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Eh, make up whatever. I'd hit that. This was released from her and wasn't another in the long line of leaked twitter photos that are all the rage nowadays?

post #302 of 365

I admit 1) it's too much makeup and 2) I don't care because 3) that bod and 4) I'm a sucker for dark red lipstick.

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Originally Posted by Diva View Post

Kim shoving her giant ass into leather pants.

 


Yeah, I looked. So I should add that the site has NSFW ads and pisses off anti virus software.

 

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Married!

post #307 of 365

It won't last.

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It won't last.


I don't think there's any question about the marriage making it over the long haul. The question is how long? What's the over/under on 3 months?

 

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I don't think there's any question about the marriage making it over the long haul. The question is how long? What's the over/under on 3 months?

 


And will they release a sex tape first?

 

post #310 of 365

And will his penis be as huge as Ray J's? Haha, of course not, he's white...

 

post #311 of 365

Kim has a new album coming out. Here's a teaser for her new single.

 

post #312 of 365

She's obviously aware of her best assets (once the mute button is in effect). That thing is shot like a 90s Playboy home video release. Not that there's anything wrong with that. But that song ain't fit for radio consumption. I kinda love that the song has "Jam" in the title and the nearly-first thing you see is her rear bumper.

 

Or maybe this is the newlywed sextape!

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For someone who I have no respect for in the personality dpt, she's miles more photogenic than her friend, current LiLo.

 

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I don't think there's any question about the marriage making it over the long haul. The question is how long? What's the over/under on 3 months?

 

 

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....and she's single again!

 

http://popwatch.ew.com/2011/10/31/kim-kardashian-divorce-by-the-numbers/



Dammit! I was one month off.

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I knew it was doomed when I saw the scene on the Kardashian's show where Kim lost a pair of 75,000 ears and flipped out. Kris said that if you're going to get that upset over a lost earring, you probably shouldn't spend 75,000 dollars on earrings in the first place. Clearly they have very different ideas about money.

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I love that. Specifically b/c its probably one of the most sensible things she's ever heard and I'm sure she didn't take it well.

 

 

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Dammit! I was one month off.



I had it at 2 months.

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I don't think Kim is a real human being anymore. She's a character on a TV show. Her every decision is made to fit the plot and make money.

 

It's actually pretty sad and pathetic.

 

 

 

 

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I don't think Kim is a real human being anymore. She's a character on a TV show. Her every decision is made to fit the plot and make money.

 

It's actually pretty sad and pathetic.

 


Agreed, but this also accurately describes almost anyone on an ongoing "reality" TV show. 


Sad, pathetic, and sickening.

 

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For someone who I have no respect for in the personality dpt, she's miles more photogenic than her friend, current LiLo.

 


Photo. Shop. She's horrendous* looking in real life. I recall one of the TMZ guys saying that there is not one single candid photo of Kim's bare ass because its just looks like a sack of wet laundry. Pretty much every photo is enhanced and she wears a shit ton of make up every second of the day.

 

 

*Ok, that's a bit harsh. But she works hard to look that "photogenic".

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Originally Posted by Barkatthemoon View Post

I don't think Kim is a real human being anymore. She's a character on a TV show. Her every decision is made to fit the plot and make money.

 

It's actually pretty sad and pathetic.

 

 

 

 



It's like The Truman Show except she's in on it - and happily so it seems.

 

What a warped existence it must be.

post #323 of 365

She's a living Real Doll

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18million for television rights and now she is single again?

 

Fuck, there is your Sting remake. done. Didn't even need a fake racetrack.

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Photo. Shop. She's horrendous* looking in real life. I recall one of the TMZ guys saying that there is not one single candid photo of Kim's bare ass because its just looks like a sack of wet laundry. Pretty much every photo is enhanced and she wears a shit ton of make up every second of the day.

 

 

*Ok, that's a bit harsh. But she works hard to look that "photogenic".

Probably true. Guarding her "image" (physical appearance, not lifestyle choices) seems to be paying off though, at least for those that don't mind ogling.

 

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it;s very very hot...

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I respect the amount of photoshop skills that are required to fix photos.

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And will his penis be as huge as Ray J's? Haha, of course not, he's white...

 


He's mixed!

 

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I knew it was doomed when I saw the scene on the Kardashian's show where Kim lost a pair of 75,000 ears and flipped out. Kris said that if you're going to get that upset over a lost earring, you probably shouldn't spend 75,000 dollars on earrings in the first place. Clearly they have very different ideas about money.

 

Notice the bathing suit she's wearing. Gotta hide the cellulite!


 

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Could I love this guy any more?

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 Can you imagine if this chick has a decent personality like reading books play starcraft 2 and shit?? I've never watched any of their reality show crap but if she doesn't have any kind of character but a great ass, why not do porn?? There is a reason Porn exist...

 

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 Can you imagine if this chick has a decent personality...

 

She would own the world instead of merely leasing it, for sure.
 

 

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[Kim ]+ personality = married to a richer/powerful guy. Less nudity. More infamous scandals. Everybody loss.

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 why not do porn?? There is a reason Porn exist...

 


Being a media whore pays better.

 

post #337 of 365
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Great body aside, I doubt a porn actress does any numbers remotely close to what Kim earns just for using twitter.

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Porn stars don't just do porn though.  Most of them strip and escort on the side which can be very lucrative.  But I still doubt they make as much as Kardash.

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Jeremy Wade introduces Kim Kardashian to a new friend!

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Kanye has a new song out called "Theraflu" in which he professes his love for Kim

 

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And I'll admit I fell in love with Kim
'Round the same time she fell in love him
That's cool, baby girl do your thing
Lucky I ain't have Jay drop him from the team

 

The last part refers to Jay-Z being the owner of the Nets, the team which Humphries plays for. The celeb sites has a slew of photos of Kim and Kanye going on dates (seeing The Hunger Games) and Kim dong the walk of shame from his pad.

 

Good for them. Two ego-maniac, media whores. This will work out splendidly.


Edited by Diva - 4/8/12 at 5:19pm
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How tall is Kanye? Kim is a midget and Ye is barely taller than her.

 

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Good for them. Two ego-maniac, media whores. This will work out splendidly.



Hey, at least Kanye has a few good songs. So he isn't completely useless, unlike his rumored paramour. 

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Kanye has a new song out called "Theraflu" in which he professes his love for Kim

 

 

The last part refers to Jay-Z being the owner of the Nets, the team which Humphries plays for. The celeb sites has a slew of photos of Kim and Kanye going on dates (seeing The Hunger Games) and Kim dong the walk of shame from his pad.

 

Good for them. Two ego-maniac, media whores. This will work out splendidly.



Yes Kanye is such a media whore, he has his own reality show, he's on TV ALL the time even though he has no noticeable talents, he's oh wait, what?

 

Give me a break dude, I know you want to think you know what you are talking about but at least know what you are talking about Kanye isn't a media whore. He didn't get to where he's at because of his lack of talent or looking for attention, Kardashian yes, Kanye no.

 

I don't post very much obviously but when I read something as idiotic as this I feel oblligated to do it.

post #345 of 365

One can be a media whore and also have talent. This is not an either-or situation. But yea, Bootsy. I'm glad you took a stand here. Very valiant of you.

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Yes Kanye is such a media whore, he has his own reality show, he's on TV ALL the time even though he has no noticeable talents, he's oh wait, what?

 

Give me a break dude, I know you want to think you know what you are talking about but at least know what you are talking about Kanye isn't a media whore. He didn't get to where he's at because of his lack of talent or looking for attention, Kardashian yes, Kanye no.

 

I don't post very much obviously but when I read something as idiotic as this I feel oblligated to do it.

 



Kanye, shouldn't you be working on a new album?

post #347 of 365

He released a huge album last year and is releasing in a huge bum this year. Good for him.

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Yes Kanye is such a media whore, he has his own reality show, he's on TV ALL the time even though he has no noticeable talents, he's oh wait, what?

 

Give me a break dude, I know you want to think you know what you are talking about but at least know what you are talking about Kanye isn't a media whore. He didn't get to where he's at because of his lack of talent or looking for attention, Kardashian yes, Kanye no.

 

I don't post very much obviously but when I read something as idiotic as this I feel oblligated to do it.



Taylor Swift might disagree with you, if you could avoid interrupting her while she did.

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He released a huge album last year and is releasing in a huge bum this year. Good for him.

 



Huge bum?  Must have been feeding him well.

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Huge bum?  Must have been feeding him well.



I think you missed his joke there.

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