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Sienna Miller is not bushy enough

post #1 of 35
7/24/08 at 4:35pm
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Apparently some lucky guy gets to CGI muff on Sienna on her latest movie. She's got a landing strip which her character, a 60's hippie, would not have. How's that for a job?
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post #2 of 35
7/24/08 at 4:40pm
I would love to hear the dinner conversation from one of those guys.
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post #3 of 35
7/24/08 at 4:44pm
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...The only slight problem being that she's very much a girl of the Noughties...
So which retards idea was it to call this decade the Noughties? We need a new war I guess.

And from an economic point of view, wouldn´t it be cheaper to "bush her up" with fake hair rather than CGI it?
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post #4 of 35
7/24/08 at 4:58pm
They expect us to fork over money to see Sienna Miller nude? No, thanks. That's why we have the internet.
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post #5 of 35
7/24/08 at 5:11pm
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Originally Posted by Doc Happenin View Post
I would love to hear the dinner conversation from one of those guys.
"Jeez, what a day."
"What's wrong, honey?"
"Ah, the team's been trying to CGI some extra muff hair onto Sienna Miller's landing strip, but damn it, no matter what we do, the system keeps fucking up the hair curls. We thought... WE THOUGHT we licked the pube problem by using a radius of 12 degrees per strand, but it's the direction of the curl... that's... Aw, great. You made meatloaf again?"
"It's your favorite."
"Not for two days in a row, it isn't."
"Oh, fuck you. Why don't you ask Sienna Miller and her CGI bush to make you dinner, then?!"
"Well, MAYBE I WILL!!!!"
"I swear, you've been such an asshole since Heath Ledger died!!!" (door slam)
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post #6 of 35
7/24/08 at 5:17pm
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LOL. I'm totally going to use the Heath Ledger excuse for why my work didn't get done today.
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post #7 of 35
7/24/08 at 5:18pm
This...
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Originally Posted by Timothy225 View Post
"Jeez, what a day."
"What's wrong, honey?"
"Ah, the team's been trying to CGI some extra muff hair onto Sienna Miller's landing strip, but damn it, no matter what we do, the system keeps fucking up the hair curls. We thought... WE THOUGHT we licked the pube problem by using a radius of 12 degrees per strand, but it's the direction of the curl... that's... Aw, great. You made meatloaf again?"
"It's your favorite."
"Not for two days in a row, it isn't."
"Oh, fuck you. Why don't you ask Sienna Miller and her CGI bush to make you dinner, then?!"
"Well, MAYBE I WILL!!!!"
"I swear, you've been such an asshole since Heath Ledger died!!!" (door slam)
...priceless. The Heath Ledger crack at the end really, really catapults this one to upper echelon awesomeness.
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post #8 of 35
7/24/08 at 5:24pm
Thanks, folks.

I'm just amazed they're going the CGI route for this. What, they don't make fake hair anymore? The make-up department can't make a crotch wig for her? Shit, I'll gladly donate some arm or leg hair if it'll help, and I'll guarantee it'll be cheaper than ILM crunching code for a couple of days on virtual vag hair. That, or couldn't someone have asked Sienna "Look we're doing a period piece here, so don't shave yo' thang for a few days, 'k?"
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post #9 of 35
7/24/08 at 5:42pm
Maybe it's in her contract that she won't grow it out.
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post #10 of 35
7/24/08 at 5:54pm
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I'm pretty sure no one thought of this pre-filming. In post-production someone notices the gaffe and money is wasted on this nonsense.
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post #11 of 35
7/24/08 at 5:57pm
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Originally Posted by Jan View Post
So which retards idea was it to call this decade the Noughties? We need a new war I guess.

And from an economic point of view, wouldn´t it be cheaper to "bush her up" with fake hair rather than CGI it?
Somone call in the stunt pube. STUNT PUBE!
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post #12 of 35
7/25/08 at 2:54am
I wish women would stop making their beavers look like John Travolta in "Swordfish."
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post #13 of 35
7/25/08 at 3:30am
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Originally Posted by Brad_Lohan View Post
I wish women would stop making their beavers look like John Travolta in "Swordfish."
And thus, the "landing strip" was rechristened the "Travolta".

Ladies, please for the love of God, knock it off. End this senseless war on pubic hair now, by just refusing to participate. It's a beautiful sign of your sexual maturity. Don't discard it so thoughtlessly. Don't turn your beautiful bushes into hideous Travoltas. You know the old dirty joke, "grass on the field... play ball"? There's no grass on the fucking field. That's barely enough turf for one hole of mini-golf.
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post #14 of 35
7/25/08 at 3:41am
Hey now, let's not go all the way to the other side.
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post #15 of 35
7/25/08 at 3:52am
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Originally Posted by Timothy225 View Post
"Jeez, what a day."
"What's wrong, honey?"
"Ah, the team's been trying to CGI some extra muff hair onto Sienna Miller's landing strip, but damn it, no matter what we do, the system keeps fucking up the hair curls. We thought... WE THOUGHT we licked the pube problem by using a radius of 12 degrees per strand, but it's the direction of the curl... that's... Aw, great. You made meatloaf again?"
"It's your favorite."
"Not for two days in a row, it isn't."
"Oh, fuck you. Why don't you ask Sienna Miller and her CGI bush to make you dinner, then?!"
"Well, MAYBE I WILL!!!!"
"I swear, you've been such an asshole since Heath Ledger died!!!" (door slam)
You are like a gift that just keeps on giving sir....



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post #16 of 35
7/25/08 at 4:22am
Someone should make the digital equivalent to this:

http://www.onlyhairloss.com/glh/

They'd make a fucking fortune.
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post #17 of 35
7/25/08 at 4:38am
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Originally Posted by stelios View Post
Hey now, let's not go all the way to the other side.
I'm not advocating total pubic anarchy. Some women couldn't rock that. Not every woman is Cecilia Chung. Some of them are Amy Winehouse.
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post #18 of 35
7/26/08 at 11:18am
I find this thread hilarious.
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post #19 of 35
7/26/08 at 12:17pm
Timothy wins the thread and gets a nomination for post of '08.
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post #20 of 35
7/26/08 at 12:23pm
Indeed.
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post #21 of 35
7/26/08 at 1:58pm
That pushed me over the edge from "okay, the 'Heath Ledger died' thing's kinda dumb" to "TOTALLY AMAZING."
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post #22 of 35
7/26/08 at 2:19pm
It was almost worth him dying just to get that post.
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post #23 of 35
7/26/08 at 2:19pm
I wonder if the "period accurate bush" thing is the real issue. That's a lotta labia on display.
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post #24 of 35
7/26/08 at 2:23pm
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Originally Posted by Phil View Post
I wonder if the "period accurate bush" thing is the real issue. That's a lotta labia on display.
If anything, this thread reminded me that I need to vacuum the curtains. So there's that.
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post #25 of 35
7/26/08 at 3:36pm
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
I'm pretty sure no one thought of this pre-filming. In post-production someone notices the gaffe and money is wasted on this nonsense.
Or it's just some director who has no idea what actually does into making digital bush look real and couldn't be bothered to wait for the make-up and hair department to put something together.

"We'll handle it in post!!!"
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post #26 of 35
7/26/08 at 3:49pm
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Originally Posted by Phil View Post
"period accurate bush"
Yuck.
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post #27 of 35
7/26/08 at 3:59pm
All honesty? I'd bet 99.9% of the audience isn't going to care whether Sienna's cooter is historically accurate. For the scant moments it appears on the screen, the majority thought pattern will probably be: "Holy shit! I just saw Sienna Miller's beaver!"
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post #28 of 35
7/26/08 at 5:08pm
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Originally Posted by mcnooj82 View Post
Or it's just some director who has no idea what actually does into making digital bush look real and couldn't be bothered to wait for the make-up and hair department to put something together.

"We'll handle it in post!!!"
We have a winner.
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post #29 of 35
8/5/08 at 3:55am
I think Sienna has the right amount of bush, unlike Vanessa from HSM who has too much.
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post #30 of 35
8/5/08 at 7:25pm
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post #31 of 35
8/5/08 at 7:42pm
Chick just doesn't do anything for me. I actually find her rather plain.

That said, I can't totally rip a chick who's this extraordinarily loose.
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post #32 of 35
8/5/08 at 8:44pm
And who's not smart enough to lay on towel when faced with sunning herself on a pile of loose rocks.
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post #33 of 35
8/5/08 at 8:49pm
Easy, Lisa... this is show business. A world where streets are always wet, men can outrun bullets, and women can lay on gravel comfortably.
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post #34 of 35
8/5/08 at 8:51pm
I think I can even spot a grimace on what little of her face I can see. That can't be comfortable! Y'know - unless they're marshmallow rocks. In which case I stand corrected.
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post #35 of 35
8/5/08 at 8:59pm
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Originally Posted by LisaNY View Post
And who's not smart enough to lay on towel when faced with sunning herself on a pile of loose rocks.
I think she's exfoliating. Or she's so EXTREME that she needs no towel to tan.
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