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post #151 of 177
7/23/08 at 1:44pm
And just like THAT, Banks wins the thread!

Sonic - awesome!
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post #152 of 177
7/23/08 at 1:52pm
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JBIMH:

:: insert Charles Foster Kane clapping gif ::
Here ya go:

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post #153 of 177
7/23/08 at 1:57pm
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Originally Posted by HarleyQuinn22 View Post
So, is Phil Collins or Huey Lewis playing over this?
John Williams
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post #154 of 177
7/23/08 at 2:09pm
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Originally Posted by Jonathan Banks is my hero View Post
Mom, do you like Heath Ledger? I've been a big fan ever since ...
Brilliant.
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post #155 of 177
7/23/08 at 2:11pm
Or better yet...

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post #156 of 177
7/23/08 at 4:59pm
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Oh, so Gary Oldman is out in the cold now? Now that you got yourself some Davies, you don't care that Oldman is home alone, crying in his pillow, over being rejected?
Pfffft, no dude, don't be silly. Threesome.
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post #157 of 177
7/23/08 at 5:03pm
Well now you're just being selfish.
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post #158 of 177
7/23/08 at 5:37pm
I'm not. You just hush up, you. Due to my awesome-yet-quirky taste in men, it's not like there are legions of other women clamoring for them. And it's also not like they're busy - Oldman's coming down off of TDK, Davies has chunks of time before S5 of LOST, and it's not as though either of them is busy co-starring in that upcoming Heath Ledger movie. Because, y'know.... that particular ship = sailed.
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post #159 of 177
7/23/08 at 5:41pm
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and it's not as though either of them is busy co-starring in that upcoming Heath Ledger movie. Because, y'know.... that particluar ship = sailed.
You win. But only because that comment is pure solid golid.
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post #160 of 177
7/23/08 at 5:44pm
I don't see the big deal really. I smack my Mom around all the time.

*shrugs*
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post #161 of 177
7/23/08 at 5:53pm
Sweet Jesus! I have seen glory and Banks has created it! My god it's full of stars!


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post #162 of 177
7/24/08 at 5:18am
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Pfffft, no dude, don't be silly. Threesome.
Make sure to check the toilet afterwards, since Oldman doesn't flush.
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post #163 of 177
7/24/08 at 5:24pm
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Thanks for quoting my blanket dismissal of the UK press (which I still stand by), Bees. I can't stand those rags. They're among the yellowest journalism the free world has to offer.
Revenge for NEWSIES?



EDIT: BREAKING NEWS! It was just discovered that Bale was actually on his way to assault his barrister, but somehow the addresses had been switched.
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post #164 of 177
7/24/08 at 6:27pm
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Originally Posted by DARKMITE8 View Post

EDIT: BREAKING NEWS! It was just discovered that Bale was actually on his way to assault his barrister, but somehow the addresses had been switched.
How do you know! We have no image of him appearing surprised or dialogue confirmation!
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post #165 of 177
7/24/08 at 6:34pm
Don't you realize the prosecutor in this case is dead? He's dead!
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post #166 of 177
7/24/08 at 6:56pm
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Don't you realize the prosecutor in this case is dead? He's dead!
Was there a funeral?
Do you have a death certificate?
Did they call his time of death?

Just because people's eyes are closed and they aren't breathing and Gordon...err, the cops aren't rushing to call for medical attention for the victim doesn't mean that they're dead.
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post #167 of 177
7/24/08 at 7:03pm
God bless this thread and each and every one of you.
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post #168 of 177
7/24/08 at 7:05pm
Christian Bale's mother? Consider the dread felt.
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post #169 of 177
7/24/08 at 9:14pm
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Don't you realize the prosecutor in this case is dead? He's dead!
Don't tell Bale! He might dance on his grave! Damn those Swing Kids!

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post #170 of 177
7/25/08 at 11:30am
Although he appears to be dancing in that picture, that's actually how he kicks girls.
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post #171 of 177
7/25/08 at 11:55am
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Make sure to check the toilet afterwards, since Oldman doesn't flush.
What, for a souvenir?

Apparently, Bale doesn't either. He's proud.
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post #172 of 177
7/25/08 at 12:38pm
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Although he appears to be dancing in that picture, that's actually how he kicks girls.
And he's more than happy to do it too.
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post #173 of 177
7/25/08 at 12:42pm
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What, for a souvenir?

Apparently, Bale doesn't either. He's proud.
That's nothing new. John Wayne had a clause in his contact that stated filming could not begin before he had a dump in the morning.
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post #174 of 177
7/25/08 at 2:41pm
That's because The Duke had a team of oracles that needed to read his All-American poo for signs and portents. Extra corn meant he risked having a bad shoot - this was proven true in the case of The Conqueror (1956).

If, however, he had a solid dump, and was able to clean up with only 1-2 wipes, this was taken as a blessing of the gods, as well as John Ford. Such dumps were made by Wayne prior to signing on for Hondo (1953) and The Searchers (1956).
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post #175 of 177
7/26/08 at 12:08am
I like that there's a guy in that picture quite happily trying to look up the girls dress.
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post #176 of 177
7/26/08 at 3:34am
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Originally Posted by Jonathan Banks is my hero View Post
Mom, do you like Heath Ledger? I've been a big fan ever since the release of 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU. Before that, I really didn't understand any of his work on ROAR. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on 10 THINGS where Ledger's presence became more apparent. I think THE PATRIOT was his undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding roles. Mom, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble acting of Gibson, Cooper and Karyo. You can practically hear every nuance of every syllable. Sharon, remove your dress. In terms of craftsmanship, the sheer emoting, THE PATRIOT hit a new peak of professionalism. Sharon, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the speech about the war. In this speech, Ledger addresses the problems of abusive political authority. It was the most moving speech of the 1770s, about sovereign monogamy and commitment. The speech is extremely uplifting. His acting is as positive and affirmative as anything I've seen from Australia. Mom, get down on your knees so Sharon can see your asshole. Ledger's career seems to be going more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially movies like THE ORDER and THE FOUR FEATHERS. Sharon, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Ledger works best within the confines of an ensemble, than as a leading man, and I stress the word leading. This is A KNIGHT'S TALE, a great, great movie, a personal favorite.
Sheer brilliance. It just makes me want to ROAR!
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post #177 of 177
7/26/08 at 11:29am
Did someone mention Hondo! That picture rocks! And the Christian Bale Toliet figurine is craptastic.
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