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Family kicked off of flight

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It's like IDIOCRACY come alive.
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I thought about posting this earlier, but decided to eat ten sandwiches and a couple protein drinks instead when I realized any of those kids could probably eat my arms in a fight.
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I can't believe we didn't get any good soundbites from the ponytail guy with a handlebar mustache.
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"Okay, kids, look at the teevee people! Now give Grandp...ma a hug!"
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They prolly don't know no better...
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Devin is right.
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So, when are we getting a "Kids with cerebral palsy should not be allowed in planes" thread?
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Originally Posted by devincf View Post
It's like IDIOCRACY come alive.
That movie becomes less a comedy and more a horror flick every time I see a story such as this.
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"Due to financial constraints, the couple's fifth child is currently being raised by the Allfather."
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The sexy one:

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Is there any way we could get this family kicked off the planet?
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Originally Posted by Chris Olson View Post
Is there any way we could get this family kicked off the planet?
C'mon, somebody's gotta have NASA's number. Cobretti?
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Originally Posted by Hans Gruber's EYE CONDITION! View Post
The sexy one:
Yeah, she even had the decency to bleach her tooth before they started filming.
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Originally Posted by Jake View Post
Yeah, she even had the decency to bleach her tooth before they started filming.
She's a class act.
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I know this is probably territory Devin covered in his airplane thread, but come on. Before smoking was banned pretty much anywhere, there were smoking and non-smoking sections in restaurants. Is it possible to have some no-kids policies on certain flights, restaurants, movie screenings, etc., to give us some respite from people who refuse to reign in their screaming asshole fuck trophies?
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It's called the cargo bay, Slade. Learn to love it.
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Obviously they never watched the A-Team. But seriously, blaming the airline because you can't control your kids?
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Originally Posted by Jake View Post
It's called the cargo bay, Slade. Learn to love it.
I'm taking a cross-country flight at the end of the month. If somebody's white trash kids kids start 'spergin' out I'm gonna D.B. Cooper the fuck out of there.
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Originally Posted by Big Jim Slade View Post
I'm taking a cross-country flight at the end of the month. If somebody's white trash kids kids start 'spergin' out I'm gonna D.B. Cooper the fuck out of there.
Holy shit, 'spergin' out nearly killed me.
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Originally Posted by Big Jim Slade View Post
I know this is probably territory Devin covered in his airplane thread, but come on. Before smoking was banned pretty much anywhere, there were smoking and non-smoking sections in restaurants. Is it possible to have some no-kids policies on certain flights, restaurants, movie screenings, etc., to give us some respite from people who refuse to reign in their screaming asshole fuck trophies?
At the very least, the airlines could take a tact from savvy parents and make administering Benadryl (or Nyquil or bring back the old school 50% alcohol Creomulsion deep purple death cough syrup) mandatory before the kids are allowed on the plane. For that matter, it could greatly improve all of the social situations you mentioned for everyone when it comes to kids.

This story reminded me of an old Graham Roumieu cartoon


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Just want to take the time to point out, regarding the request for no kids in cinema, that Austin's own Alamo Drafthouse Cinema doesn't young children at all!*






*Except for Wall*E screenings before 6 pm.
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Aw. Here was me thinking they were kicked out mid-flight.
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How does a flight from Detroit to Seattle stops by Phoenix? Is that a regular connexion? If so, it's probably the worse I've seen, short of stopping by Anchorage before going to Miami right after. Or did they went all the way there to drop the retards? Why not the closest airport, like Denver?
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It was just done to spite the family.
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Originally Posted by Bees?! View Post
Aw. Here was me thinking they were kicked out mid-flight.
No such luck.
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We seriously need to start an Idiocracy Pre-Reality thread. If the Retardalypse is indeed nigh, the alien overlords who wipe our stupid fucking species off the planet will want an explanation.
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I can only imagine the smell radiating from underneath that Moo Moo.
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Originally Posted by Martin Savage View Post
How does a flight from Detroit to Seattle stops by Phoenix? Is that a regular connexion? If so, it's probably the worse I've seen, short of stopping by Anchorage before going to Miami right after. Or did they went all the way there to drop the retards? Why not the closest airport, like Denver?
Well, blame the family for taking a SOUTHWEST flight from Detroit to Seattle.

Connections don't always make sense, and sometimes you go PAST your final destination to get to the connecting flight. You take a fucked connection to save money, generally. Phoenix is probably a Southwest hub.
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Originally Posted by Phil View Post
Well, blame the family for taking a SOUTHWEST flight from Detroit to Seattle.

Connections don't always make sense, and sometimes you go PAST your final destination to get to the connecting flight. You take a fucked connection to save money, generally. Phoenix is probably a Southwest hub.
I'm not blaming the airline company. But just that is proof enough that they at least should have traveled in the luggage compartment.
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So how did they get to Detroit from Home, PA in the first place?
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So how did they get to Detroit from Home, PA in the first place?
They sure as hell weren't walking, otherwise I'd feel the tremors here in NJ.
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Originally Posted by Pvt. Spunkmeyer View Post
That movie becomes less a comedy and more a horror flick every time I see a story such as this.
IDIOCRACY has been the norm for all of human history, read Plato.
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So how did they get to Detroit from Home, PA in the first place?
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You may want to check your image link, unless they traveled with DVDACTIVE.COM
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I just assumed they were put off the plane so it could gain sufficient altitude to actually fly.
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Originally Posted by Martin Savage View Post
You may want to check your image link, unless they traveled with DVDACTIVE.COM
Crap!
It was a frigging sail barge, real imaginative. I know.
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They sure as hell weren't walking, otherwise I'd feel the tremors here in NJ.
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I just assumed they were put off the plane so it could gain sufficient altitude to actually fly.
This thread is shaping up nicely, gentlemen.
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Just wondering, when you have a kid with autism followed by a kid with cerebral palsy, at what point do you figure you should STOP HAVING CHILDREN?
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This thread is shaping up nicely, gentlemen.
Better than that woman, that's for sure.




Do you see what I did there?
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When your third kid is born without bones.



They call him Wobbly.
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Originally Posted by Tieman View Post
Just wondering, when you have a kid with autism followed by a kid with cerebral palsy, at what point do you figure you should STOP HAVING CHILDREN?
Where are those balls-eating monkeys when you need them?
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Originally Posted by Tieman View Post
Just wondering, when you have a kid with autism followed by a kid with cerebral palsy, at what point do you figure you should STOP HAVING CHILDREN?
I assumed (yeah, I know) that those kids were adopted; they were probably locked into the mom's or grandthing's gravitational pull and once their orbit decayed, the mom decided to keep 'em.

It's a better explanation than imagining somebody trying to mount that rhino and conceiving a kid, much less two. That image alone is far more frightening than an appearnce by Cthulhu, let me tells ya.

Enjoy your lunches, folks!
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Originally Posted by Timothy225 View Post
I assumed (yeah, I know) that those kids were adopted; they were probably locked into the mom's or grandthing's gravitational pull and once their orbit decayed, the mom decided to keep 'em.

It's a better explanation than imagining somebody trying to mount that rhino and conceiving a kid, much less two. That image alone is far more frightening than an appearnce by Cthulhu, let me tells ya.

Enjoy your lunches, folks!
Stop it people with your theories, it's pure non-sense. It's quite evident that she actually a 120 pound poor woman who adapted on the spot and stuck 7 or her 11 children in her buttcrack to save on the exceedingly overpriced tickets charged by the company.

EDIT: Let's keep this thread clean and forget any Chtulhu reference, please?
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Originally Posted by Martin Savage View Post
Stop it people with your theories, it's pure non-sense. It's quite evident that she actually a 120 pound poor woman who adapted on the spot and stuck 7 or her 11 children in her buttcrack to save on the exceedingly overpriced tickets charged by the company.
But that's a poor option, especially when you have so many Macy's balloon handlers with nothing to do for 364 days out of the year.
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When your third kid is born without bones.



They call him Wobbly.
But the kids at school call him Mr. Wobbly.
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Originally Posted by stelios View Post
But the kids at school call him Mr. Wobbly.
The bullies love him because they don't even have to actively knock the books out of his hand.
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Originally Posted by Tieman View Post
Just wondering, when you have a kid with autism followed by a kid with cerebral palsy, at what point do you figure you should STOP HAVING CHILDREN?
When Kurt Cobain quotes one of your songs and shoots himself.
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Originally Posted by Tieman View Post
Just wondering, when you have a kid with autism followed by a kid with cerebral palsy, at what point do you figure you should STOP HAVING CHILDREN?
Meet the youngest kid....



And the middle son...

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I was wondering if Squidbillies was real.
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