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I love how the dad found the facebook post his daughter tried to block him from seeing.
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I finally came out and told her this today, partly because it was too funny NOT to share.

When my daughter made her post, she used Facebook's privacy settings to block "Family" and "Church" friend's lists. All her other friends could see it. We, of course could not.

One of our dogs is always getting in photos and therefore has her own Facebook pa...ge. It's just a cute dumb thing we did for fun. Well, the dog's profile is rarely used except when funny pictures of her are posted. Since that's not too often, and she has very few friends on Facebook, her wall is kind of bare, with relatively few posts showing up on it.

The other night we gave the dog a bath and there was a funny photo we uploaded to Facebook and tagged her in. I logged in as the dog the next morning to comment on the photo. However when I logged into the dog's profile, my daughter had forgotten to add her to the "family" list.... so our family dog's profile showed her post right there on the front page.

It wasn't any parent-hacking, computer spying, or monitoring of any kind.. the dog actually ratted her out completely by accident. She hasn't petted that dog all day today...

Read more: http://www.litefm.com/cc-common/mainheadlines3.html?feed=421220&article=9744152#ixzz1m1xNZ5JY
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Originally Posted by Werewolf Girl View Post

What Happens In Your Body When You Eat Ramen and Gatorade

 

Well, that's horrifying.



 

 

 

Excuse me, I have to go vomit.

 

I am really curious if the lights from the probe were strong enough to show through the skin.


Edited by MrBananaGrabber - 2/14/12 at 4:50pm
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Originally Posted by MrBananaGrabber View Post

You know those Russian Scientist that were going to drill into a sub-ice lake, cutoff for thousands of years, deep in Antarctica?

 

They're missing: http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2012/02/02/russian-scientists-lost-in-frozen-land-lost/?intcmp=features?test=latestnews

 

So was it The Thing, or a Shoggoth that got 'em?

 


 

ALL THESE WORLDS
ARE YOURS EXCEPT
EUROPA
ATTEMPT NO
LANDING THERE
USE THEM TOGETHER
USE THEM IN PEACE

 

http://gizmodo.com/5374524/all-these-worlds-are-yours-except-europa

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My money's on:
 

YOUR HOLY GHOST WILL NOT SAVE YOU

 

YOUR GOD PLUTONIUM WILL NOT SAVE YOU

 

IN FACT...

 

YOU WILL NOT BE SAVED

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Be careful who you defriend on Facebook.


Edited by TzuDohNihm - 2/24/12 at 12:42pm
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Soylent green is.... a comfy swimming pool?

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http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/infant-death-maimonides-hospital-linked-circumcision-article-1.1032432

 

 

 

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In 2004, city health officials revealed that a baby boy died after a circumcision carried out by a Rockland County rabbi who specializes in the centuries-old, ultra-Orthodox ritual known as metzizah b’ peh.

Under the practice, the rabbi or mohel removes blood from the wound with his mouth — a practice city health officials have criticized, saying it carried “inherent risks” for babies.

 

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Originally Posted by Joseph P. Brenner View Post

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/infant-death-maimonides-hospital-linked-circumcision-article-1.1032432

 

In 2004, city health officials revealed that a baby boy died after a circumcision carried out by a Rockland County rabbi who specializes in the centuries-old, ultra-Orthodox ritual known as metzizah b’ peh.  Under the practice, the rabbi or mohel removes blood from the wound with his mouth — a practice city health officials have criticized, saying it carried “inherent risks” for babies.


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"Christ...this is gonna be one short and probably anti-Semitic episode"

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What's going on in France,?

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5g4InpXotYOj1EjEeibb3NX7CcQiQ?docId=891ed39b97924f7eaa6e52dd10ce79c0

Seems to paint a really bad picture of French police.
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W....T.....F....?

 

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That is so bizarre, who knew people valued clean laundry so much.

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W....T.....F....?

 

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http://www.snopes.com/media/notnews/tide.asp
 

 

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Terrible.

 

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Jampa Yeshi, Tibetan Exile, Sets Self On Fire In Self-Immolation Anti-China Protest

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NEW DELHI (AP) — A Tibetan exile lit himself on fire and ran shouting through a demonstration in the Indian capital Monday, just ahead of a visit by China's president and amid a series of self-immolations done inside Tibet to protest Beijing's rule.

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That is so bizarre, who knew people valued clean laundry so much.



 Everyone knows you CAN'T hold back the Tide.

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Urine bandit fired and charged

 

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/04/05/slash_and_charged/

 

marking the chairs of women he deemed attractive by peeing on them.  Classy.

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Thread Starter 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2123415/Putin-targets-foes-zombie-gun-attack-victims-central-nervous-system.html?ICO=most_read_module

 

 

Quote:Guy who may not have seen the Matrix films

The long-term effects are not known, but two years ago a former major in the Russian foreign intelligence agency, the GRU, died in Scotland after making claims about such a weapons programme to MI6.

Sergei Serykh, 43, claimed he was a victim of weapons which he said were ‘many times more powerful than in the Matrix films’.

 

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"Mr Serykh died after falling from a Glasgow tower block with his wife and stepson in March 2010. While his death was assumed to be suicide, his family fear there was foul play.

Last night the Ministry of Defence declined to comment."



 

 

Wait...whut?

 

 

 

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The suicide forest of Japan.

 

Which reminded me of this comic.

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It looks like Florida has some competition:

 

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Meth Lab Found In Walmart Restroom

 

Of all the things a Walmart janitor comes across, meth labs are probably low on the list.

 

Boaz Police say a maintenance worker cleaning the women’s restroom found pseudoephedrine pills and a plastic water battle with residue in the bottom.

Managers contacted police, who recovered what Chief Terry Davis called a one-pot shake and bake type lab.

 

“That kind of blew my mind when I read the report,” Davis said.

 

“We’ve found a lot of shake and bake meth labs in different places but never inside a business.”

 

Police said it takes about 15 to 30 minutes to cook low-quality methamphetamine using this method, and they do not know if the culprit completed making a final product.

Davis said officers are reviewing surveillance video to see if they can determine who took the items into the restroom.

 

Oddly enough, the pills did not come from the Walmart, but are sold at another pharmacy.

 

Investigators from the Marshall County Drug Enforcement Unit disposed of the meth-making materials.

 

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The suicide forest of Japan.

 

Which reminded me of this comic.



Those crazy Nips.

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Nothing's worse than being greeted at the pearly gates by God giving you a sarcastic golf clap.

 

Swiss woman dies after attempting to live on sunlight

 

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Was it a science experiment?

 

Again, male chewers, I implore you: Do not let anyone squeeze your testicles until you have a heart attack.

 

I other news, I may be developing a phobia due to these articles.

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Well, you are Mr. Banana Grabber. I expect your have grabbed a fair share of banans in your time. Karma is a bitch.

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In other news of crazy ex-girlfriends:

 

Yahoo News

Novocaine nightmare: Dentist pulls out all of ex-boyfriend’s teeth

 

 

If you recently dumped your girlfriend, D.D.S., it is probably a bad idea to go to her for a toothache and let her shoot you up with anesthetic – you could wake up with absolutely no teeth left in your head.

It may sound like some sort of sadistic scene out of one of the “Saw” movies, but unfortunately for one Polish guy, Marek Olszewski, this is reality.

Anna Mackowiak faces jail time after she numbed her ex’s mouth and pulled out every single one of his teeth.

“I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions,” Mackowiak told the Daily Mail. “But when I saw him lying there I just thought, ‘What a bastard.’”

Mackowiak then wrapped his mouth in bandages and simply walked away.

Olszewski didn’t realize that he was completely toothless. “When I got home I looked in the mirror and couldn’t fucking believe it. The bitch had emptied my mouth,” he said.

To add fuel to the fangless fire, Olszewski said that his new girlfriend didn’t want to be with someone who had no teeth so she dumped him.

Mackowiak is being investigated for medical malpractice and betraying the trust of a patient.


 

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Zoo keeper Helps Constipated Monkey By Licking Its Butt For An Hour!
 

 

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As stories about a Chinese zoo keeper licking a monkey's butt in order to save its life go, this one from chinaSMACK is by far the most endearing.

 

After a young Francois' leaf monkey in his care consumed a peanut that had been tossed into its enclosure, Wuhan Zoo employee Zhang Bangsheng noticed that the animal had become dangerously constipated.

 

Being too big to pass through the monkey's system naturally, the peanut had to be extracted manually. Apparently, that meant licking it out.

 

Zhang told local reporters the three-month-old lutung was too small for laxatives, so he had no choice but to extract the wayward legume with his lingua. After washing the its bottom with warm water (because not doing so would be disgusting), Zhang spent an hour polishing the monkey's pooper before the peanut finally popped out.

 

What became of it is up to your filthy imagination, but chinaSMACK says the caretaker subsequently "laughed with satisfaction."

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"Why did I lick that monkey's anus, you ask? Well...uh...because if I didn't, it would surely have died! Yeah, that's the ticket!"

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Las Vegas man with 100-pound scrotum seeks money for surgery

 

There's video of the man in the link. I imagine this is what South Park based their scrotum episode after.

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Edited by Joseph P. Brenner - 5/7/12 at 2:11pm
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In other news of crazy ex-girlfriends:

 

Yahoo News

Novocaine nightmare: Dentist pulls out all of ex-boyfriend’s teeth

 

 

Turns out to be fake:

 

http://www.snopes.com/media/notnews/dentist.asp

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female Sam Kinison

 

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May 16, 2012 21:14

Doctor says emo hairdos could lead to lazy eye syndrome

Andrew Hogan says heavy fringes could damage young people's vision

 

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An Australian doctor has spoken out to condemn 'emo' haircuts with heavy fringes, saying that they could lead to lazy eye syndrome.

Speaking to The Mercury, Andrew Hogan, education director of the Optometrists Association of Tasmania, said:

If a young emo chap has a fringe covering one eye all the time, that eye won't see a lot of detail. And if it happens from a young age, that eye can become amblyotic.


Amblyotic is the medical term for lazy eye syndrome. It is thought that the most vulnerable age for the development of vision is from birth to seven years, but new research has suggested that vision can still be affected after this age.

Hogan's claims have been refuted by Stateside doctors, with Dr Leonard Press of New Jersey stating to MSNBC: "The story would only be true if you had somebody young enough, and if that person never looked out of that eye – if it was blocked 24/7. The reason it's false is that you don't have that constant deprivation."

 

source

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Flesh-Eating Bacteria Consumed Man's Penis After Surgery, Says Lawsuit

 

Where in the world could such horrors occur? In Florida, of course.

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So who was black?

The patient or the surgeon?

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If I never hear another story about flesh-eating bacteria again in my fucking life, I'd be just fine. God damn those microscopic terrors! 

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Superhero Fetuses


The Silver Surfer one is almost kinda cool.

 

Artists website where he has some other pop culture fetii.

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That dude is a hero.  He'll probably get a huge prison term though.

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