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Top 50 Hottest Women Sword Fighters

post #1 of 25
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Because why not?

http://www.onlyknives.com/the-50-hot...ord-fighters/2
Points for the cheeky list name.
post #2 of 25
50 Hottest Women Sword Fighters? Isn't this like compiling a list of 50 Hottes Butch Lesbians or 50 Hottest Women Lumberjakcs? The Only woman on that list that looks like she could even be a sword fighter off a movie set is Nelson, which is understandable. Fending off Stallone's roided out attempts at spousal rape had to be gruelling.
post #3 of 25
That list is useless without Joanne Whalley from Willow.
post #4 of 25
How could you possibly expect me to put up with ranking Sybill Danning behind Brigitte Nielsen and Sandahl Berman?
post #5 of 25
Catherine Zeta Jones and Michelle Rodriguez are WAY too high on the list.
post #6 of 25
No Brigitte Lin, but Sylvia Kristel and freaking Maggie Q?



The word for that is bullshit.
post #7 of 25
Uma Thurman came in at #4??? Number fucking FOUR? No. Wrong. There's no one ahead of her - plain and simple, she needs to be at #1.
post #8 of 25
I'm amazed Azumi's nowhere on that list, she beats them all, hands down.
post #9 of 25
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Originally Posted by reggie-wanker View Post
No Brigitte Lin, but Sylvia Kristel and freaking Maggie Q?
Seriously, you'd think the combo of Swordsman 2, its sequel East is Red, Bride with White Hair 1&2, and Ashes of Time would have gotten her in there.
post #10 of 25
It's all about the Ziyi.
post #11 of 25
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Seriously, you'd think the combo of Swordsman 2, its sequel East is Red, Bride with White Hair 1&2, and Ashes of Time would have gotten her in there.
You'd think. Don't forget the Wong Kar-Wai produced antimatter ASHES OF TIME, THE EAGLE SHOOTING HEROES, either. As if such a thing were possible. A person can easily go their whole life without seeing a sillier movie.

And where in God's name is Angela Mao? Boooooooooooo.
post #12 of 25
I think that I'd pick #22 Vicki Zhao there myself mister Ma.
post #13 of 25
Seriously, this list is void without Brigitte Lin.

Or Lucy Lawless, goddammit.

At least that blue jedi chick isn't on there.
post #14 of 25
Rhona Mitra & Kate Beckinsale only get 4/5 stars in the looks department while Milla Jovovich gets aces?

Something's wrong there, friends.
post #15 of 25
This list sounds like something out of some random phrase generator.
post #16 of 25
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And where in God's name is Angela Mao? Boooooooooooo.
If we're going down that road, the omission of Hsu Feng is unforgivable.
post #17 of 25
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Seriously, this list is void without Brigitte Lin.
Well, at least they included Cheng Pei-pei...

...at number 18, right under Faye freakin' Dunaway!

And Lucy Liu makes the list but not Meiko Kaji!
post #18 of 25
The Internet is out of lists.
post #19 of 25
C'mon, you know there's got to be a Top Ten Lamest Internet Lists out there.
post #20 of 25
How many chromosomes does Devon Aoki have?
post #21 of 25
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How many chromosomes does Devon Aoki have?
The wrong number.
post #22 of 25
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Originally Posted by Hammerhead View Post
Seriously, this list is void without Brigitte Lin.

Or Lucy Lawless, goddammit.
Bullshit X2 IMO (the exclusions, not your opinions).

And Beckinsale (going by looks) deserved a better rating.
post #23 of 25
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C'mon, you know there's got to be a Top Ten Lamest Internet Lists out there.
I actually ran into a top ten most common things you get on internet lists the other day.

Also, Spike1983 would approve of this topic. Think about that.
post #24 of 25
where.

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post #25 of 25
See post #13, eh?
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