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post #1 of 30
7/26/08 at 10:12am
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I've been a little concerned that our white-tailed friends have been quiet for so long. I had a look around on the boards, and it seems like the old thread isn't even here any more, so they might be working more subtly this time. Here's a YouTube video to tide you over until the next wave of attacks:

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=LNGGbozilko
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post #2 of 30
7/26/08 at 11:33am
That is a awsome video. And so justified by the deer.
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post #3 of 30
7/26/08 at 1:35pm
That other deer attack thread will be greatly missed. Some of the more surreal arguments that I've seen on the boards were in that thread like a little Whitetail Gift.
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post #4 of 30
7/27/08 at 3:37pm
Dude, that hunter is never going to live that one down.

And what the hell? Cameraguy! Can you do something? Talk about being detached from your subject already!
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post #5 of 30
7/27/08 at 4:32pm
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Originally Posted by The Nid Hog View Post
I've been a little concerned that our white-tailed friends have been quiet for so long. I had a look around on the boards, and it seems like the old thread isn't even here any more, so they might be working more subtly this time. Here's a YouTube video to tide you over until the next wave of attacks:

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=LNGGbozilko
That's payback for the guy who killed a deer with his bare hands.
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post #6 of 30
7/27/08 at 5:57pm
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
That's payback for the guy who killed a deer with his bare hands.
That man is still my hero.

It begins again...
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post #7 of 30
7/28/08 at 3:41am
Someone needs to set up a fight in Vegas, between Bare-hands Deer-killing Guy and Hunter-beating Deer. It's gonna be huge.
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post #8 of 30
7/28/08 at 3:44am
Cage match!

*places bet*
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post #9 of 30
7/28/08 at 11:43am
Thread Starter 
By the time the game wardens got there, the deer had that guy dressed out and tied across the hood of his truck.
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post #10 of 30
1/6/09 at 6:34pm
Thread Starter 

It Begins Again...

http://www.nj.com/news/times/index.s...760.xml&coll=5

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The deer crashed into a teacher's supply room, roughly 16 feet by 24 feet, normally used for storing books and supplies. But the room is also sometimes used to improve the study skills of students, and three children were inside with a teacher at the time.

"They were obviously scared and startled at first, but they made their way to the other side of the room," Walker said of the children and teacher.

Since the students and teacher had shut the door behind them when they left, the deer had nowhere to go, and had their run of the room.

"They trashed the room in the end," Walker said.

Police were called, as well as animal control officers.

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Walker said the situation was resolved by 1 p.m., when the animal control officers shot the deer with tranquilizer darts and removed them from the room. School and classes will be held as normal today, and the window will be replaced. Walker said he had no estimate on the amount of damage.
PREPARE YOURSELVES!
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post #11 of 30
1/6/09 at 6:37pm
I love, and miss, that deer thread so much. We'll never forget you, dude who killed a buck with his bare-fucking-hands!
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post #12 of 30
1/6/09 at 11:47pm
As soon as that deer gained side control, I knew that dude was done.
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post #13 of 30
1/7/09 at 12:28am
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Originally Posted by Shen Annigans View Post
As soon as that deer gained side control, I knew that dude was done.
Yeah--when they put the antlers in, you're finished.
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post #14 of 30
3/4/09 at 3:59pm
http://www.yahoo.com/s/1038730

I just love how the newscaster's are pretty much assuming that Baby will eventually go on a deadly rampage.
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post #15 of 30
3/23/09 at 2:41pm
I guess deers hate morning talk shows as much as I do:Matt Lauer vs. deer. Guess who didn't make it to work?
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post #16 of 30
4/11/10 at 1:54pm
A video tribute to deers on the loose.
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post #17 of 30
4/11/10 at 6:01pm
Since everyone was missing it, here it is for posterity's sake.
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post #18 of 30
4/11/10 at 7:40pm
That fucking thread.
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post #19 of 30
4/12/10 at 1:12pm
1) Blame Mr Teddy Roosevelt for any deer problems. He decided that it was a good idea to put a 10$ bounty on every timber wolf in the nation. The timber wolves were nearly wiped out, and in the process the deer population exploded. Good work, TDR! Next time please do not skip biology and ecosystems 101 before heading to the Oval Office

2) I was once the victim of a horrific Jurassic Park style deer ambush in the middle of a residential community. Several deer popped out onto the road in front of my moms car as she and me and our corgi were driving one day. I shouted "Deer!" and we stopped... and that's when they struck... not from the front, but from the side-- the other deer you didn't even know was there!


We heard this Ka-thunk and I looked off to my right just in time to see a deer descending from the roof of the car. That's right, a deer jumped on the roof of the car.

My corgi was unfazed by all this though


Clever girl..
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post #20 of 30
4/12/10 at 1:22pm
Ahhhh...that deer thread is genius.
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post #21 of 30
4/12/10 at 1:28pm
Wild dear routinely rage guerrilla warfare on my parents' garden, leaping in and eating the heads of all the flowers before making good their escape. However local environmental protection laws prevent us from chasing and killing them with our bare hands. A chilling portrait of BROKEN BRITAIN
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post #22 of 30
4/12/10 at 1:59pm
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Originally Posted by Joe LeFors View Post
Ahhhh...that deer thread is genius.
It's a pretty good metaphor for my relationship with the CHUD message boards.
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post #23 of 30
4/12/10 at 4:34pm
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Wild dear routinely rage guerrilla warfare on my parents' garden, leaping in and eating the heads of all the flowers before making good their escape. However local environmental protection laws prevent us from chasing and killing them with our bare hands. A chilling portrait of BROKEN BRITAIN
I take it they don't have a fence? My parents had the same issue, but they just got a fence. It doesn't have to be too high, if it's too much trouble, the deer won't go in.

Of course, there are other ways to get them to avoid the garden I believe. Scent things or something.
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post #24 of 30
4/12/10 at 4:43pm
Or if they don't want to spend the time sinking fenceposts, try putting in chicken wire fencing around the garden with a string around the perimeter. In certain increments hang some kind of noisemaker (we used to use old coke cans with pebbles in them); when the deer try to investigate it'll make a bunch of noise, spooking them. Worked for our garden when I lived out in the sticks as a kid, and the deer around there were mean as fuck (the buck tried on two different occasions to attack me and my brothers).
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post #25 of 30
4/12/10 at 4:56pm
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Originally Posted by Paul C View Post
Wild dear routinely rage guerrilla warfare on my parents' garden, leaping in and eating the heads of all the flowers before making good their escape. However local environmental protection laws prevent us from chasing and killing them with our bare hands. A chilling portrait of BROKEN BRITAIN
I bet chavs with knives are riding them as they ravage your garden. And after they're done they ride away to go leech off the nanny state.
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post #26 of 30
4/13/10 at 11:09am
Also the Deer were on MEPHEDRONE.

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Originally Posted by Greg Clark View Post
Or if they don't want to spend the time sinking fenceposts, try putting in chicken wire fencing around the garden with a string around the perimeter. In certain increments hang some kind of noisemaker (we used to use old coke cans with pebbles in them); when the deer try to investigate it'll make a bunch of noise, spooking them. Worked for our garden when I lived out in the sticks as a kid, and the deer around there were mean as fuck (the buck tried on two different occasions to attack me and my brothers).
They're out in the countryside with a big shared garden so walling the things out isn't easy. There's something charming about the idea of making little homemade noise traps to spook them away though, and charming solutions to problems are, by my understanding, the best solutions, so I might suggest that to them if I hear about it happening again.
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post #27 of 30
4/13/10 at 9:01pm
If you find this in your house, I'll understand your urge to snap its neck with your bare hands.

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post #28 of 30
4/13/10 at 9:30pm
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
If you find this in your house, I'll understand your urge to snap its neck with your bare hands.
Im starting to see why deers are intent on exterminating us now.
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post #29 of 30
4/13/10 at 9:43pm
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It's a pretty good metaphor for my relationship with the CHUD message boards.
The Battle Royale thread might disagree.
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post #30 of 30
4/13/10 at 9:52pm
This thread needs the insights of Louis CK.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xL9xCWphV8s
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