CHUD.com Community › Forums › CULTURE, HUMOR, & FREE FORM › Misc. Culture › You're in a mall when the zombies attack....
New Posts  All Forums:Forum Nav:

You're in a mall when the zombies attack.... - Page 2

post #51 of 425
7/10/08 at 12:43pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Judas Booth View Post
For the sequel:

1. Weapon: Harrison Ford's 'finger of doom'
2. Song: 'the Hellion/Electric Eye' by Judas Priest.
3. Sidekick: Clancy Brown in full-on Kurgan mode.
This thread can be closed now I think. Is there a mightier weapon than the infamous finger of doom? Kudos, Sir!
Reply
post #52 of 425
7/10/08 at 12:43pm
1. M-16 (I'd rather have the sawed-off shotgun, but that's taken)
2. One Of These Days by Pink Floyd
3. Chewbacca
Reply
post #53 of 425
7/10/08 at 12:45pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jan View Post
This thread can be closed now I think. Is there a mightier weapon than the infamous finger of doom? Kudos, Sir!
Pretty much. I mean nothing can beat the finger of doom. NOTHING!
Reply
post #54 of 425
7/10/08 at 12:45pm
Part II
1. Two-sided axe
2. Three Evils by Coheed and Cambria
3. Henry Rollins
Reply
post #55 of 425
7/10/08 at 12:46pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by MissZooey View Post
Need I remind you that I have a fucking Six Demon Bag?
Ok, let's not go overboard here. I mean, it's not like you have a Seven Demon Bag.
Reply
post #56 of 425
7/10/08 at 12:48pm
The Sequel:

1. Cricket Bat
2. Stronger - Kayne West
3. Dexter Morgan
Reply
post #57 of 425
7/10/08 at 12:48pm
1. the full Metal Storm system if the full Metal Storm system does not count as one weapon I think I would have to go with the new
AA-12 shotgun fuck those fantasy weapons real one are good enough to get the job done.

2. Joy to the World, by Three Dog Night. because I am just sick that way.

3. Jessica Biel for the reason stated before.
Reply
post #58 of 425
7/10/08 at 12:49pm
I had to google Six Demon Bag because I didn't know what the hell you guys were referencing.

Never in my life have i been so happy to not know something.

Had no idea you were a Warcraft nerd Zooey.
Reply
post #59 of 425
7/10/08 at 12:49pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mattioli View Post
I'll second it. And vote for ratification of the awesomeness of your latest picks, although I remain apprehensive about your ability to control the cave troll.
We don't need to control it, we need to unleash it!

Speaking of which:

1. The Sorrow Doll from Metal Gear Solid 4 (fight yourselves, motherfuckers!)
2. 'Holy Diver' by Dio
3. Achilles, as played by Brad Pitt in 'Troy'.

I could kick ass and fulfill my man-crush dreams all while killing zombies!

Yeah, and Zooey gets mad props for the Warcraft reference.
Reply
post #60 of 425
7/10/08 at 12:51pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by eenin View Post
3. Jessica Biel for the reason stated before.
No, get your own.

Hold up, Six Demon Bag is a Warcraft reference? I thought it was a Big Trouble in Little China reference. Please be a Big Trouble reference.
Reply
post #61 of 425
7/10/08 at 12:52pm
Man, I'm surprised no one went for the Cricket bat. The lawn mower I understand but not the cricket bat.
Reply
post #62 of 425
7/10/08 at 12:52pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Krish-0 View Post
Had no idea you were a Warcraft nerd Zooey.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doc Happenin View Post

Yeah, and Zooey gets mad props for the Warcraft reference.

*weeps uncontrollably*
Reply
post #63 of 425
7/10/08 at 12:53pm
Thread Starter 
Um, you guys DO know where World of Warcraft got the Six Demon Bag from, right? RIGHT?!?

My favorite from the board I found this on:

"1. A level 20 cleric on a stick
3. Another level 20 cleric"

The D&D geek in me laughed.
Reply
post #64 of 425
7/10/08 at 12:54pm
Holy Crap, Morgan Freeman, a gun that shoots through walls, books, MissZooey and a cave troll. It would be the best day ever, which is horrible because millions of lives would be lost. Too bad for them.
Reply
post #65 of 425
7/10/08 at 12:56pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Krish-0 View Post
I had to google Six Demon Bag because I didn't know what the hell you guys were referencing.

Never in my life have i been so happy to not know something.

Had no idea you were a Warcraft nerd Zooey.
The Six Demon Bag in WOW is actually a reference to Big Trouble In Little China.
Reply
post #66 of 425
7/10/08 at 12:56pm
Thread Starter 
BTW, here's the original thread.
Reply
post #67 of 425
7/10/08 at 12:56pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Richard Dickson View Post
Um, you guys DO know where World of Warcraft got the Six Demon Bag from, right? RIGHT?!?

My favorite from the board I found this on:

"1. A level 20 cleric on a stick
3. Another level 20 cleric"

The D&D geek in me laughed.
I thought it sounded familiar, but I haven't seen Big Trouble in Little China in years. So I googled it, and fucking Warcraft came up.

I blame Google.
Reply
post #68 of 425
7/10/08 at 12:59pm
Threequel

1. That gun Tony Montana had at the end of Scarface
2. Dare to be Stupid - Weird Al
3. The Nineth Doctor
Reply
post #69 of 425
7/10/08 at 12:59pm
How about:

1. a Zorg ZF-1
2. Flight of the Valkyries
3. Batman
Reply
post #70 of 425
7/10/08 at 1:00pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mattioli View Post
No, get your own.

Hold up, Six Demon Bag is a Warcraft reference? I thought it was a Big Trouble in Little China reference.

no problem there are plenty of good looking ones out their she just as a general refinance point.

A young Raquel Welch or a young Sade maybe. Sade is not the prettiest, but she had a really nice body and she could sing and dance.
Reply
post #71 of 425
7/10/08 at 1:01pm
Thread Starter 
My sequel:

1. The Right Hand of Doom
2. Duel of the Fates
3. Wolverine (gambling that his healing factor will counter the zombie virus)
Reply
post #72 of 425
7/10/08 at 1:01pm
I'll sadly admit to not having seen Big Trouble in years, and so yes, I immediately geeked out when I read Six Demon Bag because of my month and a half playing time on WoW.
Reply
post #73 of 425
7/10/08 at 1:03pm
Third in the trilogy:

1. Weapon: The Sword of 1000 Truths
2. Song: 'Sailing' by Christopher Cross
3. Sidekick: Ed 209
Reply
post #74 of 425
7/10/08 at 1:04pm
1. Blades of Chaos from God of War
2. The Stooges - Raw Power
3. Anton Chigurh.
Reply
post #75 of 425
7/10/08 at 1:04pm
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Judas Booth View Post
2. Song: 'Sailing' by Christopher Cross
LOVE it.
Reply
post #76 of 425
7/10/08 at 1:07pm
1. A wood chipper (on wheels, for portability)

2. I Don't Need No Doctor (the remake by W.A.S.P.)

3. My buddy Eric (he's loyal and tough)
Reply
post #77 of 425
7/10/08 at 1:09pm
I would like to change my original choice of weapon to this. I would throw it up in the air and watch it burst into a blinding display of glittering angel light to confound and dazzle the zombie hordes. Charles Whitman and I would then make a break for it.
Reply
post #78 of 425
7/10/08 at 1:12pm
Part Deux:

(1) The Vorpal Blade - Snicker-snap!;

(2) "Let's Go Crazy" - Prince; and

(3) Jesus Christ - Sure, he's known for resurrecting the dead, but you should see him plant those bastards back in the ground.
Reply
post #79 of 425
7/10/08 at 1:13pm
My inner geek... has been released.

1. Iron Man Armor (after I'm done wasting these zombies, I'm flying off to another mall! I shall save you ALL!)
2. "Deaf Forever" - Motorhead, cranked up to 11
3. El Wray. He knows the score.
Reply
post #80 of 425
7/10/08 at 1:14pm
1. A sawed off shotgun (you're right, Doc, the classics never die).
2. "Comanche" by The Revels
3. Beatrix Kiddo

Clearly, I need to lay off the QT films.
Reply
post #81 of 425
7/10/08 at 1:15pm
1. Gas powered cement saw (would need a wide arc for attack)

2. Ashes to ashes - Faith No More

3. Dr. Russell Fell
Reply
post #82 of 425
7/10/08 at 1:15pm
We also would've accepted Jules Winnfield.
Reply
post #83 of 425
7/10/08 at 1:17pm
Let's clear up some nasty rumors right here... I am emphatically not a Warcraft nerd. Not. Nor have I ever seen Big Trouble in Little China.

I know, but please stop hyperventilating and let me finish.

I have a grip credit on a lower-than-low-budget, stunningly brilliant zombie/LARP film entitled Chaotic Evil in which The Six Demon Bag makes a cameo. As I stuffed it with balloons to make it appear convincingly heavy/lumpy, the reference was explained to me.

I am not making any of this up. Please see Chavez or DaveB for more information.
Reply
post #84 of 425
7/10/08 at 1:18pm
Part 4:

1. Weapon: A pair of 20 sided dice, blood red
2. Song: 'Bleak' by Opeth
3. Sidekick: Drizz't Du'Urden (not sure on the spelling...DnD people will correct me)
Reply
post #85 of 425
7/10/08 at 1:20pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by MissZooey View Post
Let's clear up some nasty rumors right here... I am emphatically not a Warcraft nerd.
Well, I, for one, feel a whole lot better about the situation.
Reply
post #86 of 425
7/10/08 at 1:20pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mattioli View Post
Part Deux:

(1) The Vorpal Blade - Snicker-snap!;

(2) "Let's Go Crazy" - Prince; and

(3) Jesus Christ - Sure, he's known for resurrecting the dead, but you should see him plant those bastards back in the ground.
Mattioli for the goddamn win.
Reply
post #87 of 425
7/10/08 at 1:20pm
1. The Samaritan from Hellboy
2. "Frankenstein" by the Edgar Winter Group
3. Gene Wilder from Blazing Saddles
Reply
post #88 of 425
7/10/08 at 1:20pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by MissZooey View Post
I have a grip credit on a lower-than-low-budget, stunningly brilliant zombie/LARP film entitled Chaotic Evil in which The Six Demon Bag makes a cameo. As I stuffed it with balloons to make it appear convincingly heavy/lumpy, the reference was explained to me.
Must...see...movie....
Reply
post #89 of 425
7/10/08 at 1:21pm
Mall Rats Deux:

1. Apache Helicopter - Because nothing squishes Zombie heads better than rotor blades.
2. "Killing in the name of" - RATM
3. Mike Tyson - This fucker will bite the Zombies first and then suckerpunch them back to hell.
Reply
post #90 of 425
7/10/08 at 1:21pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
Threequel

1. That gun Tony Montana had at the end of Scarface
2. Dare to be Stupid - Weird Al
3. The Doctor
The Doctor is already in my mall, although you could have any version except David Tennant
Reply
post #91 of 425
7/10/08 at 1:22pm
Can I have God on my side? Or is he also on the zombies' side as well?
Reply
post #92 of 425
7/10/08 at 1:24pm
Sorry, Doc. If you're a Christian, Mattioli already has God.
Reply
post #93 of 425
7/10/08 at 1:24pm
Sequel

1. Hammer of Thor
2. The Snake Plisken theme from Escape from New York.
3. Snake Plisken
Reply
post #94 of 425
7/10/08 at 1:24pm
1) M1 Carbine & Machete (thank you Max Brooks)

2) New Noise by Refused

3) Aragorn
Reply
post #95 of 425
7/10/08 at 1:28pm
Round II

1. Freddy's Glove
2. Any Way You Want It - Journey
3. Steve Perry
Reply
post #96 of 425
7/10/08 at 1:28pm
Part two:

1. Hattori Hanzo sword
2. "Violet" by Hole - because I love the idea of lopping a zombie clean in two when she screams out, "YOU SHOULD LEARN HOW TO SAY NO!"
3. Patrick Bateman - because, y'know - people or zombies, it's probably all the same to him.
Reply
post #97 of 425
7/10/08 at 1:29pm
Part 2.


The Green Lantern's power ring. Screw it Im going power mad.

The Touch - Stan Bush

Skeletor - just because I can.
Reply
post #98 of 425
7/10/08 at 1:33pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by MissZooey View Post
Nor have I ever seen Big Trouble in Little China.
Nooooooooooooooooooo. You have to.
Reply
post #99 of 425
7/10/08 at 1:35pm
Thread Starter 
The threequel:

1. Glamdring
2. The Mob Rules by Black Sabbath
3. Sex Machine
Reply
post #100 of 425
7/10/08 at 1:38pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ken Savage View Post
The Doctor is already in my mall, although you could have any version except David Tennant
Fine, I take Eccleston. Or if that's not possible I take Peter Davison.
Reply
New Posts  All Forums:Forum Nav:
  Return Home
  Back to Forum: Misc. Culture
CHUD.com Community › Forums › CULTURE, HUMOR, & FREE FORM › Misc. Culture › You're in a mall when the zombies attack....