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post #401 of 425
8/16/08 at 5:25pm
weapon: Katana
sidekick: Toshiro Mifune
Song: "The Chicken Dance"
We'd be home by noon.
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post #402 of 425
4/11/10 at 10:51pm
1. Peanut butter jelly and a baseball bat
2. "Cemetery Gates" by Pantera
3. 72 Ukrainian gymnasts
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post #403 of 425
4/11/10 at 11:06pm
This is the best thread idea ever.

1) The classic shotgun, along with throwing knives, because sometimes I like a challenge.
2) The Ecstasy of Gold by Ennio Morricone
3) Sidekick? Judge Holden. Watch out.
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post #404 of 425
4/11/10 at 11:25pm
Awesome, awesome, awesome.

weapon. pump action sawn off and a backpack full of shells

sidekick. Roddy Piper

song. Goin' Out West - Tom Waits.

Fucking bring it you shambling shitheads.
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post #405 of 425
4/11/10 at 11:27pm
1. Samurai Sword
2. Van Halen - Jump
3. Les Stroud

I was thinking of something beefier in the way of songs (possibly Pantera) but honestly, my blood pressure and adrenaline are already gonna be through the roof. I need something more fun and energetic but still comfortable and kind of soothing in a way. Who's more soothing than Diamond Dave?

As for the Samurai sword, I can't aim a gun for shit and my nerves would prevent me from loading it efficiently... which would be happening often because I can't aim a gun for shit.
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post #406 of 425
4/11/10 at 11:33pm
I stand firmly, passionately by my choice from several pages back -

Six Demon Bag
Seven Nation Army
Cave Troll

I could try for days and not top that.

And I still have Mattioli's friendship bracelet.
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post #407 of 425
4/11/10 at 11:36pm
1. The Noisy Cricket
2. "Caribbean Queen" by Billy Ocean
3. Terry Silver from Karate Kid 3
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post #408 of 425
4/12/10 at 12:16am
1. Titanium hockey sticks with the undersides sharpened into scythe blades
2. Chopin's Prelude for piano No. 4 in E minor, OP. 28/4
3. If Brendan Shanahan isn't available, then I'll take The Hanson Brothers w/Don Rickles for color commentary.
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post #409 of 425
4/12/10 at 1:05am
1. Daewoo USAS-12 shotgun
2. Psycho Killer by Talking Heads
3. Terry Crews
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post #410 of 425
4/12/10 at 6:51am
1. Batman's utility belt
2. "Peaceful Easy Feeling" by The Eagles
3. Liz Sherman. Slap her once and the outbreak is over.
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post #411 of 425
4/12/10 at 10:56am
I think my new answer to all three is Yoko Ono.
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post #412 of 425
4/12/10 at 11:04am
Thread Starter 
Now that this thread has been resurrected, I bet we're gonna see a lot of Bear Jew.
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post #413 of 425
4/12/10 at 11:08am
1. Crowbar
2. Spanish Flea
3. Jason Voorhees
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post #414 of 425
4/12/10 at 11:08am
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Originally Posted by Judas Booth View Post
For the sequel:

1. Weapon: Harrison Ford's 'finger of doom'
2. Song: 'the Hellion/Electric Eye' by Judas Priest.
3. Sidekick: Clancy Brown in full-on Kurgan mode.
My weapon is still unbeatable, but I might rethink the song and the sidekick.
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post #415 of 425
4/12/10 at 11:38am
Holy Ghosts of Threads Past!

I think the first 7 pages or so of this thread represent the high water mark in terms of personal fun on these boards!

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Originally Posted by Judas Booth View Post
Hey man...I grew up on the '80s. Most of my fav bands have their roots in the '70s and '80s. That being said, I'd rather slam my dick in a car door than listen to Huey Lewis and the News.
I'd gladly slam your dick in a car door for this nonsense. Don't make me '80s lyric you again!

As true now as it was, lo, those many years ago:
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Originally Posted by Mattioli
1. Proton Pack - Sure, it's probably not going to be the most effective weapon, but (a) it's a zombie apocalypse and I'm almost certainly going to die, and (b) I've always wanted to shoot one of these bad boys.

2. The Benny Hill theme song - Because it'll be awesome when the zombie chase/chasing is joined by lingerie-clad models and bobbies.

3. Jessica Biel - She looks like a tough broad and would probably be good in a scrap. Also, we'd probably have to procreate in order to ensure the survival of mankind.
And
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Originally Posted by Mattioli View Post
Part Deux:

(1) The Vorpal Blade - Snicker-snap!;

(2) "Let's Go Crazy" - Prince; and

(3) Jesus Christ - Sure, he's known for resurrecting the dead, but you should see him plant those bastards back in the ground.
Zooey, BFF!
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post #416 of 425
4/12/10 at 12:01pm
1. Bushwhacker's prosthetic gun arm.

2. O Varium Fortune.

3. Drek'Thar.
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post #417 of 425
4/12/10 at 12:22pm
Oh man, how did I never see this thread. What fun!

1. Green Lantern ring

2. "The Root of All Evil" by Dream Theater

3. Deadpool
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post #418 of 425
4/12/10 at 12:42pm
1. Rocket launcher
2. The Clash - Lost in the Supermarket
3. Black Dynamite
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post #419 of 425
4/12/10 at 5:02pm
1. Christina Ricci in a big chainmail sock
2. Sly And The Family Stone - Dance To The Music
3. Maximillian from The Black Hole
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post #420 of 425
4/12/10 at 6:15pm
1. The Porcelain Penis
2. Singing In the Rain
3. Alex DeLarge
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post #421 of 425
4/13/10 at 4:31am
1: Gatlin Gun
2: Three 6 Mafia - It's A Fight
3: John Rambo IV

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ETA: Updated my music selection.
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post #422 of 425
4/13/10 at 6:14am
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Originally Posted by Doc Phibes View Post
1. Christina Ricci in a big chainmail sock
2. Sly And The Family Stone - Dance To The Music
3. Maximillian from The Black Hole
Switch 1 and 3 and I'm game. Meanwhile, open up your fruitcage:

1. Sledgehammer
2. "Sledgehammer"
3. Inspector Sledge Hammer
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post #423 of 425
4/13/10 at 8:01pm
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Originally Posted by Hammerhead View Post
Switch 1 and 3 and I'm game.
Well, I should have specified that Ricci is in the chainmail sock to make a mace-like weapon. And that I'd need the muscle strength to keep swinging her into zombies' heads.

And, yeah, she ain't making it to the deserted tropical island getaway. But Max is great at mixing margaritas.
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post #424 of 425
4/13/10 at 8:35pm
My Fifth entry into the series, which was unnecesary and killed all goodwill left in the fans:

1) Plasma Cutter (Dead Space)
2. Kill all hippies, primal Scream
3. Liz Sherman (Selma Blair version)
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post #425 of 425
4/13/10 at 10:53pm
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Originally Posted by Doc Phibes View Post
Well, I should have specified that Ricci is in the chainmail sock to make a mace-like weapon. And that I'd need the muscle strength to keep swinging her into zombies' heads.

And, yeah, she ain't making it to the deserted tropical island getaway. But Max is great at mixing margaritas.
I got what you were going for. I'd just keep her safe in the metal bag until Max finished killing everything.
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