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post #51 of 86
7/31/08 at 5:01pm
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Originally Posted by LisaNY View Post
Y'know, the guy I'm dating lives on Long Island. $50 bucks says that with my luck, he's breeding beaked dog-monsters in his basement.
Just don't visit. They'll call you Momma.
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post #52 of 86
7/31/08 at 5:04pm
Ok, creationists, let's hear it...
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post #53 of 86
7/31/08 at 5:13pm
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Originally Posted by LisaNY View Post
Y'know, the guy I'm dating lives on Long Island. $50 bucks says that with my luck, he's breeding beaked dog-monsters in his basement.
As long as he's not breeding them for dog-fighting, it's cool. I'd bet the AKC would shit their collective pants if he brings one of 'em around to their next dog show.
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post #54 of 86
7/31/08 at 11:51pm
Could the beak really be long fangs exposed by decomposition of, or another animal eating, the thing's skull? My first thought was "Cat."
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post #55 of 86
7/31/08 at 11:52pm
Oh, and Tati's Ape/Pig WAS creepily awesome.
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post #56 of 86
8/1/08 at 4:01am
Do turtles have teeth like this monster does? Look at the bottom jaw. It's got teeth like a damn dog, unless I'm looking at that picture wrong. Whatever it is, looking at those teeth leads me to believe that it's a carnivore. Those teeth aren't made for eating fucking grass.
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post #57 of 86
8/1/08 at 4:08am
Update on the monster
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post #58 of 86
8/1/08 at 5:21am
That is so creepily awesome. I wish we discovered monsters more often...
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post #59 of 86
8/1/08 at 5:38am
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what were seeing her really doesn't exist , like Roswell didn't ,like all the military pilot's who didn't see anything either..and if you are stupid enough to believe in the American federal Nazi government who isn't taking up to 60% of your income then i believe you just might be stupid enough to believe it's a raccoon...
I love that these stories always bring the freaks out of hiding.
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post #60 of 86
8/1/08 at 7:34am


One of those bastards knocked my trash can over last night!
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post #61 of 86
8/1/08 at 8:35am
Being a former owner of several sea turtles I guarantee you that this is not a turtle.

I don't know if a dog decomposing in water will loose its fur but I would guess its a dog. The left side of its face is probably smashed in and pieces of its skull now protrudes and looks like a beak on that photo.
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post #62 of 86
8/1/08 at 8:40am
That settles it. It's a raccoon. Damn I was really hoping for a monster.
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post #63 of 86
8/1/08 at 9:24am
Can ... can it be a monstrous raccoon? Please?
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post #64 of 86
8/1/08 at 10:16am
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson View Post
Can ... can it be a monstrous raccoon? Please?
I still have my fingers crossed for a monstrous racoon/turtle/dog/cthulhu combo.
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post #65 of 86
8/1/08 at 11:38am
I'm putting my money on the stillborn fetus from the Lake Champlain monster.
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post #66 of 86
8/1/08 at 3:22pm
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Originally Posted by kungfumonkeyMike View Post


One of those bastards knocked my trash can over last night!
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

I wanted a MONSTER


BELIEVE.
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post #67 of 86
8/1/08 at 3:45pm
Fuck science!
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post #68 of 86
8/1/08 at 3:53pm
billy, your post went well with your signature. I feel retarded about my turtle postings now (fucking goddamn spine).
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post #69 of 86
8/2/08 at 1:42am
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Originally Posted by HarleyQuinn22 View Post
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

I wanted a MONSTER


BELIEVE.
Sorry. I didn't mean any harm, really.

I actually just posted it so I can leave it up on my monitor (which I mount on the back window of my house now) to show the other raccoons what will happen if they get into my trash again.
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post #70 of 86
8/2/08 at 2:00am
Holy fuck, that IS a raccoon.

Heart = broken
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post #71 of 86
8/2/08 at 2:06am
If it makes you feel any better, you can pretend that it was a raccoon that died only minutes prior and looked exactly like that for the entirety of its miserable, monstrous life.
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post #72 of 86
8/2/08 at 2:21am
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Originally Posted by kungfumonkeyMike View Post
Sorry. I didn't mean any harm, really.

I actually just posted it so I can leave it up on my monitor (which I mount on the back window of my house now) to show the other raccoons what will happen if they get into my trash again.
No, no, no, you're going about it all wrong. If you want to terrorize the racoons, put up pictures of Southern children engaging in a Racoon baculum hunt during Valentine's Day. Death, you see, comes for us all, whereas having your penis torn off, dissected, and presented to a chubby, adolescent, female redneck as a token of your undying love does not.
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post #73 of 86
8/2/08 at 2:57am
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Originally Posted by Drew S. View Post
If it makes you feel any better, you can pretend that it was a raccoon that died only minutes prior and looked exactly like that for the entirety of its miserable, monstrous life.
Yeah. Montauk raccoon doesn't quite have the ring that Montauk Monster does.
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post #74 of 86
8/2/08 at 3:19am
How many barrels did Quint have to stick in this bad boy to wear him down?
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post #75 of 86
8/2/08 at 4:18am
Two.
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post #76 of 86
8/2/08 at 3:34pm
ya know, I didn't know what it was, but the Cajun in me wanted to make gumbo out of it nonetheless. who says monsters don't taste good? Clearly they have never tried Blackened Bigfoot, Nessie Fricasse or my world famous Crawfish Chubacabra casserole.
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post #77 of 86
8/2/08 at 6:01pm
I DON'T WANT IT TO BE A RACCOON!!! I WANT MY MONSTER BACK!!!


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post #78 of 86
8/2/08 at 6:08pm
There, there, folks. So it was only a raccoon. We'll always have the Tampa Sea Monster.



Yeah, it's a hoax, but lookit them thar incisors!
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post #79 of 86
8/3/08 at 2:09pm
New photo and video.
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post #80 of 86
8/3/08 at 2:26pm
Plum Island not too far from me...hmmm.....experiments? Anyways, it looks like the griffins ran out of women and decided that the swine ladies were fetching.

Though its fake, Im still hoping for a yeti to wash up ashore here on Long Island.
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post #81 of 86
8/3/08 at 2:28pm
That new picture makes it look more like a hog.
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post #82 of 86
8/4/08 at 5:32pm
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Originally Posted by TzuDohNihm View Post
I can see its bacon bits.
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post #83 of 86
10/5/08 at 3:05pm
Thread Starter 
Does the monster have a relative?
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post #84 of 86
10/5/08 at 3:06pm
Jesus Christ! Send it back to hell!
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post #85 of 86
10/7/08 at 1:29pm
upsidedown alligator?
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post #86 of 86
10/7/08 at 1:47pm
It's a dead Skeksis.
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