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post #1 of 95
7/29/08 at 4:25pm
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Jesus. This could very well be the end of me.
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post #2 of 95
7/29/08 at 4:26pm
I'm sorry to hear that, misfit. You're such a nice boy.
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post #3 of 95
7/29/08 at 4:28pm
Good knowing ya!
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post #4 of 95
7/29/08 at 4:30pm
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I had a good run.

Well, not really.
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post #5 of 95
7/29/08 at 4:31pm
I'm in a meeting and walking back to my seat I looked directly at the bulb in our huge ass projector. The thing is in between the aisles, and damn the back of my right eye is hurting like crazy, so I feel your pain.
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post #6 of 95
7/29/08 at 4:34pm
I just checked, and WebMD told me that you almost definitely have a tumor and to get your affairs in order.

!!!!!
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post #7 of 95
7/29/08 at 4:36pm
This is Misfit we're talking about. Not Bob Novak.
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post #8 of 95
7/29/08 at 4:36pm
get a blowjob. That will clear anything up.
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post #9 of 95
7/29/08 at 4:37pm
'cept Herpes.
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post #10 of 95
7/29/08 at 4:37pm
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I'll mindmeld my consciousness into Matchstick, then say goodbye to Nick with a glass shield in between us.

DaveB will play bagpipes at the funeral.
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post #11 of 95
7/29/08 at 4:38pm
It's not generally acknowledged, but Misfit's headache was the original inspiration for Twin Peaks, SUVs, Guernica, and spores.
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post #12 of 95
7/29/08 at 4:39pm
That's what you get for fucking with Michael Ironside.
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post #13 of 95
7/29/08 at 4:40pm
The cool thing about WebMD is that they give you a list of recommended morticians after every diagnosis.
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post #14 of 95
7/29/08 at 4:40pm
Shouldn't have seen Dark Knight five times.
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post #15 of 95
7/29/08 at 4:44pm
Pics or it didn't happen.
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post #16 of 95
7/29/08 at 4:55pm
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Originally Posted by Tati View Post
get a blowjob. That will clear anything up.
God, no. Haven't you ever had one of those post-orgasm headaches? I've never been so sure that I was going to die. He either needs a touch of caffeine and a painkiller or chemo, according to Dr. Minsky.
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post #17 of 95
7/29/08 at 5:05pm
I'm sorry to hear it.

It can't possibly be as bad as the one I had in eighth grade, though, which caused me to miss the release of Ghost Rider #10 with the glow-in-the-dark cover. And when it sold out, it was motherfucking gone. No reorders.

So count yourself lucky.
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post #18 of 95
7/29/08 at 5:13pm
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Shouldn't have seen Dark Knight five times.
Pffffft. The only movie I've seen in the theater five times was Visitor Q.
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post #19 of 95
7/29/08 at 5:20pm
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God, no. .
You've never had a good blow job then.
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post #20 of 95
7/29/08 at 5:22pm
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You've never had a good blow job then.
Well...you see...you know what? Nevermind.

:: facepalm ::
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post #21 of 95
7/29/08 at 5:29pm
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You've never had a good blow job then.
You know what? No, I haven't. Not even once.
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post #22 of 95
7/29/08 at 5:34pm
THAT was the joke...
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post #23 of 95
7/29/08 at 5:34pm
Edit. Weird double post. Don't mind me...
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post #24 of 95
7/29/08 at 5:35pm
Professional Tragedy Whore Elton John is already composing something tear-jerky for the funeral...



"Goodbye, Misfit-Jean, though we never knew you at all..."
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post #25 of 95
7/29/08 at 5:39pm
I'll bring a sandwich when I examine your filthy corpse.
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post #26 of 95
7/29/08 at 5:43pm
It might not be a headache at all. It might be shrapnel. Did you ever think of that, Mr. "Wahwahwah-My-Head-Hurts" Baby Pants? It could very well be shrapnel. Have you been cavorting around land mines lately? I'll bet you have, cry baby. I'll bet if you took two seconds to look in the bathroom mirror, you'd probably be able to spot a big jagged piece of shrapnel sticking out of your noggin.
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post #27 of 95
7/29/08 at 5:49pm
Double post! You have me so goddamn mad that you haven't considered the possibility of shrapnel that I double posted!
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post #28 of 95
7/29/08 at 5:59pm
Well there was that time when Misfit machine gunned that gang of VC back in Da Nang in '67. Perhaps that could've been it.
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post #29 of 95
7/29/08 at 6:04pm
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You've never had a good blow job then.
That sounded like a proposal.
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post #30 of 95
7/29/08 at 6:07pm
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Well there was that time when Misfit machine gunned that gang of VC back in Da Nang in '67. Perhaps that could've been it.
I thought it was that one time when he was trying to singlehandedly shut down the Ho Chi Minh trail.

Crazy SOB!
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post #31 of 95
7/29/08 at 6:09pm
No no no, that was Bill Brasky. Get the facts straight.
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post #32 of 95
7/29/08 at 6:09pm
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post #33 of 95
7/29/08 at 6:14pm
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No no no, that was Bill Brasky. Get the facts straight.
He was a SOB! Best damn salesman too. Could sell me a dead otter as a cat! For 10000 dollars!
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post #34 of 95
7/29/08 at 6:38pm
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post #35 of 95
7/29/08 at 6:51pm
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or chemo, according to Dr. Minsky.
Wait, what? Chemo gave me headaches so extreme I forgot entire days of my life. The caffine and asprin advise is good, as is NOT READING WHITE TEXT ON A BLACK BACKGROUND OFF A COMPUTER SCREEN.
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post #36 of 95
7/30/08 at 9:43am
Could just be your pineal gland opening (they told you DON'T PLAY WITH THE RESONATOR. Did you listen? No.). Let us know what you see with your new third eye, particularly if it's Barbara Crampton in S&M gear, 'k?
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post #37 of 95
7/30/08 at 10:04am
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Update: It's just kind of a minor throb today. Usually by about midday, stress and ongoing crushing depression kick it into high gear. Will keep you apprised as the situation changes.

I did finish watching Spaced last night. Man, that show's good. I'm off to the appropriate forum to discuss.
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post #38 of 95
7/30/08 at 11:35am
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Update: It's just kind of a minor throb today.
(*Giggles rudely*)

He said "throb."
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post #39 of 95
7/30/08 at 11:40am
That throb will turn into heart palpitations by noon. Get a de-fib unit while you're out at lunch pounding a sandwich, you'll thank me later.
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post #40 of 95
7/30/08 at 11:44am
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post #41 of 95
7/30/08 at 11:48am
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!

I just moved into a new place. A framed copy of that would look great over the fireplace if anybody's in a housewarming gift mood.
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post #42 of 95
7/30/08 at 11:52am
Your suffering will be legendary, even in Hell.
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post #43 of 95
7/30/08 at 11:56am
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!

I just moved into a new place. A framed copy of that would look great over the fireplace if anybody's in a housewarming gift mood.
What, so you can die two days later and it ends up in the hands of some relative? The hell with that.
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post #44 of 95
7/30/08 at 12:01pm
"You have a headache? What is it, your period?"

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post #45 of 95
7/30/08 at 12:07pm
Roy has offered to help you with your headache

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post #46 of 95
7/30/08 at 12:26pm
All that pressure has to go some where.
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post #47 of 95
7/30/08 at 12:37pm
You didn't get hit the head with an electric guitar wielded by a vespa-riding crazy woman did ya?
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post #48 of 95
7/30/08 at 12:54pm
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vespa-riding crazy woman
Is there any other kind?
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post #49 of 95
7/30/08 at 12:55pm
Well there's also the short-short yellow suspender wearing purple haired women with gambling problems around too.
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post #50 of 95
7/30/08 at 4:52pm
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Well, I just made an appointment to get a physical. I haven't had a full physical since the last time I went to summer camp.

I'm 31.

This ought to be interesting.
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