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post #101 of 108
7/18/08 at 4:34pm
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post #102 of 108
7/18/08 at 4:36pm
May be a woman beater, but I'm not a pussy eater.
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post #103 of 108
7/18/08 at 4:58pm
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I just didn't know that guys really liked performing oral on us too, and weren't just doing it for the sake of doing it.
Going down on a woman is its own reward. There are few better things in life.

Are there any men here who don't like to perform oral on women? If not, why? You will not be judged. No, just kidding, of course you'll be judged.

EDIT - I let this post ferment for a half-hour before posting. Fat Elvis had not yet risen to the occasion, or refused to descend to it, or however you care to phrase it.
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post #104 of 108
7/18/08 at 5:57pm
Er. . . so to speak.
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post #105 of 108
7/18/08 at 5:59pm
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Originally Posted by TzuDohNihm View Post
I enjoy it so much I have been after several lesbian friends to allow me the chance to perform for them to further hone my technique. Damn if they aren't tough nuts to crack.
Er. . . So to Speak.

Edited to ad: forgive the double post. That damn squinhing in the corner thing runs rampant on my work PC.
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post #106 of 108
7/18/08 at 8:44pm
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Originally Posted by Matt Turner View Post
That's because all jocks think about is sports and all nerds think about is sex.
QFT. My sex life is...let's call it sporadic. When I get the chance I always have a lot of fantasy/theoretical practice to put to use. Ladies that are goodly enough to sleep with me Get Taken Care Of. We nerds try harder, because we have to. But also because we want to, and because as reggie-wanker said, pleasing women is its own reward. Girls, stop fucking guys who feel entitled to it and don't even know or care how to please you! Send a message!

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Originally Posted by HarleyQuinn22 View Post
A near-unanimous complaint that I hear from guy friends who confide in me is that their girlfriends make the puke-face when they get near a dick. It's a major downer for them (in more ways than one, I imagine) if a woman is just going through the motions in the sack.
It's so much more than a turn-off; it can actually be very depressing. Unsurprisingly, guys tend to attach their egos to their penises (penii?). If a girl rejects that (or makes a desultory attempt at stimulating it), she's rejecting a little avatar of himself.

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There's no shame in enjoying sex as a woman. If anything, we're SUPPOSED to. Guys aren't lucky enough to have a fun button with a sole purpose of sexual stimulation.
No button, but having a fun lever can be pretty cool.
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post #107 of 108
7/21/08 at 1:28am
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Originally Posted by TzuDohNihm View Post
I enjoy it so much I have been after several lesbian friends to allow me the chance to perform for them to further hone my technique. Damn if they aren't tough nuts to crack.
Live the dream, brother. Live the dream.

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Originally Posted by Big Jim Slade View Post


It's so much more than a turn-off; it can actually be very depressing. Unsurprisingly, guys tend to attach their egos to their penises (penii?). If a girl rejects that (or makes a desultory attempt at stimulating it), she's rejecting a little avatar of himself.

First wife saw the sex thing as a duty. A duty she put up with. For twelve years. Ten years later, I occasionally find myself doing everything to please my current wife *except* have actual intercourse. This, as may be surmised, is frowned upon. Apparently, the whole "reciprocity" thing actually exists. Whoda thunk?

I fucking hate baggage.
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post #108 of 108
7/21/08 at 7:10am
Domingo old boy, suggestion!

Get her to give your fella some attention with just her hands and some lube. Even with the weakest grip and lowest stamina in the world, that'll kick you down a notch. She don't even need grip, just a massage. Then when her mouth gets involved it only needs to be for a shorter while. Obviously the lube needs to be oral-friendly.

Personally, it sounds like you're concentrating too much on the end of it - or perhaps you're worried about her getting bored. You're thinking too much perhaps.
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