So... question time - Page 2

QFT

Picking your favorite sexual activity is like choosing your favorite murder weapon - I love 'em all, just for different reasons.

Maybe I'm getting old, or I'm not "hip" as the youngsters say, but what the fuck does QFT mean?

quoted for truth

Ah ha. Damn you kids and your MTV.

Dude it's not gravity it's the fact you can't give her any signal or pleasure. And give the balls/scrotum a try while your fingers are having a good time on her. You will thank me.

This guy! This guy right here!!

I'm honestly amazed by the amount of guys who absolutely LOVE giving girls oral. Amazed and delighted.

Well, it's a no-brainer - she DEFINITELY gets her rocks off, and is primed for when the fucking starts. Cunnilingus + fucking results in at least one orgasm, and the 2nd one shows up a lot quicker during intercourse; simply fucking, there's a bit more work and stamina needed to take a woman to orgasm.

I don't know that I'd say it's my "favorite" thing, but I'm good at it and it gives my partner tremendous pleasure, and it certainly is far from the worst way to spend 5-10 minutes.

Half the girls I've been with, my oral skills seem ineffectual at best. The other half, love it. So I try it out a couple times, but if they don't really respond to it, I figure she's got one of those vagina that's incompatible with my tongue.

QFT

Plus it's fun. Nothing better than thighs pressed so hard against your ears you can hear your own heartbeat.

I'm not a fan of giving oral, but I'm an artiste with my hands. It's fun (and stimulating) to make the wife come a few times before I think of myself.

There really is no such thing as a vagina being "incompatible" with your anatomy. Every person has somewhat unique anatomy and turn ons. If you have sufficient interest to talk things through with the girl both outside of the act and during it, things can work out.

But then when they push the top of your head down so your nose is mashed into their pelvis and you can't breathe...well, let's just call that "incentive" to get things finished up quickly.

I think the main problem is that during cunnilingus the tongue should be working over the clitoris as opposed to the vagina.

Does this really need to be said?

Anyone out there just madly thrusting your tongue inside of your loved one's pink taco?

If this is the case, please look up the next time you're going down on her. If you're quick, you just may be able to catch that bored look in her eye, before she realizes you're watching and goes back to faking it.

The letter G for G-Spot is the letter of the of the day.

Gene Simmons?

I sure as hell can't get my tongue that far back there.

Maybe you might wanna try the clitoris. It's all the orgasm with half the risk of tongue sprains.

This reminded me of a story. . . a pal took his GF to a motel room after her senior prom when we were back in high school in the mid 80's. He had been drinking Jack Daniels all night, and while he could get hard, couldn't complete to save his life. Whisky dick, indeed. The best part of the story was when he said an image flashed acorss his mind of the spirit of Mr. Jack Daniel, sitting on the veranda of his heavenly Southern mansion, sipping a mint julep and looking down on him, laughing as he says, in a hilarious Deep South drawl: "You had some o' MY shit boy? You ain't gon' come!" I laugh like an idiot every time I remember this.

As to the topic at hand. . . or mouth, as the case may be, the giver's technique is of course important. I've been with girls that thought that because they heard the tip of a man's member is the most sensitive part, that's all that needs to be given attention. The truth is that the foreskin extends a fair way down the shaft, and long strokes over all of it are usually called for, IMO. Just tickling the very head isn't enough for more than foreplay. And just moving the lips back & forth over the organ isn't the move, either. I had one girl go down on me with her tongue held way back, never touching me with it. There was almost no stimulation to speak of, and none of those encounters ever ended in a BJ induced climax. Which is a damned shock, since getting head is MY favorite sexual activity, and I usually have no problems getting off on one.

Could either of these things be the problem?

Yeah, I am familiar with the term whiskey dick but usually heavy drinking affects me as described above - Li'l Chavez is at full attention but after about 45 minutes of pounding away, I'm nowhere (though generally my partner doesn't mind that too much). I have also on rare occasion drunkenly worn the hat of the Three Pump Chump, to my shame.

Yeah that does sound pretty terrible. I feel for ya.

That blowjob worked great for me and I was just READING about it.

In as crude a way as it can be recapped?

Dude can't bust his nut while his lady friend is getting all sloppy on his meat flute. Wonders why? We all start talking about mustache rides for some reason.

Yeah, you know there's starving kids in Africa that are going to bed without having their cocks sucked tonight.

Have some compassion.

You just enjoy that shit while it lasts, and to use the worst possible metaphor, stop looking a gift horse in the mouth.

1) "5-10 minutes"? Sorry, but I pay rent down there. I LOVE being down there. Nail marks in the back of my head = the best feeling there is.

2) For some reason, I have amazing stamina. With my most recent ex-gf, I would go about 2 hours before my first orgasm (the clock starts when foreplay begins). I have no goddamn idea why that happens, but thats how it is. I can keep fucking and just stop myself from cumming. Its as if I have the control of a porn star but I lack the equipment of one.

My wife likes it when I get the business done; even if I feel like going on a little longer, she's like "nah." Must be an old, married-person thing.

I don't know if you are really still soliciting advice or not, Domingo, but when my wife goes down on me, I often times have to remind her to not focus on the head and first inch or so of the wang. For whatever reason, I am most sensitive there, to the point of it almost jarring me out of my reverie when she is focussing on that area. When she starts going for longer mouth strokes and hits that lower section, THAT is what does it for me. I'm sure doing that is more difficult for the ladies, but if they want it to be over, they will manage.

And put me down on the list of people that would rather go down on a girl than her go down on me. This proved to be really frustrating with my wife at first, because her previous husband had REALLY done some emotional damage to her after their first kid. He told her that after seeing their child born, he couldn't get that out of his head and he thought her vagina was disgusting after that. Needless to say, a complex developed, and we were having sex for almost 8 months before she would even let me venture downtown with my mouth, despite my constant assurances that I would not be turned off. We have been together 5 years now (married almost 3) and she is only just now completely comfortable letting me go down on her whenever I want.

Sometimes, this stuff takes time and work, but it is worth it.

My dad went through the same thing with my mom. He swears the first time they had sex after he got over it, mom's pregnant with my sister. Maybe it sounds childish, but it's part of why I fear being in the delivery room, I don't want to end up with that complex with someone I love.

Back on topic, Domingo, if you keep having trouble upload some clips from your escapades to Redtube so we can better offer tips.

The other thing, of course, is that the penis responds to sustained rhythms. If she really wants you to complete the act, switching up so much, when you're ready for it to b completed, is not the move. Stay with the strokes that work for a little while. Also, as has been mentioned earlier,part of it could be you. You may be a little uptight about the experience, for any of several reasons. Relaxing (and realizing, when the time is right, that "Hey! I'm getting blown, here!", and being OK w/ it - i.e., no guilt or worry asociated w/ this act) are key points to a successful oral receipt.

Nah, I'm the same way. Any longer than 15-20 minutes is highly frustrating. I had a guy who loved to stay down forever, so it was a constant feeling of coming close to coming and him pulling back. Or after a certain point, I just become desensitized. Either way, not fun.

I know, right? It's truly a fabulous day that this was revealed to us.

I'm not a fan of blood and gore, so I plan to just avoid looking under the gown if I'm ever in that situation.

Ya know, you could have tapped me on the head and told me right then and there instead of posting it on here

The girl I'm sexually involved with at the moment gives a great blowjob, and she loves to do it. Over the last week I've noticed how blue the sky is, birds chirping as I walk by, and just that the world is an overall beautiful place.

:: puts feet up and thanks God ::

AND there's singing woodland creatures!

Stop overanalyzing sex and turn it into a game. Make it fun, but challenge her. Bet her that she can't get you off more than you can get her off. Turn it into a fun little competition like that between the two of you and she'll be sucking that dick like the antidote's in it.

Call me.

I'm seriously wondering where you girls are getting guys who don't like to go down, or not as much as you like. I figured it was pretty much required; not so much that it's an obligation, but it's part of the deal. I made a point of learning about that shit long before I got to do it, so when I got a chance, I'd be good.

My desire to eat pussy largely depends upon the flavour. I imagine people are much the same way about cock.

Amen to that. I'll throw my hat into the ring as well and say that I also love going down on a woman. Several satisfied customers since 1991. I think the most important thing is to put her first. You do that, she'll take care of you.

Unless you're with an evil bitch like that anal whore I wrote about above.

That's because all jocks think about is sports and all nerds think about is sex.

Oh, no, not at all. It's not that I've been with guys who didn't like to go down on me, or didn't do it - just the opposite, I've never been with a guy who didn't do it. What I meant by that was that I didn't know that there were so many guys out there who really enjoyed it - that's excellent to know. Doing it as part of the "general process", that's one thing. But to really like it is fabulous.

I guess I'm coming off of my own experience, where I know alot of women who claim to hate fellatio. And we had a similar conversation around here not too long ago about women in general getting the "slut" tag if they actually enjoy sex. So I can never tell if women I talk to really don't enjoy giving head, or that they do and just put on the "Ewww! I'm far too ladylike!" act. Frankly, I enjoy it. I just didn't know that guys really liked performing oral on us too, and weren't just doing it for the sake of doing it.

A near-unanimous complaint that I hear from guy friends who confide in me is that their girlfriends make the puke-face when they get near a dick. It's a major downer for them (in more ways than one, I imagine) if a woman is just going through the motions in the sack. There's no shame in enjoying sex as a woman. If anything, we're SUPPOSED to. Guys aren't lucky enough to have a fun button with a sole purpose of sexual stimulation. Better enjoy that shit!

Your guy friends should stop dating 12 year olds.

But as a crossing guard, I don't get to meet many other women.

Seriously though, if the ladies of CHUD are making a list of cunning linguists then may I please not be overlooked? Tongue, hands, nose, assisted....whatever.

I could spend an entire evening down there with zero reciprocity and go to sleep a happy man just knowing the sounds of pleasure I am hearing are my doing.

I enjoy it so much I have been after several lesbian friends to allow me the chance to perform for them to further hone my technique. Damn if they aren't tough nuts to crack.