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post #51 of 365
7/29/08 at 7:09pm
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Originally Posted by HarleyQuinn22 View Post
Is that Chyna in the middle?
Although they could be twins, sadly no. That is Khloe, who apparently got all the bad genes Kourtney and Kim didn't get. Here's another photo of the she-beast.

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post #52 of 365
7/29/08 at 7:23pm
I'm hoping what she lacks in looks, she makes up for with a brain she actually uses? Yes?

edit: Diva, your avatar is oddly...disconcerting. That is one pissed off cat.
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post #53 of 365
7/29/08 at 8:33pm
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
It's amazing what make up can do.
If that's the worse she can look without makeup she's in the clear, considering she doesn't even look half bad in that pic. A lil' on the greasy side, but when you compare her to Charlize or Diaz without makeup... she's still a dime.
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post #54 of 365
7/30/08 at 7:43am
She's attractive, given the chance I'd hit it but only if she agrees to keep her mouth shut, the only words I wanna hear from her are 'ohhhhh gooood'
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post #55 of 365
7/30/08 at 9:21am
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Originally Posted by Dragon Ma View Post
She's attractive, given the chance I'd hit it but only if she agrees to keep her mouth shut, the only words I wanna hear from her are 'but... I poop from there.'
Yeahhhhhh.
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post #56 of 365
7/30/08 at 9:48am
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Originally Posted by Mr. Fabulous View Post
Yeahhhhhh.
This. Every word of it.
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post #57 of 365
7/30/08 at 10:08am
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Originally Posted by Doc Happenin View Post
edit: Diva, your avatar is oddly...disconcerting. That is one pissed off cat.
Rwrar! He really doesn't like the Kardashians.
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post #58 of 365
7/30/08 at 10:11am
Now my mind is set on tackling Woman-Thing up there. I'd demand that we wrestle first, of course, but then it would just degenerate into horrifying sexual acts that would resemble Andre the Giant fucking Wilt Chamberlain.

It's okay, I asked a hardcore feminist best friend if my fixation on the Kardashians was weird, and she said "No, what would be weird is if you respected them."

...I got the faintest hint of sarcasm from that, but I still yelled at her that they were ass-mazing.
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post #59 of 365
8/2/08 at 4:10pm
Thread Starter 
http://thesuperficial.com/2008/08/ki...des_an_ans.php

ha ha ha
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post #60 of 365
9/26/08 at 5:36am
I am bumping this thread because I wish to pay tribute to the awesome Kardashian/Dancing with the Stars analogy that Chris Rock used while talking politics on Larry King.
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post #61 of 365
9/26/08 at 6:42am
For a time I didn't know whether to be depressed or elated that I live in a country where you can get fucked on camera and almost immediately get a television show revolving around your family. Her entire family makes a living off of her being hot, the offspring of a vaguely recognizable public figure, and because she got fucked on camera. I can't fake outrage about that, and honestly, I think I might love it.



AP: Recent photo of Robert Kardashian in the afterlife; off camera to his left: Satan.
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post #62 of 365
9/26/08 at 10:56am
Thread Starter 
I am a little disappointed since I hoped more photos of Kim's ass.

Not really, I enjoyed this interview (my praise to youtube).
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post #63 of 365
9/26/08 at 11:15am
Kim trying on jeans; says she is a size 2.
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post #64 of 365
9/26/08 at 11:59am
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
I don't care what # you assign those measurements, I would totally tilt her pinball machine.
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post #65 of 365
9/26/08 at 12:16pm
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Originally Posted by DARKMITE8 View Post
I don't care what # you assign those measurements, I would totally tilt her pinball machine.
Pinball machine eh? I see you've been watching SFW porn.
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post #66 of 365
9/26/08 at 12:31pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
Pinball machine eh? I see you've been watching SFW porn.
And how.
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post #67 of 365
9/26/08 at 12:34pm
I know, talk about eating an ear of corn. I mean Yowza!
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post #68 of 365
9/27/08 at 1:27am
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
Pinball machine eh? I see you've been watching SFW porn.
See I was thinking The Accused.
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post #69 of 365
9/27/08 at 2:28am
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
Holy shit, would I have fun with that fantastic ass-fiesta.
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post #70 of 365
9/27/08 at 3:58am
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Originally Posted by BTSMGL View Post
And now he's with Whitney Houston. Say what you want about Kim, but between her and Whitney...
Kim has no skills. None at all. I don't know about Whitney, and would willingly pour acid into my eyes before ever finding out.
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post #71 of 365
9/27/08 at 4:08am
More pics of Kim's ass. Because she dates Reggie Bush, she's obsessed over on lots of black/hip hop boards and such.

It's been pretty well established that her ass is largely fake. I don't know. I just feel sorry for Reggie fucking a woman who's as animated and .... lubricated as a slab of drywall:






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post #72 of 365
9/27/08 at 4:26am
I'd butter her bread.
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post #73 of 365
9/27/08 at 5:20am
The Superficial just may be the single most irritating place on the Internet. Not counting the IMDB message boards.

And I would ride that thing all the way to the Kentucky Derby.
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post #74 of 365
9/27/08 at 7:43am
She's the poor man's Monica Bellucci.
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post #75 of 365
9/27/08 at 7:45am
True, but I am a poor man.
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post #76 of 365
9/27/08 at 7:58am
We all feel like a McDonald's sometimes.
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post #77 of 365
9/27/08 at 9:27am
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Originally Posted by Dragon Ma View Post
She's the poor man's Monica Bellucci.
hahahaha Nate wins
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post #78 of 365
9/28/08 at 8:11am
She drives a Space Shuttle?
...or is she really that short?
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post #79 of 365
9/28/08 at 9:56pm
Unless you're a semi-famous African-American you probably have little to no chance of hitting the only ass that can be seen from space. Kim's only into brothers.
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post #80 of 365
9/28/08 at 10:18pm
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Originally Posted by History Buff View Post
Unless you're a semi-famous African-American you probably have little to no chance of hitting the only ass that can be seen from space. Kim's only into brothers.
What about a tit job?
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post #81 of 365
9/29/08 at 12:46am
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Originally Posted by History Buff View Post
Unless you're a semi-famous African-American you probably have little to no chance of hitting the only ass that can be seen from space. Kim's only into brothers.
Well, she was with Nick Lachey for about five minutes, but she proved to be too vapid even for him.
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post #82 of 365
9/29/08 at 9:57am
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Originally Posted by CocoaSugarbaker View Post
More pics of Kim's ass. Because she dates Reggie Bush, she's obsessed over on lots of black/hip hop boards and such.

It's been pretty well established that her ass is largely fake. I don't know. I just feel sorry for Reggie fucking a woman who's as animated and .... lubricated as a slab of drywall:
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Looks like a sack of wet laundry.
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post #83 of 365
10/2/08 at 3:55pm
Looking at that ass, I'd love be an honorary brother for just one day.
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post #84 of 365
10/7/08 at 12:40am
To prove that she did not get breast implants, Kim posted a photo of herself in a bikini at age 14. Go ahead and click you pervs!
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post #85 of 365
10/7/08 at 12:41am
Someone just put the "GREAT ASS" gif from Heat up please.
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post #86 of 365
10/7/08 at 5:17am
Oh no... Fourteen is only two years off of twelve... I'm twenty... Carry the... I'm a bad man.
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post #87 of 365
10/8/08 at 5:21am
No, just a man.
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post #88 of 365
10/8/08 at 6:16am
With a man's courage.
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post #89 of 365
10/9/08 at 11:08am
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Originally Posted by Gaybe Sapien View Post
With a man's courage.
You bastard. It immediately popped into my head too.
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
Someone just put the "GREAT ASS" gif from Heat up please.
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post #90 of 365
10/9/08 at 8:49pm
She was booted off of Dancing With the Stars because she dances like she fucks--horribly, with no rhythm and no juice. At least she outlasted Jefferson Darcy, which is something. I suppose.

This picture never fails to crack my shit up. Every single time:


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post #91 of 365
4/9/09 at 9:56am
Thread Starter 


or http://media.egotastic.com/media/pic...n-maxim-03.jpg
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post #92 of 365
4/9/09 at 9:58am
Kim Kardashians sisters are actually hotter, Kim is just the one more well known. One of them posed for this months Maxim.
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post #93 of 365
4/9/09 at 10:02am
Fleed -- that's exactly what the egotastic link is talking about...
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post #94 of 365
4/9/09 at 10:28am
Kim's older sister is hotter than her. The younger one looks like bigfoot.

And the photoshop awards go to...


Tighten the waist, get rid of the cellulite, lighten the skin... perfecto!
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post #95 of 365
4/9/09 at 12:12pm
How anyone could look at that dead-eyed slack-jawed corpse face and not want to smash it in with a brick is beyond me.
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post #96 of 365
4/9/09 at 12:15pm
Dumbasses, my friend. Dumbasses.
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post #97 of 365
4/9/09 at 3:50pm
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Originally Posted by Jared Melton View Post
Fleed -- that's exactly what the egotastic link is talking about...
EL Duke is even more amazing with every post...I only watched a recap with She and her family, in a cabin in the middle of nowhere, and the sister was incredibly hot.
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post #98 of 365
4/9/09 at 7:18pm
You gotta give it to the girl, she "rode" her sex tape into making money by way of:



Any celebs and whoever saying they wouldn't hit this ass is going to hell.
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post #99 of 365
4/9/09 at 7:22pm
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Originally Posted by Dragon Ma View Post
She's the poor man's Monica Bellucci.
Well said.
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post #100 of 365
4/9/09 at 8:33pm
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Originally Posted by nekkerbee View Post
How anyone could look at that dead-eyed slack-jawed corpse face and not want to smash it in with a brick is beyond me.
I'd smash with a brick made out of my penis.
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