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Kim Kardashian is hot

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Bizarre. I'd still pound it from the back.
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With or without a bag over the head?
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Sans bag. Armenian/American diplomacy would take a massive step forward solely due to the amount of pelvis-pounding we would accomplish.
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
With or without a bag over the head?
Someone go get Devin and tell him that Baghead is being discussed!
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A straight male is gonna turn down those tits and that ass? (Awaits the first guy to call her "fat")
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Happy Birthday Big Mac!
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Originally Posted by Sonic Boom View Post
A straight male is gonna turn down those tits and that ass? (Awaits the first guy to call her "fat")
I thought about it, but it works for her body type.
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I heard someone sued McDonald's because she was too hot.
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What the fuck is she famous for again?
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Originally Posted by Tati View Post
I thought about it, but it works for her body type.
I think we're making progress with Tati...
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Originally Posted by Krish-0 View Post
What the fuck is she famous for again?
Her dad was one of OJ Simpson's lawyers and she let Brandy's less successful sibling piss on her on camera.
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Originally Posted by Krish-0 View Post
What the fuck is she famous for again?
Having a big ass and a sex tape.
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I kinda like the hat.
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I'll boldly go where undoubtedly many men have gone before, it's called living dangerously!
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Good, Doc can have my seconds.
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Originally Posted by Jake View Post
Sans bag. Armenian/American diplomacy would take a massive step forward solely due to the amount of pelvis-pounding we would accomplish.
I go to Zankou chicken. That's all I need to improve armenian/american relations.
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I'll boldly go where undoubtedly many men have gone before, it's called living dangerously!
Ah yes, the village bicycle method it. Mind you we could be dealing with a throwing a hot dog down a hallway situation.
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Originally Posted by Sonic Boom View Post
A straight male is gonna turn down those tits and that ass? (Awaits the first guy to call her "fat")
No. We're going to turn down the vapid expression, soulless eyes, intellectual vacuity, diseased orifices, moral bankruptcy, etc. etc.

I have zero problem with a meaningless fuck, even with a brainless skank, but some people are just so repellent the disgust they elicit supercedes and overwhelms any biological directive. I live for the day when C.H.U.D.s pull her through a sewer grate.
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well ... I guess you can say she promotes a healthy body image. Y'know, if young girls are wanting to emulate her. ... oh sweet jesus.
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I say backoff freeze, you're just digging that grave deeper.
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If the body were attached to someone who wasn't so worthless as a human being I would be all sorts of fanta(super)sizing over that.
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
Ah yes, the village bicycle method it. Mind you we could be dealing with a throwing a hot dog down a hallway situation.
Could be? Apparently, you haven't seen the tape.
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In that case, no I haven't seen the tape. And that's probably a good thing.
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Alternate Thread Title: Fast Food Hoedown
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Damn straight my man *high fives Jake*.
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Originally Posted by Cuchulain View Post
Her dad was one of OJ Simpson's lawyers and she let Brandy's less successful sibling piss on her on camera.
And now he's with Whitney Houston. Say what you want about Kim, but between her and Whitney...
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So they're actually criticizing what she wore to a birthday party for a humburger?
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She wears entirely too much makeup and her ass looks like I could use it as a boxing speed bag, but she is a pretty girl. She'd just be prettier if she'd stop overdoing it. Tone down the makeup. The whole point of makeup is to look like you're NOT wearing it.
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Originally Posted by Phil View Post
I heard someone sued McDonald's because she was too hot.
Awesome.

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Alternate Thread Title: Fast Food Hoedown
More awesome.
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Originally Posted by HarleyQuinn22 View Post
She wears entirely too much makeup and her ass looks like I could use it as a boxing speed bag, but she is a pretty girl. She'd just be prettier if she'd stop overdoing it. Tone down the makeup. The whole point of makeup is to look like you're NOT wearing it.
How would you know?
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in case you are still asking why is she famous? http://www.egotastic.com/entertainme...-videos-002163

long story short: her ass.

http://www.egotastic.com/entertainme...im-kardashian/
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Originally Posted by Greg Clark View Post
If the body were attached to someone who wasn't so worthless as a human being I would be all sorts of fanta(super)sizing over that.

I gotta go with GC here. Normally, Kardashian is pointing in my taste direction as far as hourglass curvacious body type and dark features go, but my much better half has a thing for the E! Channel when she wants to switch her brain off (WAY off if ya ask me but anyways) and I've occassionally watched a minute here and there of that appalling "show" her and her retarded family are on. She's quite simply dumb as dog shit. now when I look at her, thats all I can think, that she would literally lobotmise you every time she opened her mouth if you were with her. As a consequence, I find her pretty bloody unsexy.

Being able to walk and talk at the same time without falling down? Thats damn sexy baby.
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I've never actually heard her voice or seen anything featuring her (yes, not even the porn), so admittedly there's a very, very fair chance that my answer could pull a 180 within the first five nanoseconds of her speaking.
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Wow, good thing she wasn't partying with the Whopper.
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
I say backoff freeze, you're just digging that grave deeper.
What? I just meant that she's pretty and everything ... but from what I've heard of her exploits, she's pretty much a ditzy bimbo (or at least portrays herself that way).
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I don't know jack shit about this woman, but she looks good to me.

Why on earth would anyone go to a party for the Big Mac though?
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Kim's older sister, Kourtney, is way hotter and less of a waste of space, while Kim's younger sister, Khloe, looks like Hulk Hogan's illegitimate offspring and is a menace to society.

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Originally Posted by HarleyQuinn22 View Post
She wears entirely too much makeup and her ass looks like I could use it as a boxing speed bag, but she is a pretty girl. She'd just be prettier if she'd stop overdoing it. Tone down the makeup. The whole point of makeup is to look like you're NOT wearing it.
It's amazing what make up can do.

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Kourtney, Kim, and Khloe? David Duke wept. Then jerked off a little.
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I love Kim Kardashian. Love. Her.
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Kourtney, Kim, and Khloe? David Duke wept. Then jerked off a little.
Hahahahaha.
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Thread Starter 
The little sister aka same big stuff to love. http://wwtdd.com/photo.phtml?post_ke...hoto_key=20831

I am behind what G. C. said and I posted that link because it seemed bizarre. I like her body a lot but that E! show is a turn off.
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Originally Posted by Feral Akodon View Post
The little sister aka same big stuff to love. http://wwtdd.com/photo.phtml?post_ke...hoto_key=20831

I am behind what G. C. said and I posted that link because it seemed bizarre. I like her body a lot but that E! show is a turn off.
That's the older sister. Khloe is the She-male

Edit: Better photo off all three Kardashian sisters.

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Sweet lord, she's got some Z'dar chin action going on.
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"Death by snu-snu" indeed.
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Who am I kidding? Stupid or not I'd do all of them in a heartbeat.

Twice even.
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Originally Posted by Jake View Post
"Death by snu-snu" indeed.
The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
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Originally Posted by The Rain Dog View Post
...that she would literally lobotmise you every time she opened her mouth if you were with her.
Don't worry, I'll make her work hard for my brain removal.

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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
That's the older sister. Khloe is the She-male

Edit: Better photo off all three Kardashian sisters.

Is that Chyna in the middle?
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Originally Posted by HarleyQuinn22 View Post
Is that Chyna in the middle?
YES?

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