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post #1 of 11
7/15/08 at 11:49am
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http://blog.wired.com/gadgets/2008/0...kable-fig.html

Now you can beat the crap out of anyone that starts singing that Rihanna song.

Video on the page.
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post #2 of 11
7/15/08 at 12:03pm
Great for walks down Peachtree St. when it's raining buckets/I'm accosted by a crackhead.

Might be over-kill...
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post #3 of 11
7/15/08 at 12:17pm
Finally the president of the Philippines can rest safe. The watermelon attacks have been near constant lately.
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post #4 of 11
7/15/08 at 12:24pm
Desmond Llewellyn wept.
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post #5 of 11
7/15/08 at 12:26pm
I'll take a dozen! Do they come in a machine gun model? Wah wah wah!
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post #6 of 11
7/15/08 at 12:51pm
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Finally the president of the Philippines can rest safe. The watermelon attacks have been near constant lately.
Kinda overkill getting nasty with that watermelon. Considering you can chop wood with that thing.
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post #7 of 11
7/15/08 at 3:22pm
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Kinda overkill getting nasty with that watermelon. Considering you can chop wood with that thing.

the human head and the watermelon have things in common. If it can do that to a watermelon. it can do it to a human head, is the ideal I believe.


Now if it was built proof that would be something.
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post #8 of 11
7/15/08 at 3:28pm
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the human head and the watermelon have things in common. If it can do that to a watermelon. it can do it to a human head, is the ideal I believe.
I seem to remember it taking at least 80 pounds of pressure to crack a human skull. So, I've never understood why people want to hate a perfectly good melon.
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post #9 of 11
7/15/08 at 3:37pm
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I seem to remember it taking at least 80 pounds of pressure to crack a human skull. So, I've never understood why people want to hate a perfectly good melon.

I think it came about because of helmet laws and bike safety.
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post #10 of 11
7/15/08 at 11:50pm
Finally, nannies everywhere will be able to fly...

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post #11 of 11
7/24/08 at 11:12pm
A nice item from the John Steed collection of men's accessories.

As someone who's had a stalky ex in the past, I'd certainly want one of these little gems. My tazer is adorable but it's not much of a physical/psychological release. This seems much more suited to getting out the anger you have toward someone (just not watermelons, poor things).
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