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Jason Statham ejected from Playboy Mansion

post #1 of 30
8/12/08 at 7:00pm
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I'd add something, but that's a hard headline to top.

http://www.nypost.com/seven/08122008...les_124100.htm

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JASON Statham doesn't know Playboy etiquette. The "Bank Job" star showed up to Hugh Hefner's annual Midsummer Night's Dream Party at the Playboy Mansion dressed in a bathrobe, but when he refused to pose for pictures, a spy said, "he was escorted by five security guards off the property. It was rough." A Statham rep declined comment. Also at the party: Jon Lovitz, who "kept taking pictures of his face next to girls' bare bottoms," and Steve Coogan, who tried to "pick up chicks in the grotto before hanging with Matthew Perry in a corner."
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post #2 of 30
8/12/08 at 7:04pm
Sounds to me like the best worst party ever. Like a celebrity version of the house parties at my place. I'm probably Matthew Perry.
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post #3 of 30
8/12/08 at 7:06pm
Lovitz is still pulling down Playboy party invites? God bless him.
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post #4 of 30
8/12/08 at 7:08pm
No gay oil fights?
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post #5 of 30
8/12/08 at 7:19pm
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"he was escorted by five security guards off the property."
Escorted? Or transported?

Oh screw y'all, it's cute.
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post #6 of 30
8/12/08 at 7:23pm
Only five security guards?
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post #7 of 30
8/12/08 at 7:36pm
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Originally Posted by Moltisanti View Post
Escorted? Or transported?

Oh screw y'all, it's cute.
Whoever wrote that article really screwed the pooch. Opportunities like that come along maybe once or twice a year.
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post #8 of 30
8/12/08 at 7:40pm
Viral marketing for Crank 2? Did he have a raging epinephrine boner protruding from the bathrobe?
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post #9 of 30
8/14/08 at 1:04am
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Originally Posted by Big Jim Slade View Post
Viral marketing for Crank 2? Did he have a raging epinephrine boner protruding from the bathrobe?
Damn. Beaten to the punch.
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post #10 of 30
8/14/08 at 9:45am
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Originally Posted by Raspberry Leper View Post
Lovitz is still pulling down Playboy party invites? God bless him.
This I can see, it was Matthew Perry hanging out in the corner that amused me.
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post #11 of 30
8/14/08 at 10:36am
So how many of the 5 security guards got a headbutt before they got him outside?
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post #12 of 30
8/14/08 at 10:44am
He was thrown out because he wouldn't pose for pictures?!?!

How exciting.
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post #13 of 30
8/14/08 at 10:53am
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Originally Posted by Raspberry Leper View Post
Lovitz is still pulling down Playboy party invites? God bless him.
When you publicly kick Andy Dick's ass, you pretty much recieve a blank check on the spot.
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post #14 of 30
8/14/08 at 3:17pm
Wish there were pics or video for this story.

I wonder if post-ejection, Coogan calmed everyone down by doing Transporter impersonations and incorporating "wiiiiiiiiv a little bit, wiv a little bit, wiv a little bitta bloomin luck"?
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post #15 of 30
8/14/08 at 3:26pm
Statham is a nobody.
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post #16 of 30
8/14/08 at 3:48pm
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Originally Posted by Jonathan Parker View Post
He was thrown out because he wouldn't pose for pictures?!?!

How exciting.
Yeah, I was thinking that he'd groped Hef's girlfriend (one of 'em) or something. If you don't pose for a pic, you get booted? Wonder why he wouldn't pose.
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post #17 of 30
8/14/08 at 4:19pm
He probably just wanted to hang out, have a good time, and get laid without being hassled.

Hell, even I wouldn't want my picture taken with Jon Lovitz or Matthew Perry.
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post #18 of 30
8/14/08 at 4:49pm
If you want to get laid without being hassled, i'd imagine the Playboy mansion is not the place to do it.

Personally, Coogan comes off worst in this article. Never anything positive in the press about the unfortunate, funny bastard.
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post #19 of 30
8/14/08 at 4:58pm
It's incredibly easy to be thrown out of a Mansion party. Lotta rules.
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post #20 of 30
8/19/08 at 10:14pm
Jason is an all around cranky dude. TMZ has gotten shots of him and he turns in the other direction, doesn't have anything nice to say. Too bad he's not more like his character in Snatch.
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post #21 of 30
8/19/08 at 10:23pm
Statham turns the other direction from TMZ? What a jerk!
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post #22 of 30
8/19/08 at 10:36pm
All it takes is one photo from them, Molt. Soon afterward Statham will be passing out drunk at Bar Lubitsch and flashing his cooch to passers-by while rolling around on the puke-stained sidewalks of Santa Monica Boulevard.
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post #23 of 30
8/19/08 at 10:45pm
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Originally Posted by Jake View Post
Soon afterward Statham will be passing out drunk at Bar Lubitsch and flashing his cooch to passers-by while rolling around on the puke-stained sidewalks of Santa Monica Boulevard.
Didn't you see Neveldine/Taylor with their cameras? They were shooting Crank 2.
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post #24 of 30
8/19/08 at 11:02pm
So THAT's what the cops with tasers were for. Well played, Chelios. Well played.
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post #25 of 30
8/19/08 at 11:16pm
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Originally Posted by Raspberry Leper View Post
Lovitz is still pulling down Playboy party invites? God bless him.
It's not that hard to get invited. He probably went as a +1.
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post #26 of 30
8/20/08 at 3:55am
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Originally Posted by Ambler View Post
It's not that hard to get invited. He probably went as a +1.
Sorry, it's not that hard to get an invite to a party at THE Playboy Mansion??????

ummmm... 'kay.
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post #27 of 30
8/20/08 at 9:07am
You've never been?
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post #28 of 30
8/20/08 at 9:48am
Rain Dog's the only guy that doesn't get the memo, we simply don't invite him to these things (sorry, man). But me? Hell, at this point more of my DNA is in the grotto than in my own body.
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post #29 of 30
8/20/08 at 1:24pm
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Originally Posted by Ambler View Post
It's not that hard to get invited. He probably went as a +1.
Tell that to Johnny Drama.
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post #30 of 30
8/20/08 at 10:44pm
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Originally Posted by Eric Cordo View Post
Tell that to Johnny Drama.
Fuckin Machio and Pauly man...
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