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post #51 of 78
3/18/09 at 4:32pm
i want to play on those elastic beds on the garden!
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post #52 of 78
3/18/09 at 4:32pm
You have huge fucking hands. I feel bad for your woman.
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post #53 of 78
3/18/09 at 8:54pm
This is like something you'd see on Tim and Eric, only actually funny.
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post #54 of 78
3/18/09 at 9:16pm
"Summer's going to be shit."

I'm fuckin' dying over here. Well done, Patrick!
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post #55 of 78
3/18/09 at 10:50pm
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Originally Posted by Tati View Post
i want to play on those elastic beds on the garden!
...does that mean you want to jump on my trampoline..?

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You have huge fucking hands. I feel bad for your woman.
If anything, they are a bonus.
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post #56 of 78
3/18/09 at 11:04pm
You're not hearing me.
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post #57 of 78
3/18/09 at 11:47pm
Great stuff. Even funnier than the first. Epic. A masterpiece. If you only watch one Vlog this week, make it this one. etc..
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post #58 of 78
3/19/09 at 12:15am
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Next one will be better, I promise.
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post #59 of 78
3/19/09 at 12:16am
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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll View Post
Next one will be better, I promise.
break out Ripollina and make it work.
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post #60 of 78
3/19/09 at 4:07am
It's like Shoot the Moon meets Cloverfield.
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post #61 of 78
3/25/09 at 4:59pm
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Patrick Ripoll's CHUD.com VLOG #3: "Where The Wild Things Are Trailer"
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post #62 of 78
3/25/09 at 5:00pm
Man, you're quick..... oh.



heh
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post #63 of 78
3/25/09 at 7:41pm
TEASE!!!
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post #64 of 78
9/1/10 at 8:04pm
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I've invented a new game I like to call "What The Fuck Is This Song About?".

Entry number #1: Leonard Cohen's "Don't Go Home With Your Hard-On"

Quote:
I was born in a beauty salon
My father was a dresser of hair
My mother was a girl you could call on
When you called she was always there
When you called she was always there
When you called she was always there
When you called she was always there
When you called she was always there

Ah but don't go home with your hard-on
It will only drive you insane
You can't shake it (or break it) with your Motown
You can't melt it down in the rain

You can't melt it down in the rain
You can't melt it down in the rain
You can't melt it down in the rain

I've looked behind all of the faces
That smile you down to you knees
And the lips that say, Come on, taste us
And when you try to they make you say Please

When you try to they make you say Please
When you try to they make you say Please
When you try to they make you say Please
When you try to they make you say Please

Ah but don't go home with your hard-on ...

Here come's your bride with her veil on
Approach her, you wretch, if you dare
Approach her, you ape with your tail on
Once you have her she'll always be there

Once you have her she'll always be there
Once you have her she'll always be there
Once you have her she'll always be there
Once you have her she'll always be there

Ah but don't go home with your hard-on ...

So I work in that same beauty salon
I'm chained to the old masquerade
The lipstick, the shadow, the silicone
I follow my father's trade

I follow my father's trade
Yes I follow my father's trade
Yes I follow my father's trade
Yes I follow my father's trade

Ah but don't go home with your hard-on
It will only drive you insane
You can't shake it (or break it) with your Motown
You can't melt it down in the rain
You can't melt it down in the rain
You can't melt it down in the rain
You can't melt it down in the rain
You can't melt it down in the rain
You can't melt it down in the rain
You can't melt it down in the rain
You can't melt it down in the rain
You can't melt it down in the rain

Listen to it here.

So, what do you think this song is about?
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post #65 of 78
9/8/10 at 3:12am
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A New Weezer Album Is Upon Us

Let go of your rock star. Let him go.
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post #66 of 78
9/10/10 at 1:13am
Jeez Patrick.

When I was in middle school I tried hard to be all tough and gangster. I listened to stuff like Puff Daddy's "Come With Me" from the Godzilla soundtrack, thinking I was badass. I was a dork.
About a decade later, I'm still incredibly embarrassed about it.

Kudos for being able to post that video.
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post #67 of 78
9/10/10 at 1:16am
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Thinking you're tough and gangster because you listen to a Puff Daddy song on the Godzilla soundtrack is such a wonderful detail. Thank YOU for being able share that with me.

Honestly, I was looking through my old YouTube videos I posted, found that one, thought it was too funny and retarded to keep to myself, and came up with the post for the sole reason of being able to put that in there at the end.
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post #68 of 78
9/11/10 at 1:30am
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... came up with the post for the sole reason of being able to put that in there at the end.
I gotta be straight with you dude, it shows. You don't even attempt to segue coherently between the new Weezer album thing and the Jack White wannabe thing. On the other hand it doesn't matter because the performance in that video is fucking awesome. It was totally worth it. I even got a chill up my spine when they started singing along with you. I grinned my mug off the whole time.

So what if you weren't Young Jack White. You still owned the stage. For those 5 or 6 minutes that night you commanded yourself in front of an audience. The imperfections don't matter because you projected the right kind of rebel teenage fearlessness. Ugly and obnoxious? Maybe, but you're up on stage, not swearing at old ladies in the street or changing lanes in front of me without indicating. Entertaining? Fuckin' oath. The world needs more kids like you.

And your hashed together trojan horse of a post was fun anyway, so it's win-win.

(Fun fact - I've been on here with you for coming up on four years and until last month I always read your last name as Ripoli. There's nothing wrong with my monitor or my eyes so I'll just put it down to my rampant idiocy.)
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post #69 of 78
9/11/10 at 1:52am
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Thanks!
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post #70 of 78
9/11/10 at 1:55am
Bucho puts it very well. You owned the stage.

I am loving this video. Patrick Ripoll doing Jack White doing Leadbelly. The boll weevil is us, indeed. The boll weevil is us.
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post #71 of 78
9/11/10 at 2:44am
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I'm sure I find it embarrassing because, in addition to the awkward "message", I'm not really a fan of The White Stripes (or Jack White's haughty posturing) anymore.
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post #72 of 78
9/11/10 at 3:00am
You know the link to the blog post redirects to this page.
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post #73 of 78
9/11/10 at 3:07am
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You know the link to the blog post redirects to this page.
I didn't. FIXED.
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post #74 of 78
9/11/10 at 5:17am
That was the bravest thing I have ever seen. Thank you for sharing.

There are two types of people; People like you and people who aren't quite brave enough to stand up and do what they want to do. I play guitar (sort of) and was invited to play a gig but last minute stage fright kept me at the bar, I regret it. I propose that you should NEVER let go of that young rockstar, I admire him too damn much.
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post #75 of 78
9/11/10 at 10:14am
Not sure why, but Patrick rocking his own hat off slays me. Wonderful.
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post #76 of 78
9/11/10 at 11:41am
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Originally Posted by BubWilliams View Post
You know the link to the blog post redirects to this page.
So that's why I couldn't figure out what everyone was talking about last night. I'm at work right now, so I can't watch, but I will definately watch it when I get home. Sounds fun.
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post #77 of 78
9/11/10 at 8:53pm
Boll weevil's are us! Pretty damn cool Patrick.
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post #78 of 78
1/20/11 at 2:46pm
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http://www.chud.com/31939/taking-of-the-pelham-123-2009/

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