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So, I Had My Gall Bladder Removed on Wednesday

post #1 of 32
8/2/08 at 10:38am
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How was everyone else's week?
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post #2 of 32
8/2/08 at 10:47am
Was there a bathtub full of ice and a note involved?
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post #3 of 32
8/2/08 at 10:57am
Just be glad it wasn't your head.
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post #4 of 32
8/2/08 at 11:05am
Did you do it yourself? Y'know, woke up one morning, decided "Fuck it. Fuck my gall bladder. Useless organ anyway" and proceeded to self operate on yourself using that broken knife you wrestled away from that mugger about two years ago? Remember? The one whose arm you broke off and shoved up his own asshole?

So, knowing anasthetic's for pussies, after you cut that hole in your torso, did you snip and tie off all the stuff connecting your gall bladder to your body, or just yank it the hell out? Did you use your own hair to stitch the wound closed, or did you use staples? Did you lie back with a brewski afterwards, and if so, what're you favoring: PBR, Coors, Michelob?

I'd send ya hopes that you're OK and that you heal quick, but, y'know, I don't want ya thinkin' me a sissy-mary or something ("Oooh, Tim's getting all concerned for my health and well-being! Oooh, aren't we sensitive!"). Anyways, enjoy your weekend, feel better, etc. Ryan (Muy Macho) S~
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post #5 of 32
8/2/08 at 11:06am
I lost my innocence yesterday. How's that?
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post #6 of 32
8/2/08 at 11:20am
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Originally Posted by Ryan S~ View Post
How was everyone else's week?
Still missing my spleen, thanks!
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post #7 of 32
8/2/08 at 11:57am
I still have my gall bladder I guess. If I ever had one to begin with.....

I better check.

*Goes to get sharp knife*
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post #8 of 32
8/2/08 at 12:36pm
I had my vagina sewn shut. Shop's closed, boys, shop's closed!!

Seriously though, hope you're feeling better, Ryan!
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post #9 of 32
8/2/08 at 1:26pm
Ditto that. The latter, I mean. Hope all is well.
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post #10 of 32
8/2/08 at 1:27pm
I continued to bitch about my job and about not getting any. Clearly I can't compete with this.
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post #11 of 32
8/2/08 at 3:42pm
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I had my vagina sewn shut. Shop's closed, boys, shop's closed!!
The whole thing? Suppose you have to tinkle? Or are you planning on exploding when you hit 50?
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post #12 of 32
8/2/08 at 4:07pm
I still have all my parts, minus a few wisdom teeth. I think...
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post #13 of 32
8/2/08 at 5:36pm
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I continued to bitch about my job and about not getting any. Clearly I can't compete with this.

Actually, I can directly compete with that.
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post #14 of 32
8/2/08 at 5:44pm
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I had my vagina sewn shut.
I just threw up twice.

How the fuck do you perform cunnilingus on something like that? Spray it down with water from a Delta Sprayer and blow raspberries on it? I think I'm going to throw up again and never go down on another woman as long as I live.
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post #15 of 32
8/2/08 at 6:26pm
You see, Jake, I was merely....

JOKING!



Thank you! No, thank YOU!
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post #16 of 32
8/2/08 at 6:34pm
If getting your gall bladder removed is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
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post #17 of 32
8/2/08 at 6:47pm
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Originally Posted by Timothy225
The whole thing? Suppose you have to tinkle?
You caught up on a lot of sleep during health class, didn't you?
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post #18 of 32
8/2/08 at 9:55pm
I had my gall bladder out in Apirl...it then got infected which was fun.

I wish you luck on you recovery.
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post #19 of 32
8/3/08 at 7:37am
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You caught up on a lot of sleep during health class, didn't you?
I know. I know. I f'ed up. You don't tinkle from there. But, remember, this is Lisa NY we're talking about. She wouldn't have stopped with hemming up her holiest of holes ("Well, as long as I'm down there..."). She'd likely sew up everything she could down there.

Why?
'Cause she's EXTREME!

Girl's been on a roll lately. Suggestive avatars featuring Kate Jackson. Bonding with Eileen, the most graceful and polite of Chewers-in-charge, yet dangerous as a horde of ninjas. Destroyed two newbie Chewers who acted up recently. Her sense of humor's getting sicker and sicker (for example the "Beheading" thread) on the boards of late. Passes up an opportunity to hang with us NJ folk, just so she can help out a close friend in need (real life before her online life? Really needs to sort out her priorities! ).

I tells ya, ever since Heath Ledger died... (gets pummeled by several Chewers for running that joke into the ground. Again.)
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post #20 of 32
8/3/08 at 8:47am
Can't complain.

Well, actually I can. It's a bit too warm for my liking.
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post #21 of 32
8/3/08 at 9:06am
My week was kind of weird in that this one girl from my school keeps sending me nude photos of herself. You know, doing that once or even a few times spaced out over a while is okay... several times in one week makes you think about what kind of psychiatric pathology a person has.
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post #22 of 32
8/3/08 at 10:21am
Tim's my press agent.
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post #23 of 32
8/3/08 at 2:14pm
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My week was kind of weird in that this one girl from my school keeps sending me nude photos of herself. You know, doing that once or even a few times spaced out over a while is okay... several times in one week makes you think about what kind of psychiatric pathology a person has.
Alright, I'll be that guy and ask...

Is she cute? Or does she resemble Jame Gumm? (Goodbye Horses...)
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post #24 of 32
8/3/08 at 2:18pm
Did it go anything like this? NSFL
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post #25 of 32
8/3/08 at 2:28pm
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Alright, I'll be that guy and ask...

Is she cute? Or does she resemble Jame Gumm? (Goodbye Horses...)
She has a rockin' body. I just find her zeal for exhibitionism alarming. It just seems like I attract the crazies, so anything remotely resembling a red flag makes me a little nervous these days.
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post #26 of 32
8/3/08 at 4:03pm
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Originally Posted by Cuchulain View Post
My week was kind of weird in that this one girl from my school keeps sending me nude photos of herself. You know, doing that once or even a few times spaced out over a while is okay... several times in one week makes you think about what kind of psychiatric pathology a person has.
Send me the pictures, I'll examine them closely and then give my professional (lawn bowling) opinion. Problem solved.
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post #27 of 32
8/3/08 at 6:12pm
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She has a rockin' body. I just find her zeal for exhibitionism alarming. It just seems like I attract the crazies, so anything remotely resembling a red flag makes me a little nervous these days.
you're supposed to post thngs like that for strangers to see. Don't you know anything?
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post #28 of 32
8/3/08 at 6:42pm
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Originally Posted by Cuchulain View Post
She has a rockin' body. I just find her zeal for exhibitionism alarming. It just seems like I attract the crazies, so anything remotely resembling a red flag makes me a little nervous these days.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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post #29 of 32
8/4/08 at 5:28am
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Originally Posted by Cuchulain View Post
She has a rockin' body. I just find her zeal for exhibitionism alarming. It just seems like I attract the crazies, so anything remotely resembling a red flag makes me a little nervous these days.
Exhibitionism is perfectly normal. She'd warmly approve you sharing her work with the internet. Specifically, us.
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post #30 of 32
8/4/08 at 5:16pm
Thread Starter 
From removable minor organs to threaded vajayjays to nude pics of strangers...I love CHUD.

The recovery has gone well. No infection, the wounds are healing and I picked up my daughter for the first time in a week this morning. Yay modern medicine!
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post #31 of 32
8/4/08 at 9:33pm
Good to hear, Ryan! Glad to know everything went well.
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post #32 of 32
8/6/08 at 11:29am
I got mine removed last year, I feel your pain. At least you wont have those nasty 'attacks' anymore, right? That's something to look forward to. But just say goodbye to everything you liked eating before because you will never enjoy it ever again.
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