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post #1 of 54
7/17/08 at 11:18am
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http://originalalamo.blogspot.com/20...-t-shirts.html

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Is there anything more metal than "Dressed to Kill"? I don't think so.
New from Mondotees in our Heavy Metal Directors line of fine shirts!
We have Brian De Palma / Def Leppard, Yasujiro Ozu / Ozzy, and Martin Scorsese/ Scorpions! All three shirts are printed on American Apparel t-shirts and are ready to ship!

Bask in the glory of confused stares from the majority and knowing smirks from the film-nerd elite.
I want the Ozu one. The Fassbinder is a close second. So great.
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post #2 of 54
7/17/08 at 11:22am
The Bergman one is awesome.
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post #3 of 54
7/17/08 at 11:25am
I want this one badly.

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post #4 of 54
7/17/08 at 11:28am
These are great! I'm looking at Herzog and Scorsese.
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post #5 of 54
7/17/08 at 11:29am
If only they weren't 24 dollars. Those shirts are wicked, but I'd rather spend 24 dollars on some dvd's of those director's films.

My psychiatrist's two favorite things are Metallica and Fassbinder films, I shit you not. I can't wait to show her this.
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post #6 of 54
7/17/08 at 11:29am
I may seriously have to get the De Palma one.
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post #7 of 54
7/17/08 at 11:31am
Who's gonna be "that guy" and wear the Scorsese shirt on Shutter Island's opening night? LAME
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post #8 of 54
7/17/08 at 11:32am
Must....stop...urge...to..give....credit...card... number......


24 bucks is a little Concert T-Shirt/Hot Topicish for me but damn if I don't want that badass De Palma one.
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post #9 of 54
7/17/08 at 1:48pm
hilarious and awful at the same time.
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post #10 of 54
7/17/08 at 2:04pm
Herzog for me! And I also have to get this.
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post #11 of 54
7/17/08 at 2:18pm
I find myself with an extra $200 dollars in my pocket this month (hooray for not realizing that I accidentally made two student loan payments back in June), and the urge to purchase one of these shirts is suddenly overpowering. Damn you, Eyeball Kid, for posting this. Must...resist...
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post #12 of 54
7/17/08 at 2:21pm
I can only imagine what the David Lynch one would look like. And speaking of Lynch, you can buy his coffee over at Amazon.
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post #13 of 54
7/17/08 at 6:41pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
I can only imagine what the David Lynch one would look like. And speaking of Lynch, you can buy his coffee over at Amazon.

If I had to guess, Lynch's would have to be in Lynyrd Skynyrd's logo.
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post #14 of 54
7/17/08 at 6:43pm
That would be awesome. Blow some hipster minds with that one.
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post #15 of 54
7/17/08 at 6:45pm
Bought De Palma. Couldn't help it. Sent the link to a friend. He's buying the De Palma too. Now when we hang out we'll have to co-ordinate.
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post #16 of 54
7/17/08 at 6:51pm
I just got the Fassbinder and one of those Drafthouse posters. I went to load in the Ozu, but the site kept screwing up.
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post #17 of 54
7/17/08 at 8:05pm
Holy jeebus! This site is a treasure trove. I am totally going for the Frank Kozik Electra Glide In Blue poster.
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post #18 of 54
7/17/08 at 8:15pm
The shirts come from my store, Cinefile in LA. We created them and we sell them on consignment to the Alamo. Aerosmith/Almodovar is coming soon.

Glad you guys like them.

www.cinefilevideo.com
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post #19 of 54
7/17/08 at 8:20pm
Jesus, your store? Shit. Why didn't you say that earlier? Do you have the Stunt Rock shirt? The Death Records?
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post #20 of 54
7/17/08 at 8:28pm
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Originally Posted by Andre Dellamorte View Post
Jesus, your store? Shit. Why didn't you say that earlier? Do you have the Stunt Rock shirt? The Death Records?
We just make the metal director shirts. I don't know who makes the others.
And yeah, I should have pimped them here already. I'm lousy at self-promotion.

So if you guys want to get them straight from the source, its www.cinefilevideo.com

Also, feel free to make suggestions or requests.
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post #21 of 54
7/17/08 at 8:30pm
What I said about David Lynch earlier. Run with that shit. And see what you can do with Orson Wells while you're at it.
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post #22 of 54
7/17/08 at 8:32pm
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Originally Posted by Aquafresh View Post
We just make the metal director shirts. I don't know who makes the others.
And yeah, I should have pimped them here already. I'm lousy at self-promotion.

So if you guys want to get them straight from the source, its www.cinefilevideo.com

Also, feel free to make suggestions or requests.
Just as an FYI, your store rules. I've only been there twice, but I need to make a bigger habit of it since I'm right down the street.
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post #23 of 54
7/17/08 at 8:33pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
What I said about David Lynch earlier. Run with that shit. And see what you can do with Orson Wells while you're at it.
I'll run it up the flagpole and see who salutes.

I really want to figure one out with the Judas Priest font. Jodorowsky has been suggested.
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post #24 of 54
7/17/08 at 8:34pm
Why not Sergio Leone?
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post #25 of 54
7/17/08 at 8:44pm
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Just as an FYI, your store rules. I've only been there twice, but I need to make a bigger habit of it since I'm right down the street.
Thanks. We're pretty proud of it. Come by anytime, I'm the dude with the sideburns.
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post #26 of 54
7/17/08 at 8:47pm
How much sideburn we talking? We talkin trucker? 70s Newsman? or full on Elvis?
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post #27 of 54
7/17/08 at 8:50pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
Why not Sergio Leone?
Can't think up a decent rock font to go with his name. The font has to be something everyone recognizes. It's hard to explain, you just know when it hits you.
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post #28 of 54
7/17/08 at 8:51pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
How much sideburn we talking? We talkin trucker? 70s Newsman? or full on Elvis?
Summers I do more of an Elvis, winters full on mutton-chops.
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post #29 of 54
7/17/08 at 8:51pm
So we're saying a Chester A. Arthur then?

And why not use the Judas Priest font for Leone?
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post #30 of 54
7/17/08 at 9:22pm
You could use the WASP logo for Welles
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post #31 of 54
7/17/08 at 9:22pm
I'm trying to think what director would work best in Slayer font.

As for Sergio Leone, the only one I could think of is Pantera, that's mainly because of the whole Cowboys from Hell/western thing.
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post #32 of 54
7/17/08 at 9:27pm
I don't remember the WASP logo being very distinctive. Slayer definitely.
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post #33 of 54
7/17/08 at 9:55pm
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post #34 of 54
7/17/08 at 10:18pm
Aw HELL yeah....
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post #35 of 54
7/17/08 at 10:34pm
These are awesome. I'm racking my brain to think of some now.
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post #36 of 54
7/17/08 at 10:40pm
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Originally Posted by Chavez View Post
I love that they're also selling the pants that go with it.
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post #37 of 54
7/17/08 at 10:55pm


John Ford? David Lean? Please?



Joel N Ethan? No, nevermind that one.
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post #38 of 54
7/17/08 at 11:06pm
Slayer = Fincher?
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post #39 of 54
7/17/08 at 11:53pm
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Slayer = Fincher?
Actually I see Fincher as more Anthrax than Slayer.
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post #40 of 54
7/18/08 at 12:07am
We toyed with a Rattner/Ratt just 'cause it made us giggle. Too expensive for a joke. Though I'd wear one just to see the baffled look on peoples faces.
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post #41 of 54
7/18/08 at 2:40am
Here's another one; Takashi Miike and GWAR.
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post #42 of 54
7/18/08 at 6:28am
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Originally Posted by Trav McGee View Post
That could work as...

Hitch
cock

but still, It's not a band.
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post #43 of 54
7/18/08 at 12:47pm
Capra/Carcass

MAKE IT HAPPEN
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post #44 of 54
7/18/08 at 12:48pm
Wilder/Winger?
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post #45 of 54
7/21/08 at 12:04am
The Bela Tarr/Black Flag one? Holy shit.
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post #46 of 54
7/22/08 at 8:04am
Slayer and Anthrax's fonts are too similar. For the record, Fincher would be great in Slayer font and it would be the first thing I would buy off the internet.
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post #47 of 54
7/22/08 at 3:52pm
Give us some Italian directors. Fulci, Argento or D'Amato.
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post #48 of 54
7/24/08 at 8:49pm
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Originally Posted by Kovacs View Post
Slayer and Anthrax's fonts are too similar. For the record, Fincher would be great in Slayer font and it would be the first thing I would buy off the internet.
Aside from Slayer's logo being written into a giant pentagram. Perfect for Argento, even though that would work better for Anthrax.
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post #49 of 54
7/24/08 at 8:58pm
Holy crap! I might have to buy that Ingmar Bergman shirt.
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post #50 of 54
7/25/08 at 1:21pm
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Originally Posted by Chavez View Post
Aside from Slayer's logo being written into a giant pentagram. Perfect for Argento, even though that would work better for Anthrax.
Slayer also use their logo without the pentagram, and that shirt would look fucking sweet.
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