I was very excited to see the American Reunion movie. I saw American Pie just after college and remembered it was quite funny.
Jim, Michelle, Oz, Heather, Stifler reunite for their high school...
Geez. How many of these multi-limbed/headed muties are born in that part of the world? We've seen a ton of these stories. They better regulate that pollution better... or start a reality show. We'll call it: "You Betrayed Shiva!"
I'm amazed he found a piece of Denny's cutlery sharp enough to do the job. 99% of the time, at least here in NJ, the knives and forks at our Denny's are as sharp as a sack of wet mice*.
Look, I'm all for not having to see peoples ass or boxers, but involving the fucking cops? Jesus Christ! Oh, and it's in a beach community, but I'm sure no white women in swimsuits are being ticketed.
Funny. Laws dictating how one wears one's pants are cool. Laws dictating whether or not women can go out in public with their faces uncovered are grounds for military action against your country. I think that the saggy-pants style is as retarded as the day is long - but in America you have the right to look like an idiot if you choose. Or at least you used to.
Is it sad that when I read that I went, 'Oh, some d-bag must be fucking around with fire again?' And sure enough...I'm going to go sort through my boxes and boxes of cards.
Is it sad that when I read that I went, 'Oh, some d-bag must be fucking around with fire again?' And sure enough...I'm going to go sort through my boxes and boxes of cards.
Only as sad as I am for thinking of the headline in the first place. My alternate headline, by the way, was "Towards-Down Towards-Down + Punch".
FRESNO, California (AP) -- Authorities say they've arrested a man who broke into the home of two California farmworkers, stole money, rubbed one with spices and whacked the other with a sausage before fleeing.
Should this world ever cease to exist, Stephen Colbert will live on.
The comedian's DNA will be digitized and sent to the International Space Station, Comedy Central was to announce Monday. In October, video game designer Richard Garriott will travel to the station and deposit Colbert's genes for an "Immortality Drive."
"I am thrilled to have my DNA shot into space, as this brings me one step closer to my lifelong dream of being the baby at the end of 2001," Colbert said in a statement, referring to the 1968 landmark science fiction film "2001: A Space Odyssey."