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Originally Posted by Brendan 
He's got a pile of money... does it really surprise anyone he's got a piece of ass for a fuck toy?
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I've just been handed a special bulletin...this just in...apparently, rich men get young pussy. We'll have more on this startling development in a special report. In other world-shaking news, most people are stupid, politicians are corrupt, and corporations get away with murder. Now, we go to Jim for the Sports report.
Thanks, Bob. Athletes use steroids. Now to Kathy with the weather.
Thanks, Jim. I have no idea what I'm doing. Back to you, Bob.