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Help me name this!

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Thread Starter 
I have been trying to come up with a term for this. (Possibly NSFW.) It would be fabulous to use in insults, if only I could figure out what in the hell to call it! Suggestions. anyone?
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Clitoris.
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Possibly NSFW???
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I'm glad that I resisted the temptation to click the link, then...I like my job.
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At the lower side of that pic...that's a dick. BTW Amazing post count for being suck a dick.
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Chyna?
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Originally Posted by Tati View Post
Possibly NSFW???
And with this comment, I will not click on that link. Thank you my Argentine friend.
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post #10 of 56
Thread Starter 
Sorry about the "possibly." I guess my friends who've seen it so far are lucky to have very liberal employers. But it's not like it's the kind of thing anyone would actually seek out to get off to!

Diva, I like Chyna. lol Another friend suggested "Clitasaurus Rex," which also made me lol but "You suck Clitasaurus Rex" doesn't quite sound right...
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What's Up, Doc

Carrot-top

Quato-cock

It's not ah toomah!
post #12 of 56
Thread Starter 
has no sense of humor. also, clearly does not know shit about me and must not have noticed my join date.

It's worth noting that almost any link you click on in the SEX forum could be NSFW, depending on exactly where one works, of course.
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Didn't the "Addicted to /b/" give it away?
post #14 of 56
Thread Starter 
haha kept forgetting to delete that. not that I'm not totally amused by 4chan, because I absolutely am, but I haven't had time to waste there in a while, ;p
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Originally Posted by Jennifer View Post
has no sense of humor. also, clearly does not know shit about me and must not have noticed my join date.
I noticed that date. Welcome aboard.*
You made me laugh dear. I was joking after the pseudo-hint Diva posted.




* my excuses but there was some stolen ids long ago.
post #16 of 56
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Originally Posted by Feral Akodon View Post
I noticed that date. Welcome aboard.*
You made me laugh dear. I was joking after the pseudo-hint Diva posted.


* my excuses but there was some stolen ids long ago.
I saw the Pseudo-penis link (thanks Diva) but I was really looking for slang to use at times when I can get away with being a foul-mouthed little brat, like when I hang with people from CHUD.

I remember the stolen IDs, or at least one instance many years ago. Thought that was all fixed, though...
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Originally Posted by Jennifer View Post
I saw the Pseudo-penis link (thanks Diva) but I was really looking for slang to use at times when I can get away with being a foul-mouthed little brat, like when I hang with people from CHUD. .
degenereswish?
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Jamie Lee?
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Clenis.
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"Peck."



"YOU ARE GREAT...!"
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Originally Posted by Jennifer View Post
I saw the Pseudo-penis link (thanks Diva) but I was really looking for slang to use at times when I can get away with being a foul-mouthed little brat, like when I hang with people from CHUD.
I think pseudo-penis would be better than any slang word people come up with.
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"Mini-weenie"?
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Originally Posted by erik myers View Post
"Peck."
Bill Murray was half-right.
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Just call it a Jennifer and get it done with.
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Thread Starter 
eew!
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Plethoris.
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fabunkian penis
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Tuesday Nights
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She-nis
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Dongle
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A "banana split"?
A "tombstone"?
A "diving board"?

I'm partial to "PseudoPUD".
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Originally Posted by Phil View Post
Plethoris.
This wins. Especially, imagining El Guapo say it.

"Would you say I have a... 'plethoris'?"
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You're goddamn right it wins. I'm off to Cafe Press to sell some t-shirts!
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In the spirit of these Olympic Games...

a Shanghai Surprise?
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Or how about Clitosaurus Rex?
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scriptgirl best friend & counselor
post #37 of 56
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by Chris Hill View Post
Or how about Clitosaurus Rex?
How about I'm pretty sure I posted in the thread that inspired this one that a friend had already suggested that. It's not even funny or clever enough to be worth ripping off.
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"Virgin Alarm"
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The Enforcer.
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Originally Posted by Jennifer View Post
How about I'm pretty sure I posted in the thread that inspired this one that a friend had already suggested that. It's not even funny or clever enough to be worth ripping off.
Oh! Duh, you did already mention that. I probably just didn't remember reading your post above and subconsciously took it from that. You're right, it's not even funny or clever. Somehow it seemed to be when I thought it was my idea, so it's a good thing it wasn't.
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GROSS.
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Clunt.
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Clitor-his

Michelle Moorcock

Wormsign

Hoo-Haa Hutt
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson View Post
Clitor-his
I remember that He-Man figure! It was pretty much the elephant guy, but with Beast-Man's flocking and the skunk guy's smell...
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Zuuuuul
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Reminds me of that Perdue chicken thermometer - the one that pops and lets you know the chicken's done.
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Clitortoise.
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"The Parson's Wife's Nose"
"Afraid...Very Afraid"
"My Beautiful Laundrette"
"Lickety Split" (my favorite)
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