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post #1 of 46
8/11/08 at 12:05am
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What is this shit?
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post #2 of 46
8/11/08 at 12:05am
Has tits. Nerds like tits.
That's all i can think about.
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post #3 of 46
8/11/08 at 12:13am
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Originally Posted by Tati View Post
Has tits. Nerds like tits.
That's all i can think about.
That's about as far as it goes, my man.

She doesn't say who she works for, but the clues make me think Robert Evans or something.
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post #4 of 46
8/11/08 at 12:14am
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She doesn't work for anybody. You think this wouldn't have gotten back to her boss by now? That's fictional backstory.
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post #5 of 46
8/11/08 at 12:14am
She's a new low for AICN.
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post #6 of 46
8/11/08 at 12:17am
I don't know but I really cannot stand her speech delivery. She sounds like a morning radio traffic reporter.
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post #7 of 46
8/11/08 at 12:18am
And I haven't seen a new Beaks article in a few days now. Do they have him running around doing set visits?
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post #8 of 46
8/11/08 at 12:19am
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Originally Posted by Tati View Post
Has tits. Nerds like tits.
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She's a new low for AICN.
You're both right.
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post #9 of 46
8/11/08 at 12:20am
He posted the ember thing a few days back.

The girl is incredibly annoying and only a few notches away from doing the reports on a bikini. I've only seen one of her videos though, so she might have done that already.
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post #10 of 46
8/11/08 at 12:45am
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Originally Posted by BTSMGL View Post
That's about as far as it goes, my man.

She doesn't say who she works for, but the clues make me think Robert Evans or something.
The bored and detatched way she talks leads me to believe she's got nothing to do with the film industry at all, and is instead a hired pair of tits paid to read off script purchases for cheap website hits. Or perhaps just an attention whore who found a strange new niche.
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post #11 of 46
8/11/08 at 12:49am
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The bored and detatched way she talks leads me to believe she's got nothing to do with the film industry at all, and is instead a hired pair of tits paid to read off script purchases for cheap website hits. Or perhaps just an attention whore who found a strange new niche.
I suppose maybe she gets off on the thought of millions of Aint It Cool News talkbackers jerking off simultaneously as she reads Variety. But that seems unlikely.

That mental image is on the house, BTW.
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post #12 of 46
8/11/08 at 12:55am
What really bothers me about this crap is the giant can of red bull sitting next to her. I hate "energy drinks."
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post #13 of 46
8/11/08 at 1:03am
I'd fuck her.
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post #14 of 46
8/11/08 at 1:04am
Dude, she's ugly, whatever, dude.
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post #15 of 46
8/11/08 at 1:58am
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I don't know but I really cannot stand her speech delivery. She sounds like a morning radio traffic reporter.
Her voice kind of reminds me of Kelly Preston's vapid TV reporter in From Dusk Til Dawn.

And, sure, she's also a babe.
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post #16 of 46
8/11/08 at 2:32am
You guys watch her with the sound on?
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post #17 of 46
8/11/08 at 2:42am
How else are we going to imagine what she sounds like in the sack?
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post #18 of 46
8/11/08 at 3:12am
What the hell is "scriptgirl"? Some You Tube thing like "lonelygirl55" (or whatever it was called)?
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post #19 of 46
8/11/08 at 6:27am
I can't listen to her, but I'd like to type on her chest with my penis ink. But then lots of girls have nice tits and are just as uninteresting. Sometimes less.
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post #20 of 46
8/11/08 at 6:28am
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And you'll never fuck any of them either.
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post #21 of 46
8/11/08 at 6:34am
Coming from one of the more repugnant, hideous assholes I've had the displeasure of viewing with my eyes, that's sweet.
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post #22 of 46
8/11/08 at 7:35am
To counter this dastardly hit-grabbing scheme, which unlucky CHUD staffer gets to deliver script reviews in a bikini?
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post #23 of 46
8/11/08 at 7:49am
Devin is a beautiful man.


I nominate him for scriptboy.
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post #24 of 46
8/11/08 at 8:02am
I'm hoping for Nick. And so is everyone else.
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post #25 of 46
8/11/08 at 3:01pm
Wait you guys read AICN? There is irony here some were.
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post #26 of 46
8/11/08 at 4:34pm
Umm, she looks remarkably similar to the host of Shop Erotic.

I really hate that I know this because of my job...
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post #27 of 46
8/11/08 at 4:41pm
So if she's the new AICN female correspondent? Wonder where Alexandra DuPont went? ehhhhhh who cares.
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post #28 of 46
8/11/08 at 4:46pm
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So if she's the new AICN female correspondent? Wonder where Alexandra DuPont went? ehhhhhh who cares.
She's not even a real AICN correspondent, as much as they just put her YouTube crap up once a week. She's her own thing, sort of like Vern only useless and on video. DuPont is still around.
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post #29 of 46
8/11/08 at 4:47pm
I notice we've yet to get a report from Neil "aka Patton Oswalt" Cumpston for some time now.
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post #30 of 46
8/11/08 at 5:01pm
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I notice we've yet to get a report from Neil "aka Patton Oswalt" Cumpston for some time now.
He was always my favorite over there.
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post #31 of 46
8/11/08 at 5:14pm
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I'd fuck her.
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Originally Posted by Andre Dellamorte View Post
Dude, she's ugly, whatever, dude.
These. Both of them.
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post #32 of 46
8/11/08 at 6:05pm
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He was always my favorite over there.
If you really want to talk AICN obscure. You'd remember ChickenGeorgeVII.
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post #33 of 46
8/11/08 at 6:18pm
What happened to Midol Girl?
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post #34 of 46
8/11/08 at 6:21pm
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She'll be staying at my house next week, I think.
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post #35 of 46
8/11/08 at 6:21pm
Or Junior Mintz?
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post #36 of 46
8/11/08 at 6:35pm
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If you really want to talk AICN obscure. You'd remember ChickenGeorgeVII.
Yeah, I always thought his attempt at branding was rather lame. What does that mean anyway, George the Seventh Chicken? Was it some obscure reference?
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post #37 of 46
8/11/08 at 6:38pm
Well I know is that Chicken George was a guy from Roots. Other than that I've got nothing. There was also "Ed Asner's Groin", but he wasn't as popular.

Then there was the guy who did the "Had a beer and cheets on his wife" deal.
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post #38 of 46
8/11/08 at 6:48pm
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Yeah, I always thought his attempt at branding was rather lame. What does that mean anyway, George the Seventh Chicken? Was it some obscure reference?
I believe it was a strange attempt at political humor. George V being George H. W. Bush and George VI being, well, you know. That's my guess, anyway.
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post #39 of 46
8/11/08 at 7:32pm
Just imagine Jerry and George talking about scriptgirl while they waste some ketchup. I will really enjoy reading her reply.
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post #40 of 46
8/11/08 at 7:37pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
If you really want to talk AICN obscure. You'd remember ChickenGeorgeVII.
And thus -- my shtick is tired.
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post #41 of 46
8/11/08 at 9:49pm
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Then there was the guy who did the "Had a beer and cheets on his wife" deal.
I really like stupid humor so I always got a kick out of the never ending AICN inside jokes, brother.
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post #42 of 46
8/12/08 at 2:17am
I started the Bomb in the Ribecage bit.

I'm terribly sorry. That Gary Sinise/Vincent D'Onofrio vehicle really got to me.
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post #43 of 46
8/12/08 at 2:22am
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Originally Posted by Zollicoffer View Post
I started the Bomb in the Ribecage bit.

I'm terribly sorry. That Gary Sinise/Vincent D'Onofrio vehicle really got to me.
I always thought that was referencing BLACK MASK!
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post #44 of 46
8/12/08 at 12:36pm
No, it was IMPOSTER, but of course you'd know that. You sexy tomboy beanpole you.
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post #45 of 46
8/12/08 at 1:38pm
Can we stop now? AICN in-jokes were lame the moment they started, please don't drag them to this fine site.
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post #46 of 46
8/12/08 at 2:09pm
No problem Ryan.
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