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post #1 of 12
8/13/08 at 3:09am
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I really wouldn't mind seeing Steven Seagal in one more mainstream action movie. I know he'd have to lose about 50 pounds but after watching Under Siege recently I forgot how much I had liked that movie. Under Siege 2 sucked but I wouldn't mind an Under Siege 3 if they could make it more like the first one and add some good actors to help the movie like Tommy Lee Jones and Gary Busey did in the first one.

I also kind of wonder what he'd be like in a Tarantino movie.

Edit: Okay... the Tarantino thing is going too far. lol... But really I'd like to see him in one more mainstream action movie.
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post #2 of 12
8/13/08 at 3:46am
Keep this guy away from Moltisanti. Question is, which one is the keymaster and which one is the gatekeeper?
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post #3 of 12
8/13/08 at 4:55am
Seagal's too much of a laughing stock these days to take seriously. If he just wasn't so full of himself and would stay out of the public eye for a while, he could possibly make a return to film as a martial arts mentor to some bullied kid. It was cool to see him poke fun at himself in The Onion Movie though. Plus, he really needs to speak the f*ck up more.

Personally, I'd like to see a collaboration film with Seagal, Chuck Norris, Van Damme, Michael Dudikoff, Steve James, and the guy from Gymkata. With Andrew Davis as director it just might work.
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post #4 of 12
8/13/08 at 9:53am
According to Vern at AICN we might be seeing him in a reality series soon.
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post #5 of 12
8/13/08 at 10:17am
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Keep this guy away from Moltisanti. Question is, which one is the keymaster and which one is the gatekeeper?
Many Shuvs and Zuuls will know what it is to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you...
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post #6 of 12
8/13/08 at 10:39am
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Personally, I'd like to see a collaboration film with Seagal, Chuck Norris, Van Damme, Michael Dudikoff, Steve James, and the guy from Gymkata. With Andrew Davis as director it just might work.
I'm with you on Steve James. Would love to see him in another flick. Unfortunately pancreatic cancer felt differently.
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post #7 of 12
8/13/08 at 10:41pm
It would be good to see all of these big action stars from the late 80's, early 90's collaborate for a big screen project instead of all working on these cheap DTV flicks with poor production values but I feel there's probably a reason why this hasn't happened. Seagal and Van Damme alone feels like it would be a bigger diva match than Whitney Houston and Jennifer Lopez. Maybe not. It would be great to see if there was a script capable of putting everyone together and making it work.
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post #8 of 12
8/13/08 at 10:47pm
I'd welcome the return of Seagal in a mainstream action movie but wonder if the man himself is even bothered any more. That reality show thing, if true, could go either way.

My feeling is Seagal's next outing on the big screen will be a 3-D IMAX presentation of one of his concerts.



It'll feel like you're on stage with him.
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post #9 of 12
8/13/08 at 11:02pm
Just watch Cockpuncher again.
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post #10 of 12
8/13/08 at 11:14pm
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If he just wasn't so full of himself and would stay out of the public eye for a while, he could possibly make a return to film as a martial arts mentor to some bullied kid.
Karate Kid V? *

* I'm as surprised as anyone that there was anything beyond the second.
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post #11 of 12
8/14/08 at 1:01am
Van Damme is the one who deserves a 2nd chance. To hell with Seagal.
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post #12 of 12
8/14/08 at 1:03am
If Van Damme's fake biopic thing ever comes out, that 2nd chance might actually happen.
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