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post #51 of 95
7/30/08 at 4:53pm
I've had a throbbing headache for 3 days, but only when I get into work. Am I dying, or is the office filled with mold?
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post #52 of 95
7/30/08 at 4:55pm
Neither. You hate your job.
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post #53 of 95
7/30/08 at 4:56pm
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Originally Posted by Misfit View Post
Well, I just made an appointment to get a physical. I haven't had a full physical since the last time I went to summer camp.

I'm 31.

This ought to be interesting.
Get ready to cough.

And bend over.
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post #54 of 95
7/30/08 at 4:57pm
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Originally Posted by MissZooey View Post
Neither. You hate your job.
But then 99% of the population would be bent over with throbbing temples right? Or is it so common we can't recognize it!
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post #55 of 95
7/30/08 at 4:58pm
I was kidding about the tumor. Please, please, please don't have a tumor.
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post #56 of 95
7/30/08 at 5:01pm
Smoke some herb. That helps me, at least.
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post #57 of 95
7/30/08 at 5:01pm
Minsky, you probably gave him a tumor.
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post #58 of 95
7/30/08 at 5:02pm
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Originally Posted by Mr. Fabulous View Post
Smoke some herb. That helps me, at least.
I'm waiting on Barney Frank's resolution.
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post #59 of 95
7/30/08 at 5:16pm
Thread Starter 
What I've learned so far:

1. If I find out I'm dying from a tumor, it's most likely Minsky's fault. However, his avatar makes me laugh so much that I can't hold it against him.
2. I need to prepare myself to be violated six ways from Sunday when I go to the doctor.
3. I should go get myself some weed.
4. BillyG may also be dying.
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post #60 of 95
7/30/08 at 5:17pm
What you really need to do is combine Tati's advice with Mr. Fabulous's.
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post #61 of 95
7/30/08 at 5:19pm
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Originally Posted by Misfit View Post
What I've learned so far:

1. If I find out I'm dying from a tumor, it's most likely Minsky's fault. However, his avatar makes me laugh so much that I can't hold it against him.
His avatar is what gave you the tumor. HOLD IT AGAINST HIM.
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post #62 of 95
7/30/08 at 5:20pm
Thread Starter 
Jesus, how could I have forgotten Tati's advice? Maybe I really do have a tumor. This sucks.
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post #63 of 95
7/30/08 at 5:25pm
Go to the doctor, find out IF you have a tumor, then get the blow job.
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post #64 of 95
7/30/08 at 5:34pm
Thread Starter 
Monday's going to be a busy day. I should set up a Twitter account to keep everyone up to speed.

1. At doctor, in waiting room.
2. Filling out paperwork.
3. Getting new pen.
4. Dropping pants.
5. Am being asked to keep pants on until they take me to the appropriate room.
6. Unpleasant things happened in the room in the back.
7. Ask pretty receptionist to help with Tati's advice.
8. Just got slapped. Hard.
9. Have court date.
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post #65 of 95
7/30/08 at 5:34pm
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Originally Posted by Misfit View Post
What I've learned so far:
2. I need to prepare myself to be violated six ways from Sunday when I go to the doctor.
Oh, don't be such a sissy mary! Man up! I highly doubt they're going to give you a colonoscopy or check your prostate if they're looking for a brain tumor. Your fears of being worked like a Muppet are unfounded (unless you're being examined by Doc Block... his prescription... PAIN!).

Not unless you had your head up your ass. Or up Minsky's pooper. The hell are you two doing anyway?
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post #66 of 95
7/30/08 at 5:58pm
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Originally Posted by Timothy225 View Post
(unless you're being examined by Doc Block... his prescription... PAIN!).
Rep for you sir. "Looks like you're gonna have to lose the arm Misfit."
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post #67 of 95
7/30/08 at 6:11pm
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Originally Posted by Misfit
Jesus, how could I have forgotten Tati's advice? Maybe I really do have a tumor. This sucks.
Don't worry, Misfit...I'm sure it's nothing.

Why the hell hasn't his head exploded yet?

(Double checks Scanners handbook)

Oh...oh crap. Well, I think I just figured out why BillyG has a headache.

I'm really sorry, Billy. I need to learn how to focus.
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post #68 of 95
7/30/08 at 6:15pm
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Originally Posted by Chris Olson View Post
Don't worry, Misfit...I'm sure it's nothing.

Why the hell hasn't his head exploded yet?

(Double checks Scanners handbook)

Oh...oh crap. Well, I think I just figured out why BillyG has a headache.

I'm really sorry, Billy. I need to learn how to focus.
...shit.
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post #69 of 95
7/30/08 at 6:52pm
Whatever you do, do NOT start scratching your head! Apparently you can scratch all the way TO YOUR BRAIN!
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post #70 of 95
7/30/08 at 6:52pm
See? I teach people useful things!
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post #71 of 95
7/30/08 at 7:25pm
Oh, come on, Misfit - I'm sure it's not a tumor. It's probably just the remains of an unformed twin. If it has hair and teeth, then you'll know.
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post #72 of 95
7/30/08 at 7:57pm
Other possibilities:

What's the moon cycle right now? You may be about to transform.

Do you have a physical scar from the event that killed your parents when you were an infant? If so, check around for any dark-wizard nemeses in the area.
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post #73 of 95
7/30/08 at 8:35pm
You should all know that misfit calls his boners "headaches". Just so everyone's on the same page.
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post #74 of 95
7/30/08 at 8:38pm
I tell ya, seems like Misfit's had the same headache since Heath Ledger died.
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post #75 of 95
7/30/08 at 8:45pm
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post #76 of 95
7/30/08 at 10:06pm
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Originally Posted by Jakespeare View Post
I tell ya, seems like Misfit's had the same headache since Heath Ledger died.
I wish I could rep you, cowboy.

On a lighter note, maybe Misfit's gonna sprout a second head like that old Hulk supervillain, the Bi-Beast.

Wow, double the Misfit, double the fun!

ETA: Geddy Lee has your back, Misfit!
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post #77 of 95
7/30/08 at 10:06pm
I'm sure it's nothing that drilling a hole in your head and letting the demons come out can't fix, Misfit.
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post #78 of 95
7/31/08 at 8:37am
Remember... The doctor does not hold the right to check your prostate with anything other than his finger. This includes penai, pencils, rabbits or any kind of toothbrush.
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post #79 of 95
8/1/08 at 1:44pm
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Originally Posted by Egg View Post
You should all know that misfit calls his boners "headaches". Just so everyone's on the same page.
You know, I come by, just to check on Misfit, just to be a good friend and ask how he's feeling today, and what do I find? Gold. Just absolute gold.
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post #80 of 95
8/1/08 at 2:29pm
If that's the case. As a relatively young american male. I must be having headaches every five seconds.

Now I don't even want to know what Misfit considers as sinus pressure.
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post #81 of 95
8/1/08 at 2:43pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
Now I don't even want to know what Misfit considers as sinus pressure.
You saw Society, right?

Headache's lulled a bit today. I did find a nail in my tire at lunch though, which resulted in me walking a couple of miles back to my office from the tire place. In Georgia. In August. In a long sleeve shirt and jeans.

Kill me.
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post #82 of 95
8/1/08 at 2:48pm
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Originally Posted by Misfit View Post
You saw Society, right?

Headache's lulled a bit today. I did find a nail in my tire at lunch though, which resulted in me walking a couple of miles back to my office from the tire place. In Georgia. In August. In a long sleeve shirt and jeans.

Kill me.
I would've suggested you take the bus, but I'm not sure that's something I'm ever going to suggest again.
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post #83 of 95
8/1/08 at 2:56pm
Would've fixed his headache, though.
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post #84 of 95
8/1/08 at 2:57pm
Good point actually.
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post #85 of 95
8/1/08 at 3:00pm
Thread Starter 
Cut to my doctor's appointment on Monday:

"So, these headaches are ongoing?"

"Yep."

"Do you have a family?"

"No."

"Any long term goals?"

"Not really."

"I'm going to suggest we cut your head off."

"Hmmmmm. OK."
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post #86 of 95
8/1/08 at 3:13pm
Just make sure he does it before the prostate exam.
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post #87 of 95
8/1/08 at 3:17pm
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Originally Posted by Misfit View Post
Cut to my doctor's appointment on Monday:

"So, these headaches are ongoing?"

"Yep."

"Do you have a family?"

"No."

"Any long term goals?"

"Not really."

"I'm going to suggest we cut your head off."
"It'll grow back, right?"

"Uhhhhhh.....yeah..."
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post #88 of 95
8/1/08 at 3:39pm
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Originally Posted by Misfit
Cut to my doctor's appointment on Monday:

"So, these headaches are ongoing?"

"Yep."

"Do you have a family?"

"No."

"Any long term goals?"

"Not really."

"I'm going to suggest we cut your head off."
Hmmm...do you have a Canadian bus pass?
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post #89 of 95
8/1/08 at 8:29pm
Well, you could always get a holographic head. Worked for Malcolm McDowell in Tank Girl. Ask Lori Petty!
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post #90 of 95
8/4/08 at 12:53pm
Thread Starter 
The headaches appear to be from a combination of stress and dehydration. So, there's that.
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post #91 of 95
8/4/08 at 1:06pm
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Originally Posted by Misfit View Post
The headaches appear to be from a combination of stress and dehydration. So, there's that.
Well, calm down and have some water.
Glad it's nothing too serious.
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post #92 of 95
8/4/08 at 1:17pm
50 Cent would like to have a word with you about Vitamin Water.
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post #93 of 95
8/4/08 at 1:18pm
That vitamin water ain't bad. I haven't had the stuff in a while though.
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post #94 of 95
8/4/08 at 1:46pm
Glad to hear it's "Not a Tooomah", Misfit! Now get outta here and have some water.
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post #95 of 95
8/4/08 at 1:48pm
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Originally Posted by Misfit View Post
The headaches appear to be from a combination of stress and dehydration. So, there's that.
Stress and dehydration, eh? Be honest, you took Tati's remedy for those initial bouts of headaches a tad close to heart, didn't you?
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