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post #51 of 84
8/13/08 at 3:31pm
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Originally Posted by Keith Fordyce View Post

Speaking of The Swayze, Jennifer Grey? Really?
Come on, Keith! They were adorable!
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post #52 of 84
8/13/08 at 3:35pm
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Originally Posted by BobClark View Post
Chevy Chase and:
Beverly D'Angelo
Speaking of BD'A, her and Geoffrey Lewis in EVERY WHICH WAY BUT LOOSE. And speaking of that flick, what the f**k was Philo thinking in part 2 getting back with Lynn???
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post #53 of 84
8/13/08 at 3:37pm
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Originally Posted by Keith Fordyce View Post
Oddly enough I'm cool with Swayze and Hunt's hookup in Next of Kin.
She's had an odd assortment of hook-ups:

Nicholson
Medium-well Spacey
Paralyzed Eric Stoltz
David Caruso
Tim Thomerson

and perhaps most egregiously, Paul Reiser.

Not to mention that car that ran her over in The Miracle of Kathy Miller.
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post #54 of 84
8/13/08 at 3:38pm
Roger and Jessica Rabbit. But then, he does make her laugh.
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post #55 of 84
8/13/08 at 3:43pm
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Originally Posted by Big Jim Slade View Post
Roger and Jessica Rabbit. But then, he does make her laugh.


The frog has come to have his say,
The pig'll never get her way.
Bib and napkin, knife and fork
Is the only way that I'll touch pork.
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post #56 of 84
8/13/08 at 4:14pm
Markie Post and Keith David in There's Something About Mary, although their pairing was the joke.
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post #57 of 84
8/13/08 at 4:22pm
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Originally Posted by Felt Pelt View Post
Markie Post and Keith David in There's Something About Mary, although their pairing was the joke.
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post #58 of 84
8/13/08 at 4:25pm
Sean Connery and Catherine Zeta-Jones-ENTRAPMENT
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post #59 of 84
8/13/08 at 4:28pm
Freakshow and his wife in the first Harold and Kumar movie.
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post #60 of 84
8/13/08 at 4:31pm
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Originally Posted by InTheShadows View Post
Charlie Sheen and Kristy Swanson in The Chase.
Oddly enough they've been in 3 movies together.

Ferris Bueller, Hot Shots and the Chase I don't know maybe they're friends.

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Didn't Pauly Shore do a movie with Carla Gugino?
Son In Law, he even got to second base with an intoxicated Tiffany-Amber Theissen.
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post #61 of 84
8/13/08 at 4:37pm
Anakin Skywalker and Padme Amidala.
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post #62 of 84
8/13/08 at 5:18pm
61 posts in and no one has mentioned the blatantly obvious:

Suicide faking Bud Cort and Car Jacking Ruth Gordon in HAROLD AND MAUDE

followed by

Dirty Waitress Lara Flynn Boyle and Three Armed Judd Nelson in THE DARK BACKWARD... toss in fat chick fetish/shit-eating/corpse raping/accordion playing Garbage Man Bill Paxton for a love triangle.
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post #63 of 84
8/13/08 at 5:31pm
Gugino and Jet Lee. Get the fuck off here.

Jack and Amanda Peet. Peet & Jason Biggs. (BTW she was astonishing in that movie).
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post #64 of 84
8/13/08 at 5:47pm
Also, I can't decide which RUN FATBOY RUN pairing is stranger: Thandie Newton and Simon Pegg or Thandie Newton and Hank Azaria. Dylan Moran would have made more sense.
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post #65 of 84
8/13/08 at 6:00pm
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Originally Posted by Frankenheimer View Post
Dirty Waitress Lara Flynn Boyle and Three Armed Judd Nelson in THE DARK BACKWARD... toss in fat chick fetish/shit-eating/corpse raping/accordion playing Garbage Man Bill Paxton for a love triangle.

That sends you to hell.
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post #66 of 84
8/13/08 at 9:15pm
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Originally Posted by teledork
That sends you to hell.
I'm surprised I'm the only one who thought of it.
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post #67 of 84
8/13/08 at 9:26pm
Sad to say, Jean and Cyclops in all three X-Men movies. Blandest onscreen relationship I've ever seen in my life. If you're going to have a charismatic hunk like Hugh Jackman waiting in the wings, you are OBLIGATED to maake the audience believe that Cyclops is THE MAN in Jean's eyes. Never bought it for a goddamn second.
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post #68 of 84
8/14/08 at 6:50pm
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Originally Posted by HarleyQuinn22 View Post
Sad to say, Jean and Cyclops in all three X-Men movies. Blandest onscreen relationship I've ever seen in my life. If you're going to have a charismatic hunk like Hugh Jackman waiting in the wings, you are OBLIGATED to maake the audience believe that Cyclops is THE MAN in Jean's eyes. Never bought it for a goddamn second.
Well, Marsden was fucked. When you can't see someone's eyes or eyebrows they lose like half of their ability to emote or be charming.
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post #69 of 84
8/14/08 at 7:42pm
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Originally Posted by Sean Bateman View Post
Well, Marsden was fucked. When you can't see someone's eyes or eyebrows they lose like half of their ability to emote or be charming.
He's also severely underwritten in the first film, a problem that somehow becomes exponentially worse as the series goes on.
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post #70 of 84
8/16/08 at 2:41am
I got news for you, CYCLOPS and JEAN were bland in the saturday morning cartoon too.
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post #71 of 84
8/16/08 at 2:45am
I appreciate the news, FRANKENHEIMER. It doesn't make anything in this thread any less true.
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post #72 of 84
8/16/08 at 2:48am
I noticed.
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post #73 of 84
8/16/08 at 11:36am
Stallone, Stone, Specialist.

Steven Seagal + various girls post-Exit Wounds.

Fraser & Bullock in Crash.
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post #74 of 84
8/16/08 at 11:44am
Bogie and Bacall. He married her 11 days after getting divorced from his previous wife, 4 months before Bacall turned 21. He was 45. Eesh.
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post #75 of 84
8/16/08 at 12:00pm
Harrison Ford and Anne Heche.
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post #76 of 84
8/16/08 at 12:08pm
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Originally Posted by Keith Fordyce View Post
Harrison Ford and Anne Heche.
Wait, does Six Days, Seven Nights really count? Anyone being paired with Anne Heche makes for at least a marginally weird couple and Ford had already started to do shit like wear earrings and such. That's not weird due to the particular pairing but weird because each person is weird. It's weird cubed.
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post #77 of 84
8/16/08 at 4:10pm
Nope, Ford and Heche were the weirdest. Who didn't do a triple take back in '98 when they saw the trailer for this thing?
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post #78 of 84
8/16/08 at 5:12pm
Even though I love the film,

Paul Giamatti and Virginia Madsen in Sideways.
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post #79 of 84
8/16/08 at 5:31pm
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Originally Posted by Phil View Post
Bogie and Bacall. He married her 11 days after getting divorced from his previous wife, 4 months before Bacall turned 21. He was 45. Eesh.
more power to him then, get them when they are young :G
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post #80 of 84
8/16/08 at 6:48pm
Gwyneth Paltrow and Jake Gyllenhaal in Proof. I think the movie's an underrated little gem, but this pairing was just odd.

Then, there's Don Johnson and Jennifer Connelly in The Hot Spot. Don Johnson should never be allowed to act or be near early-90s Jennifer Connelly. He doesn't deserve it.

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Even though I love the film,

Paul Giamatti and Virginia Madsen in Sideways.
This never struck me as very strange, mainly because nearly every woman of a certain age that I used to work with had a huge crush on Paul Giamatti. It always gave me a little hope that my lovable-loserdom eventually would pay off.
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post #81 of 84
8/16/08 at 8:31pm
Chuck Norris and Lee Marvin


Jackie Chan and Jennifer Love Hewitt in The Tuxedo

&

Jackie Chan and Claire Forlani in The Medallion

I respect your gangster Jackie BUT damn man, c'mon. Looks like I'll have to show you how proper a boss moves with these dimes.
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post #82 of 84
8/17/08 at 2:41pm
I like the movie, but Brian O'Halloran and Rosario Dawson in Clerks II.
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post #83 of 84
8/17/08 at 3:42pm
Dylan Moran and Simon Pegg would make a better pairing than Thandie and Pegg of Thandie and Azaria. In fact I thought Dylan Moran saved Run, Fatboy, Run.
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post #84 of 84
8/17/08 at 3:49pm
Has anybody mentioned Travolta and Lily Tomlin? That was fucking scary.
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