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JOKER vs. GOODFELLAS

post #1 of 13
8/6/08 at 12:33am
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This is dumb, but since Heath Ledger's JOKER is such a scary motherfucker, and he likes to fuck with the mob, what do you think would happen if you put him in GOODFELLAS?

"Would you like to know how I got my scars? I was fucking your mother one day,(licks lips) and somehow, the bag came off her head, which was a little crazier than usual. It was so horrifying, I had to stick a razor in my mouth. And now I'm always smiling!"

Joe Pesci proceeds to beat the shit out of him. Joker laughs unfazed while this is happening. Joe Pesci doesn't know what to make of it and gets pissed off more. Joe Pesci puts a gun to Joker's face.

"Now you're talking! Hit me! I want you to do it! I want you to do it!"

Joker shanks Joe Pesci, rips his face off with a potato peeler, then turns to Robert DeNiro.

"Why so serious?"
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post #2 of 13
8/6/08 at 1:04am
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Originally Posted by Frankenheimer View Post
This is dumb,
Yes.
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post #3 of 13
8/6/08 at 1:05am
See above.
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post #4 of 13
8/6/08 at 1:16am
They do have a taste for burning half of someone's face off.

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post #5 of 13
8/6/08 at 1:56am
Ah, a whole new level of fanfic. It has begun...
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post #6 of 13
8/6/08 at 2:40am
There just aren't words.
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post #7 of 13
8/6/08 at 8:30am
Now put him in Titanic. Please?
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post #8 of 13
8/6/08 at 8:43am
The Joker would have lived for about two minutes in Goodfellas. Just ask Dennis Farina.
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post #9 of 13
8/6/08 at 11:39am
This could be a discussion, because Goodfellas does something really interesting in the way it juxtaposes laughing with violence. Every time something awful happens in front of Liotta he cracks up, and once you're an hour or so into the movie you start to get creeped out whenever anyone laughs, because of this conditioning. TDK's Joker is not always 'fun' enough to be like that, but in general I think there may be something to learn by looking at the films together.
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post #10 of 13
8/6/08 at 12:24pm
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Originally Posted by Tati View Post
Now put him in Titanic. Please?
True story...

I was watching Titanic in the theatre during its first run back in 1997. During the crow's nest scene, I imagined what it would look like if Donald Sutherland and Christopher Walken were up there. It cracked my shit up good.
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post #11 of 13
8/6/08 at 1:55pm
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Now put him in Titanic. Please?
"Introduce a little ice, you upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I am an agent of icebergs. Oh, and you know the thing about icebergs, Rose? They're fair."
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post #12 of 13
8/7/08 at 5:36pm
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Originally Posted by Devildoubt View Post
True story...

I was watching Titanic in the theatre during its first run back in 1997. During the crow's nest scene, I imagined what it would look like if Donald Sutherland and Christopher Walken were up there. It cracked my shit up good.
"Ice-berg right...........a-head".
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post #13 of 13
8/7/08 at 11:49pm
How about the Joker running into Luke at the Cantina in Star Wars?.
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