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Judge says enough with stupid names!

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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080724/...re_names]Yahoo

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WELLINGTON, New Zealand - A family court judge in New Zealand has had enough with parents giving their children bizarre names here, and did something about it.

Just ask Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii. He had her renamed.

Judge Rob Murfitt made the 9-year-old girl a ward of the court so that her name could be changed, he said in a ruling made public Thursday. The girl was involved in a custody battle, he said.

The new name was not made public to protect the girl's privacy.

"The court is profoundly concerned about the very poor judgment which this child's parents have shown in choosing this name," he wrote. "It makes a fool of the child and sets her up with a social disability and handicap, unnecessarily."

The girl had been so embarrassed at the name that she had never told her closest friends what it was. She told people to call her "K" instead, the girl's lawyer, Colleen MacLeod, told the court.

In his ruling, Murfitt cited a list of the unfortunate names.

Registration officials blocked some names, including Fish and Chips, Yeah Detroit, Keenan Got Lucy and Sex Fruit, he said. But others were allowed, including Number 16 Bus Shelter "and tragically, Violence," he said.

New Zealand law does not allow names that would cause offense to a reasonable person, among other conditions, said Brian Clarke, the registrar general of Births, Deaths and Marriages.

Clarke said officials usually talked to parents who proposed unusual names to convince them about the potential for embarrassment.
I'm torn on this. I'm a fan of government staying out of people's personal business, but if you name your kid Number 16 Bus Shelter, there's more than reasonable doubt that you are not of sane mind.

If only this judge was in Hollyweird. I think Audio Science, Moxie Crimefighter, Diva Thin Muffin and Jermajesty would certainly agree.
post #2 of 36
At least Sex Fruit is classier than Loin Candy, which is unfortunately what my parents decided to name me.
post #3 of 36
Don't forget Pilot Inspektor
post #4 of 36
I support this decision. Especially because the kid wanted it. Who would go against this? Lousy goddamn hippie parents.
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Originally Posted by Minsky View Post
At least Sex Fruit is classier than Loin Candy, which is unfortunately what my parents decided to name me.
Is your father a sinful priest?!?
post #6 of 36
With a helluva sense of humor.
post #7 of 36
Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii? Christ, how much weed and other mind altering drugs did the girl's parents take back in the 60s?
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Originally Posted by Doc Happenin View Post
Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii? Christ, how much weed and other mind altering drugs did the girl's parents take back in the 60s?

Hmmm..she's only 9.

Clearly it was a case of "Party like it's 1999"
post #9 of 36
Great Ruling. You know how children with nicknames end up. They called him, Mr Glass.
post #10 of 36
On a sad side note my first and middle intial are BJ, and my parents decided to nickname me that up until 5 or 6th grade when everybody figured out exactly what that stood for
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You have to admit though that Violence is a very very kickass name. I was I was named like that.
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Originally Posted by stelios View Post
You have to admit though that Violence is a very very kickass name. I was I was named like that.

Depends on what your last name is. Violence Jones might get you your own grindhouse flick. Violence Sweetwater, not so much. Regardless, your dating prospects might be hit or miss.
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I don't know War and Peace seemed to attract a decent amount of attention in Sky High
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Reminds me of the SNL skit with Nic Cage...

'Got a package here for Asswipe Jones.'
'No, that's pronounced Ozz-weepay.'
post #15 of 36
I believe his name was Warren Peace. But then again, you probably already know that and I'm just making myself out to be an ass.

Yay!
post #16 of 36
Probably right, I only paid minimal attention while watching that movie with the wife.

She was wearing a wife beater, and it was cold in the house at the time
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Originally Posted by hessbri View Post
Probably right, I only paid minimal attention while watching that movie with the wife.

She was wearing a wife beater, and it was cold in the house at the time
BJ?
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Originally Posted by InTheShadows View Post
BJ?
Blow Job dude..
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Yes, yes I know. I was inferring thats what your wife was giving you while you were watching said film.
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LMAO! Nice, unfortunately not
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Sky High would have made my Top 10 instantly though if that had occured
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Sky High is a solid film in its own right and does not need any woman in a wife beater with the temperature cold to enjoy immensely.

And yes, Violence is a pretty cool name.
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LOL!

Fleed

So Hessbri, that means you would she would have been blown....sky high?!

/Fleed
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Originally Posted by InTheShadows View Post
BJ?
Awesome
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Originally Posted by Doc Happenin View Post
Sky High is a solid film in its own right and does not need any woman in a wife beater with the temperature cold to enjoy immensely.

Hmmm...I might actually have to watch again an pay attention then
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InTheShadows, I find your imitation of my jokes...flattering.
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Parents who give their kids nutty names are the worst. It's a topic I often bring up with my older brothers Nina and Pinta.
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Parents who give their kids nutty names are the worst. It's a topic I often bring up with my older brothers Nina and Pinta.

I'm sorry to hear that Santa M. Is your dad's name Chris by any chance.
post #29 of 36
I thought Molt's name was Chris?
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InTheShadows, I find your imitation of my jokes...flattering.
Anytime, Fleed....Anytime.
post #31 of 36
MST3K pretty much has a lock on great names for kids. Oh, would that I had the name Flint Ironstag or Dirk Hardpec.
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With a name like Dirk Hardpec. Your career has already been selected for you. That being gay porn.
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080724/...re_names]Yahoo



I'm torn on this. I'm a fan of government staying out of people's personal business, but if you name your kid Number 16 Bus Shelter, there's more than reasonable doubt that you are not of sane mind.

If only this judge was in Hollyweird. I think Audio Science, Moxie Crimefighter, Diva Thin Muffin and Jermajesty would certainly agree.
I'm totally with you on this. Of course, the lawyer in me immediately thinks of the slippery slope argument; if we allow this, where does it stop? Who is the final arbiter of whether or not a name is too stupid? Are Rumer, Scout and Tallulah too stupid? How about Apple? Moon Unit or Dweezil? Personally, I'd say yes, but who am I? Is some old white guy's sensibility to be the be all end all of what a young mother from Newark or some yuppie from the Burbs names her kids?
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Moon Unit or Dweezil?
Those names aren't bad compared to their sister, Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen Zappa! Seriously, WTF?!
post #35 of 36
Look I respect Zappa and all. But what the fuck was he thinking?
post #36 of 36
Talula does the Hula, from Hawaii. If she's a 21 year old organ donor I think we've got a Superbad sequel.
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