great, but I'd like a thread that also encompasses leave threats and general GUH?!? moments. A good example of a GUH?!? moment was when some idiot in the awkward cinema moments thread bragged about assaulting someone in the theater- for telling him to stop talking during the movie, no less.
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post #72 of 82
7/15/08 at 3:51pm
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Originally Posted by Minsky View Post
It's great, but I'd like a thread that also encompasses leave threats and general GUH?!? moments. A good example of a GUH?!? moment was when some idiot in the awkward cinema moments thread bragged about assaulting someone in the theater- for telling him to stop talking during the movie, no less.
Oh yeah, this guy is a little gem of his own. But unfortunately he can hardly qualify as a meltdown, since you need a basic conceit of a brain that can melt down in the first place.
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post #73 of 82
7/15/08 at 3:51pm
See, I don't feel like this qualifies as a meltdown so much as a GUH?!?. It was too short-lived and we really didn't get a chance to put the screws to him. But he's back now, so hope springs eternal!!

*goes to hunt for a nice, pointy meltdown stick*
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post #74 of 82
7/15/08 at 3:59pm
Meltdowns and the occasional freak show are this forum's silver lining. Our competitors might have funnier and more closely knit communities, but we have a whole stable of felons, racists, and perverts to abuse.
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post #75 of 82
7/15/08 at 4:09pm
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Originally Posted by Minsky View Post
Our competitors might have funnier and more closely knit communities...
*pulls Minsky into a big, drunken hug*

But you boys are like family to me!!
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post #76 of 82
7/15/08 at 4:12pm
I have a couple of buddies who are true sport fuckers and they swear by cialis for a guaranteed good time. They say it adds half an inch to your penis and afterward you get to sit watching T.V., drinking beer with a sleeping girl on your chest, all while your painfully hard erection stands in defiance of Darwin for hours on end.
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post #77 of 82
7/15/08 at 4:24pm
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I have a couple of buddies who are true sport fuckers and they swear by cialis for a guaranteed good time. They say it adds half an inch to your penis and afterward you get to sit watching T.V., drinking beer with a sleeping girl on your chest, all while your painfully hard erection stands in defiance of Darwin for hours on end.
Why do you try to ruin this thread with talk of Cialis when there's some Spanish rambling going around for no reason and some message board love being put on the table by our librarian here?

It's about love Gray, not Cialis. LOVE.
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post #78 of 82
7/15/08 at 4:30pm
If you'd like, Martin, to tie it all together, I could profess my love to all of you in Spanish while on Cialis.

Wait.

No.
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post #79 of 82
7/15/08 at 4:40pm
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Originally Posted by MissZooey View Post
If you'd like, Martin, to tie it all together, I could profess my love to all of you in Spanish while on Cialis.

Wait.

No.
Too late Zooey!! We have it in writing, and now it's just a matter of editing your words into a false account of what you said.

For instance:

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Originally Posted by MissZooey View Post
If you'd like, I could tie Martin up, feed him cialis, and have him profess my love in Spanish, all while I pinch his sweet, sweet can.

Yes.

Frankly, I'm shocked.
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post #80 of 82
7/15/08 at 4:48pm
I would like to call the attention of the moderators to this serious flaw in the quote function. Clearly, the system is broken when people can do things like this -

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Originally Posted by Graynadian
I'm a kiddie-toucher with a flappy head and beady little eyes.
Tragic.
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post #81 of 82
7/15/08 at 4:51pm
Talks of pedophilia less than 5 posts after mine: my job is done.
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post #82 of 82
7/15/08 at 4:51pm
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Originally Posted by Minsky View Post
but we have a whole stable of felons, racists, and perverts to abuse.
You forgot pedophiles, drug addicts, possible necrophiliacs, and Devin.
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