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post #51 of 177
7/22/08 at 1:29pm
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Originally Posted by Spook View Post
I think I found out who has been using Joker products!

Is this thing on? *feedback*
"Why so serious?"
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post #52 of 177
7/22/08 at 1:42pm
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Originally Posted by Big Jim Slade View Post
That's in the headline of the Sun article.

Thanks for quoting my blanket dismissal of the UK press (which I still stand by), Bees. I can't stand those rags. They're among the yellowest journalism the free world has to offer.
I'm truly ashamed of my country's journalism. To make matters worse, the BBC are worse than anything Murdoch-owned. At least it's blatant with the crap the Daily Mail spills out, usually in a bold font. The BBC's left-wing stuff is fucking disastrous.
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post #53 of 177
7/22/08 at 1:44pm
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Originally Posted by LisaNY View Post
Ha! TOLD you my imaginary husband was awesome.
whoa, whoa...you and I are going to have some words the likes of which you and Eileen and the Bay City Rollers have only ever dreamed of!
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post #54 of 177
7/22/08 at 1:49pm
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Originally Posted by Bees?! View Post
I'm truly ashamed of my country's journalism. To make matters worse, the BBC are worse than anything Murdoch-owned. At least it's blatant with the crap the Daily Mail spills out, usually in a bold font. The BBC's left-wing stuff is fucking disastrous.
Even the bloody Independent (which used to be quite good) has started making stuff up.

Seriously the only use British Newspapers have is figuring out who you want to steer clear of.

And I had to read about six of the things a day when I was training to be a Journalist myself.
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post #55 of 177
7/22/08 at 1:51pm
Now, Doc, you know Lisa's not one to tie herself down to just one individual. Her love must be allowed to run, and run free. It's the hippy in her. She's always been like this...

...even before Heath Ledger died.
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post #56 of 177
7/22/08 at 1:54pm
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Originally Posted by Big Jim Slade View Post
"Why so serious?"
And where is Bale right now? At home WASHIN HIS TIGHTS?!
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post #57 of 177
7/22/08 at 1:57pm
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Originally Posted by Timothy225 View Post
Now, Doc, you know Lisa's not one to tie herself down to just one individual. Her love must be allowed to run, and run free. It's the hippy in her. She's always been like this...

...even before Heath Ledger died.
See, now that I've been allowed to have my rant about the non-stop Heath-corpse-fucking (not my phrase, it was in another thread...), I can laugh about it!

(And Doc, I'm not sure what you mean by that, but if you try to steal Oldman from me, I WILL fight you for him!)
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post #58 of 177
7/22/08 at 2:14pm
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Originally Posted by Spike Marshall View Post
Even the bloody Independent (which used to be quite good) has started making stuff up.

Seriously the only use British Newspapers have is figuring out who you want to steer clear of.

And I had to read about six of the things a day when I was training to be a Journalist myself.
I've had to amass a tab in firefox about 20 sites long just to "average" the news out now. From the Sun's "Man kills hooker with fork!" to the BBC's "Working girl dies in catering accident".

I feel smarter on days when I just don't read any of them. It's like clearing my head of the garbage.
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post #59 of 177
7/22/08 at 2:17pm
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Originally Posted by LisaNY View Post
(And Doc, I'm not sure what you mean by that, but if you try to steal Oldman from me, I WILL fight you for him!)
I don't know anyone wanting to steal Oldman (except you - there has to be at least one, I suppose).

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post #60 of 177
7/22/08 at 2:19pm
So mean!
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post #61 of 177
7/22/08 at 2:23pm
I can't help it. Even his name is unappealing (to me). Old Man. Who wants to do the wild thing with an old man (besides LisaNY)?


For the record, I'm just giving you a hard time. We all have our crushes. Maybe one day I'll clue you on mine.
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post #62 of 177
7/22/08 at 2:23pm
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Originally Posted by HBarr View Post
I don't know anyone wanting to steal Oldman (except you - there has to be at least one, I suppose).
Well, there was Uma Thurman...
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post #63 of 177
7/22/08 at 2:42pm
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Originally Posted by HBarr View Post
For the record, I'm just giving you a hard time. We all have our crushes. Maybe one day I'll clue you on mine.
TELL MEEEEEE!!!
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post #64 of 177
7/22/08 at 2:46pm
Heh all this Oldman talk reminds me of the time a friend of mine went trick or treating in the Hollywood Hills and ended up knocking on his door. He did in fact answer it.
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post #65 of 177
7/22/08 at 2:56pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
Heh all this Oldman talk reminds me of the time a friend of mine went trick or treating in the Hollywood Hills and ended up knocking on his door. He did in fact answer it.
Details!
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post #66 of 177
7/22/08 at 2:59pm
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Originally Posted by LisaNY View Post
TELL MEEEEEE!!!
Ok. I'll give you a clue. The actor who is the subject of this thread? His new role was previously played by an actor that is currently a crush of mine. Ha!
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post #67 of 177
7/22/08 at 3:03pm
Furlong?
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post #68 of 177
7/22/08 at 3:06pm
Thread Starter 
Stahl?
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post #69 of 177
7/22/08 at 3:06pm
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Originally Posted by Tati View Post
Furlong?
Evil Tati. Evil. After Furlong but before Bale.

HQ with the win. Stahl it is!
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post #70 of 177
7/22/08 at 3:10pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
Heh all this Oldman talk reminds me of the time a friend of mine went trick or treating in the Hollywood Hills and ended up knocking on his door. He did in fact answer it.
TELLL MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!: The Sequel.

Aaaahh... Stahl, I see...

UPDATE: Christian Bale claims his innocence. In the words of Ricky Ricardo, when Lucy accidentally gets 'em tossed into the clink, "Yo soy innocento!"

http://www.people.com/people/article...ss-fullcontent
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post #71 of 177
7/22/08 at 3:12pm
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Originally Posted by HBarr View Post
Evil Tati. Evil. After Furlong but before Bale.

HQ with the win. Stahl it is!
It was easy, but Furlong was way funnier.
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post #72 of 177
7/22/08 at 3:16pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
And where is Bale right now? At home WASHIN HIS TIGHTS?!
Maybe Bale's sister and mom needed an enema!

I can keep doing this all day.
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post #73 of 177
7/22/08 at 3:18pm
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Originally Posted by Tati View Post
It was easy, but Furlong was way funnier.
Says Tati, whilst I attempt to wash images of a "sexy" Furlong out of my eyes. Think happy thoughts. Stahl. Stahl. Stahl. Stahl.
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post #74 of 177
7/22/08 at 3:22pm
So he beat up his mother and sister. Big deal. Don't they know who he is?















He's the goddamn Batman.
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post #75 of 177
7/22/08 at 3:23pm
Easy Money.
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post #76 of 177
7/22/08 at 3:43pm
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Originally Posted by Spook View Post
Maybe Bale's sister and mom needed an enema!

I can keep doing this all day.
Especially if he said "Ya wanna get nuts? LET'S GET NUTS!" to them.

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Originally Posted by LisaNY View Post
TELLL MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!: The Sequel.

Well nothing really strange happened. My friend knocked on his door, he answered and recognized him. According to my friend, all Oldman did was say "Yeah" repeadly and then shut the door.

To test whether or not it was a fluke. He did again the following year and sure enough he answered the door.

Although the idea of Hbarr having a crush on Edward Furlong is hilarious.
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post #77 of 177
7/22/08 at 3:57pm


You know you want a piece.
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post #78 of 177
7/22/08 at 4:00pm
Dear god, the man's head looks like it's in the middle of an implosion. Or he had the sourest sour ball known to man.
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post #79 of 177
7/22/08 at 4:07pm
The question is what the fuck was he doing at at "Tomorrow Never Dies" event?
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post #80 of 177
7/22/08 at 4:13pm
If someone dragged me to the premiere to "Die Another Die", I would've had to be high as hell in public too.
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post #81 of 177
7/22/08 at 4:13pm
Must be one of those Premier cigarettes that James Garner talked about in Barbarians at the Gates.

'Course, he's no Heath... (smacked upside the head by Lisa).
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post #82 of 177
7/22/08 at 4:15pm
Funny you mention that Tim, I've been meaning to check out Barbarians at the Gate. In the meantime, maybe it was some kind of cross promotion with Pecker at the time.
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post #83 of 177
7/22/08 at 4:53pm
Somewhere, Devin Faraci is celebrating.

Or perhaps this is STILL part of a parallel viral marketing. You know, the one that started with those rumors about Ledger dying...
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post #84 of 177
7/22/08 at 5:02pm
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Originally Posted by Timothy225 View Post
'Course, he's no Heath... (smacked upside the head by Lisa).
Tim, post the Heath PM you sent me! That was hilarious, honest to god, I was in tears at my desk.
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post #85 of 177
7/22/08 at 5:06pm
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Originally Posted by LisaNY View Post
Tim, post the Heath PM you sent me! That was hilarious, honest to god, I was in tears at my desk.
Ack! I was cleaning out my e-mails earlier and deleted it! Feel free to post it, otherwise I can wing it.
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post #86 of 177
7/22/08 at 5:18pm
Mum: "Christian darling, why do these Batman films seem to confuse everyone in the third act?"

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post #87 of 177
7/22/08 at 5:20pm
"Heath Ledger could not be reached for comment"
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post #88 of 177
7/22/08 at 5:52pm
Heath Ledger died?
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post #89 of 177
7/22/08 at 5:53pm
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Originally Posted by Timothy225 View Post
Ack! I was cleaning out my e-mails earlier and deleted it! Feel free to post it, otherwise I can wing it.
Rich, Heath-y goodness from Tim to me:
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Have you accepted Heath Ledger into your life? May I walk wih you and tell you about his possible Academy Award nomination? Would you like this pamphlet explaining the awesomeness that is Heath Ledger? Did you ever notice that rising gas prices during peak driving seasons such as this summer not only tend to rise above normal levels due to speculation in the markets, and not, as you would assume, by increased demand from motorists, but also from the misery most consumers are experienceing now that Heath Ledger is no longer with us?

Probably explains why Christian Bale got all up in his moms and sister's shit. Dude was lashing out at the lack of all things Heath Ledger.
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post #90 of 177
7/22/08 at 6:20pm
Its all that fucking brooding the motherfucker does.
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post #91 of 177
7/22/08 at 6:29pm
Which one was Heath Ledger in THE BAT-MAN? Was he the double-faced guy?
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post #92 of 177
7/22/08 at 6:37pm
If anyone sees Tim with a short sleeve dress shirt and a tie riding a bicycle. Then you know he's gone full bore on this. Mind you if there was ever anyone to be deify I'd rather have it be Ledger than David Blaine.
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post #93 of 177
7/22/08 at 6:45pm
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Originally Posted by Barkatthemoon View Post
Mum: "Christian darling, why do these Batman films seem to confuse everyone in the third act?"



(green Box)

This is becoming my favorite thread ever.
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post #94 of 177
7/22/08 at 6:48pm


"Mom, don't just stare at it... EAT it."
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post #95 of 177
7/22/08 at 6:59pm
Big Jim...what am I looking at in that picture?
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post #96 of 177
7/22/08 at 7:14pm
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Originally Posted by Doc Happenin View Post
Big Jim...what am I looking at in that picture?
All your base belong to me??
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post #97 of 177
7/22/08 at 7:19pm
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Originally Posted by Radb707 View Post
All your base belong to me??
phew, for a minute I thought it was Heath Ledger.
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post #98 of 177
7/22/08 at 7:42pm
"This just in... aparently the Batman role had so much of an impact on Christian Bale that tonight he slugged his own mother and sister.

After the arrest, Bale's Mother commented to the press, 'Method acting is such a big thing in Hollywood. It could be worse... he could be DEAD!'"
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post #99 of 177
7/22/08 at 7:43pm
As someone said some other place around here, you can take the boy out of Wales...and yet the sheep-shagging, misogynistic, dickhead gene always wins through. Bad Luck Christian.

From his witness statement:

"My anger outweighs my guilt."
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post #100 of 177
7/22/08 at 7:47pm
On a much more serious note:

http://www.nationalpost.com/news/story.html?id=672044

"Christian Bale attended a London police station today, on a voluntary basis, in order to assist with an allegation that had been made against him to the police by his mother and sister," Allen said in a statement.

"Mr. Bale, who denies the allegation, cooperated throughout, gave his account in full of the events in question, and has left the station without any charge being made against him by the police."

She confirmed separately that the allegation was of assault.

When asked if Bale had been arrested and released on bail, a police spokeswoman said: "A 34-year-old man has been bailed to return to a police station on a date in September."
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