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Final Countdown eh?

Sounds like we need this!
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More importantly: will a scientist become trapped in the collider during activation and become....something more.
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More importantly: will a scientist become trapped in the collider during activation and become....Thurston Moore.
Fixed. Would be the coolest superhero origin/band founding ever.
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I already stocked up on my crowbars.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anatoli_Bugorski

This guy was just a guinea pig for the superhero theory.
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Fixed. Would be the coolest superhero origin/band founding ever.
I just looked that guy up. He's 50 years old. 50!!
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Isn't this what happened in Howard the Duck?
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I already stocked up on my crowbars.
Same here, although the HEV suit is sold out everywhere.
Also invested in a titanium chastity belt, just in case we open a portal to horny tentacle dimension.
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Great. And I'll be on a plane for most of the day tomorrow. Anyone want anything from the recent past while I'm there?
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Great. And I'll be on a plane for most of the day tomorrow. Anyone want anything from the recent past while I'm there?
Your escape from the Langoliers alone will suffice, my friend.
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Screw it, I'll just stay awake. With my luck I'd be stuck in the past David Morse-less anyways...
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All I can say is it's about Goddamned time. I'm sick of this place.
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Damn, only 4 minutes on the Langoliers reference. Even for Chud, I'm impressed.
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That screen cap on Gizmodo sucks.
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Damn, only 4 minutes on the Langoliers reference. Even for Chud, I'm impressed.
Its been on my mind recently, but I cant take credit for it...whomever posted it on the original thread on this doomsday device deserves it.
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The world ends tomorrow...
I was totally expecting to run into

...and YOU
MAY DIE!

But instead I get scientists trying to break space-time or something.
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I'm not worried, as I've already made travel arrangements, in case something happens of course.



Quick stop in the Valley to pick up Ed, and it's off to Gallifrey! Sayonara, suckas!
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But does everyone have their towels, is the question?
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No way, the world can't end until I see Roland Emmerich's 2012.
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Alls I'm sayin' - if that doesn't produce a planet-destroying super laser then we need to re-prioritize.
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Alls I'm sayin' - if that doesn't produce a planet-destroying super laser then we need to re-prioritize.
I'll say. Those pics are great.
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I was totally expecting to run into

...and YOU
MAY DIE!

But instead I get scientists trying to break space-time or something.
And here I was coming in here to post this.
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And here I was coming in here to post this.
Why, that's right! "Bob" will save us!
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So, what time do they fire this bad boy up?

Also, the best comment from that Gizmodo story: "Super collider? I just met her!"
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"The End Of The World As We Know It And I Feel Fine" R.E.M.
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Is the end of the world on pacific time? Because if this heaven/hell/purgatory/valhalla I'm in today it looks just like my shitty office from yesterday.
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Yeah, the world seems awfully not ended.
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Worst. Armageddon. Ever.
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Fucking Swiss.
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wait for it!









wait for it!







what were we waiting for again?
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Mini black holes, or evil particles, or Mecha-Streisand or some shit. I dunno.

Shut up.
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I just killed my son, some old couple, and a really hot girl with my last four bullets in preparation...

Wait. The world didn't end?

SHIT!
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For the record, they aren't really doing anything in the Large Hardon Collider until September and October.
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Thank god. There's time to get four more bullets.
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You've got about a month, so get crackin'

"The countdown to the startup of the world's most powerful particle collider has begun with today's announcement that the first beam of protons will be sent all the way through the 17-mile-round Large Hadron Collider on Sept. 10."

BTW, the 10th is a Wednesday, so on the bright side we'll have a 4-day weekend to enlist for our groups of roving cannibalistic survivors.
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The phrase "Large Hardon Collider" made me giggle. Because I'm 8.
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The phrase "Large Hardon Collider" made me giggle. Because I'm 8.
I'm 22 and it made me roflcopter.
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Must... finish... this... sentence!
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It was definitely set to be turned on today. Yet another last minute delay. It's almost beginning to sound like this machine is complicated or something.
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Renn Brown: The Boy Who Cried Apocalypse.
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I'm just wondering, if disaster does strike and a hole is torn through space-time, if there will be a great wind:



"Will this wind be so mighty as to lay low the mountains of the Earth?"

(Tried to find a picture of Peter Cook from this sketch, but Rowan Atkinson will have to do. Poopie.)
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Somewhere, a Monty Python joke could be found from all of this.
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Somewhere, a Monty Python joke could be found from all of this.
Or a pretty sweet James Bond flick. Who wants to fantasy cast this puppy?
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Well, the world didn't end.

It probably will when the try to recreate the big bang though.
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I don't know why all the media is focusing on today when the experiment is in 4 weeks. They just fired the baby up today and started sending some particles in one direction.
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I don't know why all the media is focusing on today when the experiment is in 4 weeks. They just fired the baby up today and started sending some particles in one direction.
Though one has to appreciate the fact that the predecessor Lep malefunctioned because somebody forgot two empty bottles of beer inside.

Or to quote one of the greatest thinkers of our times: "To beer. The cause...and solution of all problems of mankind!"
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Final Countdown eh?

Sounds like we need this!
And perhaps the best use of it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDJHPB2o-gQ
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